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1363 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Feb 2021 at 4:20 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2021-02-24 2:49:35 PM  
If you follow the culture shaming of the other greenlit article about how the rest of the world gets along fine keeping kids in their parents' bedroom, you have a lot of missed sex to make up when the kids leave.
 
2021-02-24 3:53:33 PM  
Reporter:  "We're here at The Villages to ask something we're going to regret asking."
 
2021-02-24 4:06:49 PM  
"...Nothing in here but a couple of elephant skin rugs..."
 
2021-02-24 4:22:26 PM  
 
2021-02-24 4:22:48 PM  
Other older people.....ones who have one of those relationship things.
 
2021-02-24 4:24:22 PM  
How often do you have sex at your age?

Infrequently.

Is that one or two words?
 
2021-02-24 4:25:10 PM  
No.

Next question.
 
2021-02-24 4:25:33 PM  
I actually prefer senior citizens in the sack.  I quite often will cruise farmers markets and Golden Corrals during early bird special.
 
2021-02-24 4:25:56 PM  
We met through the Jehovah's Witnesses. Michèle had just come back from Italy, pregnant, with nothing but bruises after running away from her ex. I was married.

That escalated quickly.
 
2021-02-24 4:26:34 PM  
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2021-02-24 4:26:57 PM  
I've worked in a nursing home or two.

And I've run into a few people mid coitus on my shift.

So yes. And syphilis still still a thing.
 
2021-02-24 4:27:23 PM  
You people sicken me.
Ageism has no place here.

Why, right now I am having a very deep and loving emotional and physical relationship with each of your mothers.
 
2021-02-24 4:27:35 PM  
How many NopeNopeNope memes are there? I'm about to find out ...
 
2021-02-24 4:27:42 PM  
all depends on if you're married or not. married people don't have sex.
 
2021-02-24 4:28:41 PM  
What's that now? Sex?
Now there's a name I've not heard in a long time. And me with no job isn't exactly saleable.
Butt wow, that girl running on the bike path earlier.... - Who am I kidding? It'll take $$$ and months of dating and profile research to have body contact with another human again. Sex = $$$ - Prove me wrong.
 
2021-02-24 4:28:56 PM  

sinko swimo: all depends on if you're married or not. married people don't have sex.


.... with their spouses maybe.
 
2021-02-24 4:32:17 PM  
Yes.  Probably more sex than subbys mom.
 
2021-02-24 4:33:11 PM  
This one is not.
But I have dreams!
 
2021-02-24 4:38:47 PM  

Cythraul: I actually prefer senior citizens in the sack.  I quite often will cruise farmers markets and Golden Corrals during early bird special.


Oh, just to follow up on that, I'm known at enrichment centers in 3 different counties as the geezer pleaser.
 
2021-02-24 4:39:20 PM  

cheap_thoughts: I've worked in a nursing home or two.

And I've run into a few people mid coitus on my shift.

So yes. And syphilis still still a thing.


You said "stil"l twice
/I don't think "I like still" works well here given you past work places
 
2021-02-24 4:47:29 PM  
I'm touched by this. I haven't been married near as long as the folks in this article, but I have been married long enough (28 years in June) to now recognize the importance of meeting your partner rather early in life and start building experiences ASAP.
 
2021-02-24 4:52:27 PM  
/r/titlegore
 
2021-02-24 4:53:02 PM  
LaTour - People Are Still Having Sex
Youtube 0ImRyPymRAM
 
2021-02-24 4:55:26 PM  
Florida retirement communities are full of sex and STDs. So maybe some day i can be a swinging cat and get laid. Maybe someday.
 
2021-02-24 4:58:44 PM  
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2021-02-24 5:00:09 PM  

dothemath: You people sicken me.
Ageism has no place here.

Why, right now I am having a very deep and loving emotional and physical relationship with each of your mothers.


One girlfriend is 65, one is 60, and one is 70. They know of one another and everybody is happy. Ageism has no place here. Life is good at this age (I'm 70). I remember one of Ben Franklin's truisms that women age from the neck down.
 
2021-02-24 5:01:12 PM  
fark the elderly.

Gently.
 
2021-02-24 5:01:29 PM  
I have sex almost every night ...
 
2021-02-24 5:03:05 PM  
Almost on Monday ,
Almost on Tuesday ,
Almost on Wednesday ,
Almost on Thursday ,
Almost on Friday ,
Almost on Saturday ,
Almost on Sunday ,
 
2021-02-24 5:05:43 PM  

MellowMauiMan: dothemath: You people sicken me.
Ageism has no place here.

Why, right now I am having a very deep and loving emotional and physical relationship with each of your mothers.

One girlfriend is 65, one is 60, and one is 70. They know of one another and everybody is happy. Ageism has no place here. Life is good at this age (I'm 70). I remember one of Ben Franklin's truisms that women age from the neck down.


