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(We Are Central PA)   Two things subby learned from TFA 1) selling an ounce of meth constitutes a "bulk sale" and 2) Ohio meth is better than Pennsyltucky meth. Who knew?   (wearecentralpa.com) divider line
    More: Murica, Methamphetamine, state police informant, Charles K. Oldham, Drug paraphernalia, Preliminary hearing, Criminal law, state police, Heroin  
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2021-02-24 10:48:05 AM  
Ah, my home town of Beffird.

Idyllic looking on the outside. Seedy underworld of Peyton Place trailer trash just under the upper crust.
Looks like a Hallmark Movie set.
But hey, Meth.
 
2021-02-24 12:03:47 PM  
An ounce of meth is equal to eight 8-balls, or 16 teeners. So yeah, that's bulk.

/I was told there would be no meth math
 
2021-02-24 12:23:51 PM  
Meth. Not even once.
 
2021-02-24 12:37:19 PM  
Ohio meth is better than Pennsyltucky meth. Who knew?

If you did more meth, you'd know.

Meth: more than once, if you really wanna find the good stuff.
 
2021-02-24 12:40:26 PM  
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2021-02-24 12:46:10 PM  
When I was younger I knew a couple young ladies, didn't see them for a while, then saw them again weighing 60 pounds more. Oh, they quit doing meth. Good for them.

One girl was really cute but kind of stuck up, never talked to me, and ignored me at best. I ran into her about six years later at a party, nobody was talking to her, face kind scabby. "Oh, hey Spice. I always liked you!" No, you didn't; you just dont have any other friends. Well, not me either because I walked away from her.

You can't say to somebody, I'm so lonely that I'd even talk to YOU!
 
2021-02-24 12:46:49 PM  
Well, yeah. You have to get the gourmet imported stuff.
 
2021-02-24 12:46:55 PM  
Yeah, so PA has defined meth bulk such that even a half ounce is on the second tier of felony bulk amount (1oz=28.35g):

ii)  when the aggregate weight of the compound or mixture containing the substance involved is at least ten grams and less than 100 grams; four years in prison and a fine of $25,000 or such larger amount as is sufficient to exhaust the assets utilized in and the proceeds from the illegal activity; however, if at the time of sentencing the defendant has been convicted of another drug trafficking offense: seven years in prison and $50,000 or such larger amount as is sufficient to exhaust the assets utilized in and the proceeds from the illegal activity; and
 
2021-02-24 12:49:12 PM  
The best meth comes in Longaberger baskets.
 
2021-02-24 12:59:03 PM  
It's all trailer trash crack no matter where its manufactured.
 
2021-02-24 1:01:21 PM  
Not only that, Subby, but just one article down... I learned that human heart is best served with potatoes AND this helps release demons.

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2021-02-24 1:04:44 PM  
An ounce of meth is a lot more than a recreational quantity.
I only saw that much at once a few times during my crazy days. You only have an ounce if you're selling, have enough money to get a good enough lawyer to minimize the charges, or feeding a crazy habit through equally crazy acts.
 
2021-02-24 1:21:06 PM  

vudukungfu: Ah, my home town of Beffird.

Idyllic looking on the outside. Seedy underworld of Peyton Place trailer trash just under the upper crust.
Looks like a Hallmark Movie set.
But hey, Meth.


I knew it had to be too good to be true.
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2021-02-24 1:25:20 PM  
Sure, subby, you just now learned all that from the article. *wink*
 
2021-02-24 1:30:15 PM  
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2021-02-24 1:39:50 PM  
I knew my state had to be good at something.
 
2021-02-24 1:43:55 PM  
Folks wouldn't know it, but OH has GREAT drugs. Always has.
 
2021-02-24 1:54:21 PM  
An ounce is quite a bit. An ounce of coke is quite a bit, and meth is a lot more potent, by weight.
 
2021-02-24 1:58:58 PM  
Meanwhile, CVS has to get their Adderall delivered by a SWAT team in a Brinks truck.
Take a gol-durn nap once in a while, 'Murica.
 
