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(Some Guy)   Oops, forgot to open up that great bottle of wine so it can breathe before service? Just toss it in the blender. And hey, at this point you may as well add a banana and some ice cubes   (cooksillustrated.com) divider line
    More: Unlikely, Wine, Cabernet Sauvignon, Oxygen, Fermentation, glass of wine, Decanter, Wine tasting descriptors, Renting  
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336 clicks; posted to Food » on 24 Feb 2021 at 1:02 PM (11 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-02-24 2:16:58 PM  
4 votes:
1) Pop cork
2) Put thumb over opening
3) Shake vigorously
4) Pour glugingly into handheld container
5) Place into face opening
6) Repeat

/class, I has it
 
2021-02-24 4:18:56 PM  
3 votes:

FigPucker: 1) Pop cork
2) Put thumb over opening
3) Shake vigorously
4) Pour glugingly into handheld container
5) Place into face opening
6) Repeat

/class, I has it


1) Unscrew cap
2) Leave in paper bag if in public
3) Chug

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2021-02-24 3:01:32 PM  
1 vote:
Every time I dirty a sippy cup to drink my box wine I wish I could just jab a big straw in it like a capri sun but I think it'd make a mess.
 
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