Thats 195 years worth of combined pussy experience.

You could make a milkshake with that earthquake.
 
2021-02-24 5:10:58 PM  

cheap_thoughts: I've worked in a nursing home or two.

And I've run into a few people mid coitus on my shift.

So yes. And syphilis still still a thing.


Any gentleman-only encounters? Maybe they were both lifeguards 65 years ago.
 
2021-02-24 5:18:44 PM  
As an older farker I feel I can be honest here and not worry about being ridiculed and shamed. I can remember when my wife and I first got married and we would get home from work and neither of us could wait...........hold on. What were we talking about?
 
2021-02-24 5:21:59 PM  
It wouldn't be a lemon party without old dick
It isn't a Lemon Party without old Dick
Youtube v-bvHlb2Fe8
 
2021-02-24 5:30:19 PM  

chawco: Florida retirement communities are full of sex and STDs. So maybe some day i can be a swinging cat and get laid. Maybe someday.


As long as you think of it as "getting laid" won't a hooker do just as well?
 
2021-02-24 5:33:13 PM  
Just because you CAN do something, doesn't mean you SHOULD do it.
 
2021-02-24 5:33:47 PM  

vrax: Reporter:  "We're here at The Villages to ask something we're going to regret asking."


Every time I so much as read a reference to that place, I feel I could benefit from a shot of penicillin.
 
2021-02-24 5:44:27 PM  
Older than what...?
 
2021-02-24 5:53:01 PM  

Cythraul: I actually prefer senior citizens in the sack.  I quite often will cruise farmers markets and Golden Corrals during early bird special.


Careful there Hoss, you don't want any of this coming up at your next probation hearing
 
2021-02-24 6:01:22 PM  
Old age is in all your futures. Well, hopefully not all.
 
2021-02-24 6:15:38 PM  

Saiga410: Yes.  Probably more sex than subbys mom.


I'm not sure that's physically possible.
 
2021-02-24 6:16:05 PM  
My friend and I are both widowed and 74 years old. She stays with me for 4 or 5 nights about every 5 weeks. We have sex every night that we're together. It's one and done each time. But that's ok. Its good for both of us. The sheer pleasure of the act combines with the comfort of not sleeping alone. After 44 years of a good marriage its very difficult to deal with being alone most of the time
 
2021-02-24 6:32:01 PM  

Cythraul: I actually prefer senior citizens in the sack.  I quite often will cruise farmers markets and Golden Corrals during early bird special.


If you're gonna cruise the Farmers Market, try to keep your foot off the gas pedal.
 
2021-02-24 6:34:12 PM  

MellowMauiMan: dothemath: You people sicken me.
Ageism has no place here.

Why, right now I am having a very deep and loving emotional and physical relationship with each of your mothers.

One girlfriend is 65, one is 60, and one is 70. They know of one another and everybody is happy. Ageism has no place here. Life is good at this age (I'm 70). I remember one of Ben Franklin's truisms that women age from the neck down.


How will you know which one is the mother if you get one pregnant?
 
2021-02-24 6:37:44 PM  
Ugh.  Ok...so after my grandpa died, I cleaned out his house.  I found my grandparents' lust letters.  Not their love letters.  It's all fun and games until it's your grandparents.
 
2021-02-24 6:48:40 PM  

LaChanz: Old age is in all your futures. Well, hopefully not all.


Okay so maybe I can't avoid old age, but I can try and avoid the sex.
 
2021-02-24 6:48:40 PM  
This is probably more than I have ever talked about my sex life, ever, but I'm an old guy who still farks his wife often, sohere goes.

Me and Mrs. Skyking have been a monogamous couple since we got past our rocky dating period where there were some breakups, but that was all the way back in 1989 and we've moved way beyond that kind of thing.

When we were in our twenties, it was common for us to fark each other silly 4-5 times a day on our days off and twice other days.  Couldn't keep our hands off each other.  We're very sexually compatible and still have sex 4-5 a week in our 50s.  I think it works hand in hand with the level of emotional intimacy we have.  Other people often remark that they want what we have, and that's without mentioning the good sex we've had for 33 years.
 
2021-02-24 7:28:15 PM  

Cythraul: Cythraul: I actually prefer senior citizens in the sack.  I quite often will cruise farmers markets and Golden Corrals during early bird special.

Oh, just to follow up on that, I'm known at enrichment centers in 3 different counties as the geezer pleaser.


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2021-02-24 7:48:18 PM  
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2021-02-24 8:49:36 PM  
no, no we don't
 
2021-02-24 9:46:47 PM  
You know what? fark the people who write these articles. I'm in my 50s and hopefully will keep doing the bump and grind until my bones are too brittle or it's like playing pool with a rope.
 
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