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(ESPN)   Tiger Woods wishes he could take a mulligan on his last drive   (espn.com) divider line
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2021-02-23 2:45:45 PM  
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2021-02-23 2:50:11 PM  
Did he swerve so he wouldn't hit an eagle?
 
2021-02-23 3:08:54 PM  
Doh..  I submitted "Tiger Woods drives one into the rough."   :)
 
2021-02-23 3:09:59 PM  
Nice headline subby.

Multiple leg injuries according to other sources, with multiple surgeries upcoming. 

Yikes.
 
2021-02-23 3:11:24 PM  
Tiger is never going to golf competitively again.  He has a twice (thrice?) reconstructed back.  Now a broken leg, at minimum, on top of whatever other damage happened to him here.  Can't imagine a rollover crash is good on his back, either.
I just hope this wasn't drug related.  He just had another surgery on his back.  Pain medication can be a nasty bugger sometimes.  Just speculating, but that's the first thing that came to my mind.
 
2021-02-23 3:11:24 PM  

phimuskapsi: Nice headline subby.

Multiple leg injuries according to other sources, with multiple surgeries upcoming. 

Yikes.


Just how many legs did Tiger have?
 
2021-02-23 3:11:49 PM  

phimuskapsi: Nice headline subby.

Multiple leg injuries according to other sources, with multiple surgeries upcoming. 

Yikes.



Nicklaus' record is safe now.
 
2021-02-23 3:12:16 PM  

phimuskapsi: Nice headline subby.

Multiple leg injuries according to other sources, with multiple surgeries upcoming. 

Yikes.


That will mess up any athlete's career, the car is mangled to absolute shiat. I guess glad nobody else was involved or died?
 
2021-02-23 3:12:26 PM  

Declassify Issue: phimuskapsi: Nice headline subby.

Multiple leg injuries according to other sources, with multiple surgeries upcoming. 

Yikes.

Just how many legs did Tiger have?


Walking in to Waffle House or walking out?
 
2021-02-23 3:12:40 PM  
I saw pictures of the wreck. Looked like he drove it into the rough again

/Hope he's ok
 
2021-02-23 3:13:10 PM  
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2021-02-23 3:13:53 PM  

johnny_vegas: Declassify Issue: phimuskapsi: Nice headline subby.

Multiple leg injuries according to other sources, with multiple surgeries upcoming. 

Yikes.

Just how many legs did Tiger have?

Walking in to Waffle House or walking out?


It was a Perkins waitress!! That makes it WAY classier.
 
2021-02-23 3:14:02 PM  
in b4 we find out tiger is a raging alcoholic
 
2021-02-23 3:14:29 PM  
Single car crash? Isn't that code for drunk or high. Or fell asleep because you stayed up to long drunk and high?
 
2021-02-23 3:15:14 PM  

Cubs300: He just had another surgery on his back.


Guarantee pilled to the gills.  Back surgery requires the good oxy.

I'll never understand these ultra wealthy ppl don't hire drivers, like a proper wealthy person.  drink all you want, pop pills, enjoy bugar sugar, won't have to worry about a thing.  Driver will handle the heavy machinery for ya.
 
2021-02-23 3:15:17 PM  
his agent reported severe legs injuries and currently in surgery.
 
2021-02-23 3:15:17 PM  
 
2021-02-23 3:15:29 PM  
Was he driving?  Because I do not understand why anyone with many millions of dollars would ever drive themselves.
 
2021-02-23 3:15:37 PM  
Nice headline Subby.
 
2021-02-23 3:15:52 PM  
Ambien
 
2021-02-23 3:16:05 PM  

phimuskapsi: Multiple leg injuries according to other sources,


Does he have a hole in one?
 
2021-02-23 3:16:08 PM  

VictoryCabal: Single car crash? Isn't that code for drunk or high. Or fell asleep because you stayed up to long drunk and high?


Lets not jump to conclusions it could also be driving way to fast for the conditions.
 
2021-02-23 3:16:14 PM  
Single car rollover at 0712 hours? 100% drink or drug related.
 
