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2021-02-24 2:51:03 PM  
The SUV's only occupant, Woods was extricated by paramedics through the windshield of the vehicle, according to the Los Angeles County Fire Department.

Yeah, story yesterday said they needed the Jaws of Life. You don't need those to break the windshield.
 
2021-02-24 2:59:26 PM  

Mikey1969: The SUV's only occupant, Woods was extricated by paramedics through the windshield of the vehicle, according to the Los Angeles County Fire Department.

Yeah, story yesterday said they needed the Jaws of Life. You don't need those to break the windshield.


That doesn't necessarily mean they didn't have to cut the steering column and/or the A-pillars to make that happen, though.

I haven't been chasing down the Accident Porn from the wreck and haven't seen the pics, so I'm just speculating on how I've seen injured people extricated before.
 
2021-02-24 3:13:04 PM  

Mikey1969: The SUV's only occupant, Woods was extricated by paramedics through the windshield of the vehicle, according to the Los Angeles County Fire Department.

Yeah, story yesterday said they needed the Jaws of Life. You don't need those to break the windshield.


I would have used a sand wedge. One of those will get you out of anywhere
 
2021-02-24 4:20:53 PM  

NikolaiFarkoff: Mikey1969: The SUV's only occupant, Woods was extricated by paramedics through the windshield of the vehicle, according to the Los Angeles County Fire Department.

Yeah, story yesterday said they needed the Jaws of Life. You don't need those to break the windshield.

That doesn't necessarily mean they didn't have to cut the steering column and/or the A-pillars to make that happen, though.

I haven't been chasing down the Accident Porn from the wreck and haven't seen the pics, so I'm just speculating on how I've seen injured people extricated before.


I'm somewhat surprised there wasn't a ghoul for TMZ live streaming it before EMS arrived.

Soon they'll have drone cams.
 
2021-02-24 6:14:23 PM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: NikolaiFarkoff: Mikey1969: The SUV's only occupant, Woods was extricated by paramedics through the windshield of the vehicle, according to the Los Angeles County Fire Department.

Yeah, story yesterday said they needed the Jaws of Life. You don't need those to break the windshield.

That doesn't necessarily mean they didn't have to cut the steering column and/or the A-pillars to make that happen, though.

I haven't been chasing down the Accident Porn from the wreck and haven't seen the pics, so I'm just speculating on how I've seen injured people extricated before.

I'm somewhat surprised there wasn't a ghoul for TMZ live streaming it before EMS arrived.

Soon they'll have drone cams.


All their affiliates were on Kardashian leads(that the K clan PAID for).
 
2021-02-24 6:21:15 PM  
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2021-02-24 6:28:07 PM  

NikolaiFarkoff: Mikey1969: The SUV's only occupant, Woods was extricated by paramedics through the windshield of the vehicle, according to the Los Angeles County Fire Department.

Yeah, story yesterday said they needed the Jaws of Life. You don't need those to break the windshield.

That doesn't necessarily mean they didn't have to cut the steering column and/or the A-pillars to make that happen, though.

I haven't been chasing down the Accident Porn from the wreck and haven't seen the pics, so I'm just speculating on how I've seen injured people extricated before.


They were simply wrong in the early reporting, which is always the case... everyone wants to be the first, so they get details wrong.

The deputy confirmed they did not use the jaws of life, but they DID use an axe.  Presumably to break the windshield.
 
2021-02-24 6:45:29 PM  
Maybe he will be able to be a pro again. In 5 years on the senior circuit.
 
2021-02-24 6:51:29 PM  
A farking Hyundai.
 
2021-02-24 6:54:12 PM  
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2021-02-24 7:13:18 PM  

puzzled: A farking Hyundai.


-was the event sponsor
-the Genesis is actually a pretty nice car
 
2021-02-24 7:32:08 PM  

The Bestest: puzzled: A farking Hyundai.

-was the event sponsor
-the Genesis is actually a pretty nice car


But the protomatter they used to make the Genesis car means its unstable.
 
2021-02-24 7:36:14 PM  

FarkingSmurf: I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: NikolaiFarkoff: Mikey1969: The SUV's only occupant, Woods was extricated by paramedics through the windshield of the vehicle, according to the Los Angeles County Fire Department.

Yeah, story yesterday said they needed the Jaws of Life. You don't need those to break the windshield.

That doesn't necessarily mean they didn't have to cut the steering column and/or the A-pillars to make that happen, though.

I haven't been chasing down the Accident Porn from the wreck and haven't seen the pics, so I'm just speculating on how I've seen injured people extricated before.

I'm somewhat surprised there wasn't a ghoul for TMZ live streaming it before EMS arrived.

Soon they'll have drone cams.

All their affiliates were on Kardashian leads(that the K clan PAID for).


I doubt the members of the K clan pay for anything. I am very sure they trade access and publicity for clicks. Mutual aid pact.
 
2021-02-24 7:39:17 PM  

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I don't want to ask how much that pile is worth. I think the solid lumber is going for about $15 bd./ft.
 
2021-02-24 8:01:52 PM  

puzzled: A farking Hyundai.


Jesus Christ! It was a courtesy car provided the tournament sponsor. Get over it already
 
2021-02-24 8:02:07 PM  

Mikey1969: The SUV's only occupant, Woods was extricated by paramedics through the windshield of the vehicle, according to the Los Angeles County Fire Department.

Yeah, story yesterday said they needed the Jaws of Life. You don't need those to break the windshield.


A few sources retracted that yesterday. I can't remember the name of the device they did use.

His career is over after surgeries like that. Mind boggling. Tiger has been a premier golfer most of my life.
 
2021-02-24 8:48:22 PM  
Well he is in my ghoul pool for 2022.
 
2021-02-24 9:28:55 PM  

HugeMistake: Mikey1969: The SUV's only occupant, Woods was extricated by paramedics through the windshield of the vehicle, according to the Los Angeles County Fire Department.

Yeah, story yesterday said they needed the Jaws of Life. You don't need those to break the windshield.

I would have used a sand wedge. One of those will get you out of anywhere


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2021-02-24 10:40:25 PM  

OkieDookie: The Bestest: puzzled: A farking Hyundai.

-was the event sponsor
-the Genesis is actually a pretty nice car

But the protomatter they used to make the Genesis car means its unstable.


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2021-02-25 5:54:40 PM  

phimuskapsi: Mikey1969: The SUV's only occupant, Woods was extricated by paramedics through the windshield of the vehicle, according to the Los Angeles County Fire Department.

Yeah, story yesterday said they needed the Jaws of Life. You don't need those to break the windshield.

A few sources retracted that yesterday. I can't remember the name of the device they did use.

His career is over after surgeries like that. Mind boggling. Tiger has been a premier golfer most of my life.


It's referred to as a "Hurst Tool".
 
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