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(The Daily Beast)   Christopher "The Crying Nazi" Cantwell is given something to cry about   (thedailybeast.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Crime, White supremacist Christopher Cantwell, First Amendment, criminal activity, jury of Christopher Cantwell, hateful beliefs, neo-Nazi, legal trouble  
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2021-02-24 3:08:24 PM  
Not long enough.  Also, not being sentenced to Supermax or Gitmo.
 
2021-02-24 3:11:08 PM  
"White supremacist Christopher Cantwell, dubbed the "Crying Nazi" after recording a tearful video about his violent participating in the 2017 Unite the Right march, cried in court on Wednesday as he was sentenced to 41 months in prison. "

Oops he did it again.

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2021-02-24 3:14:34 PM  
Hopefully his journey to join with like-minded racists gangs in jail will be fraught with many well earned perils.
 
2021-02-24 3:16:52 PM  

thorpe: "White supremacist Christopher Cantwell, dubbed the "Crying Nazi" after recording a tearful video about his violent participating in the 2017 Unite the Right march, cried in court on Wednesday as he was sentenced to 41 months in prison. "

Oops he did it again.

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The epitome of the internet tough guy.  Pitiful.
 
2021-02-24 3:28:39 PM  
2021 is going well.
 
2021-02-24 3:30:47 PM  
Cantwell, who was convicted last fall of threatening and attempting to extort another neo-Nazi

Do we really need to expend resources intervening in this kind of thing?
 
2021-02-24 3:31:37 PM  

edmo: 2021 is going well.


non-Texan like typing detected.
 
2021-02-24 3:32:32 PM  
Off to prison where he will no doubt be rehabilitated into an upstanding citizen, tolerant of other races and cultures.
 
2021-02-24 3:41:51 PM  
I'm going to celebrate by listening to music about crying.
Ultravox - Dancing With Tears In My Eyes (Official Music Video)
Youtube PSQWUZ8a2Ho
 
2021-02-24 3:41:53 PM  
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2021-02-24 3:42:42 PM  

thorpe: "White supremacist Christopher Cantwell, dubbed the "Crying Nazi" after recording a tearful video about his violent participating in the 2017 Unite the Right march, cried in court on Wednesday as he was sentenced to 41 months in prison. "

Oops he did it again.

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It looks like he has access to a barber, but still chose to leave that angry dust bunny on top of his head. Jesus christ.
 
2021-02-24 3:42:50 PM  
Where's his chin?
 
2021-02-24 3:43:08 PM  

ShavedOrangutan: Off to prison where he will no doubt be rehabilitated into an upstanding citizen, tolerant of other races and cultures.


Hard to do that when he's being told to hold some guys pocket.
 
2021-02-24 3:43:14 PM  

Diogenes: thorpe: "White supremacist Christopher Cantwell, dubbed the "Crying Nazi" after recording a tearful video about his violent participating in the 2017 Unite the Right march, cried in court on Wednesday as he was sentenced to 41 months in prison. "

Oops he did it again.

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The epitome of the internet tough guy.  Pitiful.


He sure is, considering he was dumb enough to threaten a lawyer
 
2021-02-24 3:43:36 PM  

Naido: Cantwell, who was convicted last fall of threatening and attempting to extort another neo-Nazi

Do we really need to expend resources intervening in this kind of thing?


Yes. He broke the law. It doesn't matter against who.
 
2021-02-24 3:43:59 PM  
I can't get over how much this guy looks like my aunt.
 
2021-02-24 3:47:51 PM  
Wow what a slap on the wrist. Is he a part time cop who happened to shoot a black person for no reason?

/it's not funny
//it's farked up
///welcome to America
 
2021-02-24 3:48:53 PM  

edmo: 2021 is going well.


The past 4 years were the years of "fark around.". Hopefully 2021 is the year of "find out."
 
2021-02-24 3:49:16 PM  
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Doug: Those big cons are going to love you, eh?
Bob:  What do you mean?
Doug:  You're a cute little guy...they're going to be loving you from dawn to dusk.
 
2021-02-24 3:49:44 PM  
Crying Can'twell

fark him. I hope he dies behind bars. He can cry while he's bleeding out from a shiv that nobody saw or knows anything about.

The only good nazi is a dead nazi.
 
2021-02-24 3:50:32 PM  
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2021-02-24 3:51:04 PM  
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Damn bro just shave it off, there's nothing left to salvage. Everyone will understand if you show up looking like a skin head.
 
2021-02-24 3:51:09 PM  
Ain't nothin' gonn' happen.
 
2021-02-24 3:52:30 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: [Fark user image image 850x474]

Damn bro just shave it off, there's nothing left to salvage. Everyone will understand if you show up looking like a skin head.


Wow

Ladies is he single???
 
2021-02-24 3:54:48 PM  
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2021-02-24 3:55:17 PM  
Good

May every nazi find their way behind bars or a very painful death

The United States of America needs a massive reminder that the only good nazi is a dead one.
 
2021-02-24 3:57:34 PM  

thorpe: "White supremacist Christopher Cantwell, dubbed the "Crying Nazi" after recording a tearful video about his violent participating in the 2017 Unite the Right march, cried in court on Wednesday as he was sentenced to 41 months in prison. "

Oops he did it again.

