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(The Sun)   Mom embarrassed to discover the brain eating worm she discovered in her son's ear was simply a tapeworm, masking tape worm to be specific (possible nsfw content on page)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line
    More: Amusing, Pressure sensitive tape, Ear, Hearing, First aid kit, Earwax, Gemma Tyson, eight-year-old Ashton Horsfield's ear, kids' ears  
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2021-02-24 7:48:11 PM  
17 votes:
Ruling out a brain-eating worm, she must now find other excuses for why her child is stupid.
 
2021-02-24 8:52:13 PM  
9 votes:
"I'm an idiot and I breed small idiots!" News at 11:00
 
2021-02-24 9:30:10 PM  
8 votes:
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2021-02-24 9:15:06 PM  
6 votes:
The Sun ran out of stupid so had to go digging back to  2019 to pull out a story that just turned out to be a paid promo by an social media PR company.

This seems to be a new twist on the old British record label tradition of sending buyers to stores to drive a song to the top of the charts.
 
2021-02-24 8:43:15 PM  
6 votes:
If it were a brain-eating worm, it would have starved to death by now.
 
2021-02-24 6:11:39 PM  
6 votes:
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2021-02-24 9:55:57 PM  
5 votes:

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You ever get the feeling that these mums report these stories to The Sun, as a supplement to their Tender coverage?


Maybe it's just the lens, distance, and angle of the photo causing a fish eye distortion.  But,...her eyes look really far apart.
 
2021-02-24 8:51:10 PM  
5 votes:
Is she from Ceti Alpha V?
 
2021-02-24 8:56:31 PM  
3 votes:
She should be more embarrassed about the haircuts she's giving those kids.
 
2021-02-24 7:24:38 PM  
3 votes:
Kids In The Hall - Fattening Up Our Tapeworms (correct sync)
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2021-02-24 9:50:23 PM  
2 votes:
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You ever get the feeling that these mums report these stories to The Sun, as a supplement to their Tender coverage?
 
2021-02-24 9:24:59 PM  
2 votes:
The bad news:  It was a female AND IT LAID EGGS!

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2021-02-25 3:27:35 PM  
1 vote:

Robinfro: Bruh...you don't know Brian Lumley's writing style. It rivals Liveleak videos, but artistically.

Not being contrary or anything, but the more ppl who reads his books before he croaks, the more residuals his wife gets, and I tell everyone I can about that series. It'll make you step away to dry heave once you get into them.


I wasn't doubting you, just being funny. Trying to be.

I will check it out.
 
2021-02-24 9:26:30 PM  
1 vote:
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The Sun put things,...in our bodies.  Made us say lies.  Do things.
 
2021-02-24 9:22:14 PM  
1 vote:
Dad's not in the picture.

He went out for smokes one night, got stuck in a round-a-bout, and never came home.
 
2021-02-24 8:56:43 PM  
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2021-02-24 7:56:56 PM  
1 vote:
So she's the one with the brain-eating tapeworm. Isn't it ironic?

Yes, I really do think...
 
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