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(Independent)   Guy who wanted to murder Congress would like to be let out of prison now, because the food is giving his tum-tum an owie   (independent.co.uk) divider line
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2812 clicks; posted to Politics » on 24 Feb 2021 at 4:29 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-02-24 2:56:09 PM  
keep eating that crow, boy
 
2021-02-24 2:58:24 PM  
I would think having diarrhea while in prison would help break up  the monotony.
 
2021-02-24 3:55:40 PM  
"The defendant wishes to confirm as a matter of record herein that his current self-analysing is a work in progress, one which has given rise to his conclusion that he [has] zero interest in dealing with and addressing all matters political," the motion says.

He probably should have come to this realization before Jan 6, then things would be much better for him.

And what do you want to bet that the tummy sickness is because the whole 'organic food' thing was a sham?
 
2021-02-24 4:20:11 PM  
Now he doesn't like the organic food he demanded? Back on the regular diet asshole.
 
2021-02-24 4:31:23 PM  
Hunger strike?  Fine, let him die.
 
2021-02-24 4:32:16 PM  
Drop him in the middle of no where and let him try to survive with his shaman skills and his spear.
 
2021-02-24 4:33:08 PM  
Don't want the special food that you demanded? Eat a dick then, you insurrectionist motherfarker.
 
2021-02-24 4:33:15 PM  
It gives me a ridiculous amount of enjoyment thinking of this guy having intestinal issues and only having a hard stainless steel toilet on which to sit, scratchy toilet paper for his inflamed butthole (no 10-ply for you), not having access to an endless supply of clean underwear and no air freshener.
 
2021-02-24 4:33:26 PM  
FARK that guy! 


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2021-02-24 4:33:43 PM  

tonguedepressor: I would think having diarrhea while in prison would help break up  the monotony.


Aye. It's something to do.
 
2021-02-24 4:34:16 PM  
I wish to confirm as a matter of record herein that my current self-analysing is a work in progress, one which has given rise to what I did to your mom last night with a toboggan and some canola oil.
 
2021-02-24 4:35:07 PM  

vudukungfu: keep eating that crow, boy


Is it the organic, free range crow??
 
2021-02-24 4:36:17 PM  
OK, so new idea.  Keep him locked up, but stop feeding him altogether.
 
2021-02-24 4:36:20 PM  
I can't go if people are watching either.
 
2021-02-24 4:36:57 PM  
This guy is the Conservative Snowflake poster-boy.
 
2021-02-24 4:37:39 PM  
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2021-02-24 4:37:51 PM  
Not a doctor, but maybe his intestinal problems are psychosomatic over the fact he's in jail and facing charges that will lead to years in prison. That kind of mental stress might take a toll on him.
 
2021-02-24 4:38:09 PM  
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2021-02-24 4:39:13 PM  
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I hope the prisons power grid was winterized, they appear to be on the verge of getting buried in snow after the insurrection.
 
2021-02-24 4:39:17 PM  
Because of his just recently newly discovered shamanic beliefs, he can only eat organic food that he prepares himself by finding out in the wild or approved sources

also being in prison is against his beliefs, As well any Federal, state or local laws that prevent him from doing whatever he wants without consequences
 
2021-02-24 4:39:22 PM  
What blows my mind is that there is a less than zero chance of this working.

He should have told the judge he had non-refundable plane tickets for a trip to Mexico.
 
2021-02-24 4:39:25 PM  
If the food is prepared by his fellow prisoners I'm sure it is organic in the sense that it comes from an organ.
 
2021-02-24 4:39:44 PM  
Non-zero chance that is.
 
2021-02-24 4:40:04 PM  
He thinks he's got problems involving his ass now...
 
2021-02-24 4:40:21 PM  
An author too, ya say?

Fta: "One Mind At a Time: A Deep State of Illusion"

Ah, a treatise for the sheeple by one who has studied it out, shaman style.

Prrojecting his own delusions onto everyone else in order to avoid having to deal with reality.

If I had any farks left to give I might but these days not so much.
 
2021-02-24 4:42:50 PM  
Your not at a resort , you'll eat what your given or starve.
 
2021-02-24 4:43:47 PM  

Weatherkiss: Not a doctor, but maybe his intestinal problems are psychosomatic over the fact he's in jail and facing charges that will lead to years in prison. That kind of mental stress might take a toll on him.


So, essentially you are saying that he is scared shiatless?
 
2021-02-24 4:43:50 PM  
You were there to murder congress in order to reinstall Dollar General Pinochet, shiatheart. fark you.  You're fortunate you're not already dead.

Give this turd nutritionally adequate food and access to basic medical care and shelter so he doesn't have grounds to sue.  That's it.  He's not entitled to anything else.  If it's good enough for a Turner Diaries LARPer who helped blow up a federal building in OKC, then it's good enough for him.
 