2021-02-24 2:42:35 PM  
FTA:Along with the marijuana and meth, state police also seized scales, packaging materials, pipes and other drug paraphernalia along with $2,200 in cash.

CSB:My first job at 16 was at an office supply retailer.  Reading the store return policy I noticed the policy on postage scales was particularly restrictive  My naive self had no idea why.

A few months later I sold my Boobiesage scale to a guy in a oversized hoody and burns all over his hands.  As he walked out the door, I finally put 2 and 2 together.

/I was so innocent back then...
 
2021-02-24 2:46:39 PM  

akya: FTA:Along with the marijuana and meth, state police also seized scales, packaging materials, pipes and other drug paraphernalia along with $2,200 in cash.

CSB:My first job at 16 was at an office supply retailer.  Reading the store return policy I noticed the policy on postage scales was particularly restrictive  My naive self had no idea why.

A few months later I sold my Boobiesage scale to a guy in a oversized hoody and burns all over his hands.  As he walked out the door, I finally put 2 and 2 together.

/I was so innocent back then...


lol at the filter pawn.

Should be "Boobiesage scale"
 
2021-02-24 2:47:09 PM  

akya: akya: FTA:Along with the marijuana and meth, state police also seized scales, packaging materials, pipes and other drug paraphernalia along with $2,200 in cash.

CSB:My first job at 16 was at an office supply retailer.  Reading the store return policy I noticed the policy on postage scales was particularly restrictive  My naive self had no idea why.

A few months later I sold my Boobiesage scale to a guy in a oversized hoody and burns all over his hands.  As he walked out the door, I finally put 2 and 2 together.

/I was so innocent back then...

lol at the filter pawn.

Should be "Boobiesage scale"


jeez, it catches misspellings too?
 
2021-02-24 2:48:31 PM  

akya: akya: akya: FTA:Along with the marijuana and meth, state police also seized scales, packaging materials, pipes and other drug paraphernalia along with $2,200 in cash.

CSB:My first job at 16 was at an office supply retailer.  Reading the store return policy I noticed the policy on postage scales was particularly restrictive  My naive self had no idea why.

A few months later I sold my Boobiesage scale to a guy in a oversized hoody and burns all over his hands.  As he walked out the door, I finally put 2 and 2 together.

/I was so innocent back then...

lol at the filter pawn.

Should be "Boobiesage scale"

jeez, it catches misspellings too?


I sold a postage scale for the first time, is what it should say.
 
2021-02-24 4:04:27 PM  
1) An ounce of meth is enough to keep you awake for a couple months or more. YMMV.

2) Quality product of anything can be found in any city if you look hard enough. It's not like the garbage stuff being made/grown in a given city is the only thing available.

3) 1/2oz $600, 1oz $1200? shiatty businessman, where's the bulk discount?

/// meth meth METH!!!
 
2021-02-24 5:23:15 PM  
Was it also generic?
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2021-02-24 5:34:50 PM  

akya: akya: akya: akya: FTA:Along with the marijuana and meth, state police also seized scales, packaging materials, pipes and other drug paraphernalia along with $2,200 in cash.

CSB:My first job at 16 was at an office supply retailer.  Reading the store return policy I noticed the policy on postage scales was particularly restrictive  My naive self had no idea why.

A few months later I sold my Boobiesage scale to a guy in a oversized hoody and burns all over his hands.  As he walked out the door, I finally put 2 and 2 together.

/I was so innocent back then...

lol at the filter pawn.

Should be "Boobiesage scale"

jeez, it catches misspellings too?

I sold a postage scale for the first time, is what it should say.


Sometimes the filter can really brighten up an otherwise gloomy day. Especially when the poster doubles down on it.

Thanks, man, I really needed that today.
 
2021-02-24 9:04:20 PM  

vudukungfu: Ah, my home town of Beffird.

Idyllic looking on the outside. Seedy underworld of Peyton Place trailer trash just under the upper crust.
Looks like a Hallmark Movie set.
But hey, Meth.


hey there's always the Village
 
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