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Dat hair tho. Master race my ass
 
2021-02-24 3:58:15 PM  

Secret Troll Alt: Crying Can'twell

fark him. I hope he dies behind bars. He can cry while he's bleeding out from a shiv that nobody saw or knows anything about.

The only good nazi is a dead nazi.


The ironic thing is that the one most likely to do that would be an AB member.
 
2021-02-24 3:58:21 PM  

quatchi: Where's his chin?


His chin is busy looking for Kyle.
 
2021-02-24 3:58:31 PM  
Oh, this guy.  Remember the HBO/Vice documentary about Charlottesville? If you don't, here it is:

Charlottesville: Race and Terror - VICE News Tonight (HBO)
Youtube P54sP0Nlngg


I understand the age restriction, it's pretty ugly.  Just click through.

Anyway, Cantwell allowed the reporter from Vice to be embedded with his group because she was from Vice, which was co-founded by Gavin McInnes, who was forced out of Vice Media.  Cantwell thought that a reporter from the company co-founded by the daddy of the Proud Boys would portray him in a positive light.

Also, notice the way that Cantwell takes any opportunity to take off his shirt in front of the Vice reporter.  He honestly thought that he had a chance to make it with her.
 
2021-02-24 4:03:08 PM  
Awesome.

Why aren't the habitual "Aint nothin gon happen.gif.meme" posters showing up to point out that they were wrong and something happened?
 
2021-02-24 4:08:39 PM  

Naido: Cantwell, who was convicted last fall of threatening and attempting to extort another neo-Nazi

Do we really need to expend resources intervening in this kind of thing?


The end  result is an evil farkwit is in jail, AND his only victim was another evil farkwit. Win win for society.
 
2021-02-24 4:09:09 PM  

RustyShock: notice the way that Cantwell takes any opportunity to take off his shirt in front of the Vice reporter.  He honestly thought that he had a chance to make it with her.


LEAVE JAN BRADY ALONE!
 
2021-02-24 4:10:23 PM  

mrparks: I can't get over how much this guy looks like my aunt.


I know. He looks just like my grandmother.
Maybe it's the moustache.
 
2021-02-24 4:10:43 PM  

Naido: Do we really need to expend resources intervening in this kind of thing?


Yes. The place for neo-Nazis is behind bars. It doesn't matter why they're put there as long as they are put there.
 
2021-02-24 4:12:27 PM  
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2021-02-24 4:12:47 PM  

fragMasterFlash: RustyShock: notice the way that Cantwell takes any opportunity to take off his shirt in front of the Vice reporter.  He honestly thought that he had a chance to make it with her.

LEAVE JAN BRADY ALONE!


Jan couldn't braid her hair to save her life.
 
2021-02-24 4:13:57 PM  
Replace "job" with "freedom" - literal freedom
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2021-02-24 4:15:16 PM  
The weepy wehrmacht.
The sobbing schutzstaffel
The blubbering brownshirt
The  teary totenkopf

/I'll see myself out
 
2021-02-24 4:16:39 PM  

UltimaCS: thorpe: "White supremacist Christopher Cantwell, dubbed the "Crying Nazi" after recording a tearful video about his violent participating in the 2017 Unite the Right march, cried in court on Wednesday as he was sentenced to 41 months in prison. "

Oops he did it again.

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It looks like he has access to a barber, but still chose to leave that angry dust bunny on top of his head. Jesus christ.


It's supposed to be a halo.
 
2021-02-24 4:16:53 PM  

fragMasterFlash: Hopefully his journey to join with like-minded racists gangs in jail will be fraught with many well earned perils.

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2021-02-24 4:18:03 PM  
Crying Christopher Convicted, Cries Over Crimes. News at 11
 
2021-02-24 4:18:32 PM  
My 47th birthday is approaching and I was starting to feel old. Then I looked this guy up and found out he's only 40.

I now not only feel better about my age, but also the fact that I have not made so many staggeringly bad decisions to get my own wikipedia page.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christo​p​her_Cantwell
 
2021-02-24 4:26:55 PM  

Telephone Sanitizer Second Class: My 47th birthday is approaching and I was starting to feel old. Then I looked this guy up and found out he's only 40.

I now not only feel better about my age, but also the fact that I have not made so many staggeringly bad decisions to get my own wikipedia page.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christop​her_Cantwell


I mean its open source, we could make you your own wiki page. We would make sure you have the honor of being the first farker to have their own wiki, and then would make up all sorts of completely absurd shiat just to fill up the space
 
2021-02-24 4:32:33 PM  
What a little biatch.
 
2021-02-24 4:39:14 PM  
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2021-02-24 4:40:10 PM  

quatchi: Where's his chin?


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2021-02-24 4:45:06 PM  

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2021-02-24 4:48:08 PM  

Exile On Beale Street: gopher321: [Fark user image image 850x474]

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Miller at least didn't start sweating and have the Hair in a Can start running down his face, so he has that on Ghouliani.
 
2021-02-24 4:51:28 PM  
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