2021-02-24 4:43:56 PM  
Give him organic nutri loaf. I am so sick of this guy, let him hunger strike until he dies.
 
2021-02-24 4:44:04 PM  
Fark your gut feelings
 
2021-02-24 4:44:22 PM  
Just making conversation, but is there any evidence to support subby's claim that he wanted to murder Congress? I haven't kept up.
 
2021-02-24 4:44:34 PM  
If he didn't want to be treated like a criminal, then he shouldn't have committed crimes.
 
2021-02-24 4:44:51 PM  

awruk!: Weatherkiss: Not a doctor, but maybe his intestinal problems are psychosomatic over the fact he's in jail and facing charges that will lead to years in prison. That kind of mental stress might take a toll on him.

So, essentially you are saying that he is scared shiatless?


Yep.
 
2021-02-24 4:45:13 PM  

GoldSpider: He thinks he's got problems involving his ass now...


You guys all think prison is a  big non stop orgy.  Only for the cute convicts!
 
2021-02-24 4:45:40 PM  
LOAF HIM UP!
 
2021-02-24 4:46:04 PM  

Mikey1969: And what do you want to bet that the tummy sickness is because the whole 'organic food' thing was a sham?


I wouldn't doubt it.  The transition from Hostess cupcakes and Vienna sausages to bean sprouts and granola must have been brutal to his system.

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2021-02-24 4:48:03 PM  

SanityIsAFullTimeJob: Just making conversation, but is there any evidence to support subby's claim that he wanted to murder Congress? I haven't kept up.


He brought a literal spear into the building.
 
2021-02-24 4:48:32 PM  

tonguedepressor: I would think having diarrhea while in prison would help break up  the monotony.


Or at least take you off the dance card.
 
2021-02-24 4:50:10 PM  
Court ordered feeding tube.

It is what they do when people go on hunger strikes in prison.
 
2021-02-24 4:50:12 PM  
What did they do to terrorists at Gitmo who went on hunger strikes again?
 
2021-02-24 4:50:58 PM  

LL316: SanityIsAFullTimeJob: Just making conversation, but is there any evidence to support subby's claim that he wanted to murder Congress? I haven't kept up.

He brought a literal spear into the building.


Spear AND Magic Helmet.
 
2021-02-24 4:51:27 PM  
Cheeto dusted dicks should be one this turds menu
 
2021-02-24 4:51:30 PM  

Evil Mackerel: Your not at a resort , you'll eat what your given or starve.


They're already giving him special food.  He doesn't like his special food.
 
2021-02-24 4:51:49 PM  
In the words of the immortal Richard Pryor:

TOUGH TITTY!
 
2021-02-24 4:53:25 PM  
It's disgusting that this is the narrative.
The racial injustice in this country is disgusting. This man was a domestic terrorist and is allowed to whine about his snowflake diet?
Had the perps been people of color they would be locked up in Gitmo or in solitary and there wouldn't be a story about the dietary issues
 
2021-02-24 4:53:53 PM  

Kumana Wanalaia: LL316: SanityIsAFullTimeJob: Just making conversation, but is there any evidence to support subby's claim that he wanted to murder Congress? I haven't kept up.

He brought a literal spear into the building.

Spear AND Magic Helmet.


Oh, Bra-VO.
 
2021-02-24 4:54:05 PM  

Kumana Wanalaia: LL316: SanityIsAFullTimeJob: Just making conversation, but is there any evidence to support subby's claim that he wanted to murder Congress? I haven't kept up.

He brought a literal spear into the building.

Spear AND Magic Helmet.


"Kill the Congwess, Kill the Congwess!"
 
2021-02-24 4:54:52 PM  

Kumana Wanalaia: LL316: SanityIsAFullTimeJob: Just making conversation, but is there any evidence to support subby's claim that he wanted to murder Congress? I haven't kept up.

He brought a literal spear into the building.

Spear AND Magic Helmet.


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2021-02-24 4:55:36 PM  

Kumana Wanalaia: LL316: SanityIsAFullTimeJob: Just making conversation, but is there any evidence to support subby's claim that he wanted to murder Congress? I haven't kept up.

He brought a literal spear into the building.

Spear AND Magic Helmet.


A 2-handed piercing weapon is fairly common with that class.
 
2021-02-24 4:56:29 PM  
Jake Angeli, who raided Capitol in fur hat with horns, refusing COVID vaccine in jail

https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/​l​ocal/arizona/2021/02/24/jake-angeli-qa​non-shaman-wont-take-covid-vaccine-ask​s-release/6801024002/

I say let him rot.
 
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