2021-02-23 3:16:20 PM  
Damn...hope he,
A. Lives
B. can still golf competitively.

Time to fire his caddy, he gives terrible driving advice
 
2021-02-23 3:16:25 PM  
Surgery for leg injuries. Won't be seeing him at the Masters.
 
2021-02-23 3:16:40 PM  
He's in surgery, that's not a good sign for his game. Glad he's alive.
 
2021-02-23 3:16:48 PM  

VictoryCabal: Single car crash? Isn't that code for drunk or high. Or fell asleep because you stayed up to long drunk and high?


Apparently it's a nasty curve, and he was driving a loaner SUV -- one of the tournament organizers' new Genesis GV80's:

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Which ended up looking like:

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Either it's a testament to the car's safety engineering, or an indictment of its handling.  Maybe both.
 
2021-02-23 3:16:52 PM  

VictoryCabal: Single car crash? Isn't that code for drunk or high. Or fell asleep because you stayed up to long drunk and high?


In daylight on a dry road in good visibility? Probably.
 
2021-02-23 3:17:29 PM  
Does Elin have an alibi?
 
2021-02-23 3:17:31 PM  

downstairs: Was he driving?  Because I do not understand why anyone with many millions of dollars would ever drive themselves.


Some people like driving.
 
2021-02-23 3:17:48 PM  

scumm: Cubs300: He just had another surgery on his back.

Guarantee pilled to the gills.  Back surgery requires the good oxy.

I'll never understand these ultra wealthy ppl don't hire drivers, like a proper wealthy person.  drink all you want, pop pills, enjoy bugar sugar, won't have to worry about a thing.  Driver will handle the heavy machinery for ya.


I recently had hip surgery and oh boy did they back up the Percocet truck.  I didn't need half of what they gave me (so I quit taking it.)

I imagine a back does not heal as well as a hip (I was in zero pain after about a week, maybe less.)

I abhor pain meds because I have people close to me who have become addicted.
 
2021-02-23 3:17:58 PM  

litespeed74: Damn...hope he,
A. Lives
B. can still golf competitively.

Time to fire his caddy, he gives terrible driving advice


I hope he lives.  It is incredibly improbably that he will ever golf again.
 
2021-02-23 3:18:04 PM  

Warthog: VictoryCabal: Single car crash? Isn't that code for drunk or high. Or fell asleep because you stayed up to long drunk and high?

Apparently it's a nasty curve, and he was driving a loaner SUV -- one of the tournament organizers' new Genesis GV80's:

[thumbor.forbes.com image 850x478]

Which ended up looking like:

[resources.stuff.co.nz image 710x399]


Either it's a testament to the car's safety engineering, or an indictment of its handling.  Maybe both.


He should have stuck with Buicks.
 
2021-02-23 3:18:38 PM  
He's there for the Genesis invitational and he was driving a GV80. That's a very fast SUV, but has some serious safety features. Yet it looked like this after Tiger drove it:
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Looks like he was going WAY to fast.
 
2021-02-23 3:18:54 PM  
Is Tiger old enough for the Senior PGA yet?
 
2021-02-23 3:18:57 PM  

litespeed74: Damn...hope he,
A. Lives
B. can still golf competitively.

Time to fire his caddy, he gives terrible driving advice


He'll live.

There were questions on his golfing ability even before this (see his CBS interview this weekend), so I'm guessing no.  But that's wild speculation.
 
2021-02-23 3:19:13 PM  
I'm guessing he was having sex with his car and it rolled over on him.
 
2021-02-23 3:19:32 PM  
Is Tiger Woods related to James Woods?

It's my understanding that if they don't say 'Jaws of Life' at least every sixty seconds, then the outcome becomes much more dire; can anyone confirm? And why aren't there any other 'Jaws', like the Jaws of Joy or the Jaws of Health?

They're talking about this to no end on the TV but they haven't mentioned if there were any guns in the car and if so, are they okay?
 
2021-02-23 3:19:42 PM  

Warthog: VictoryCabal: Single car crash? Isn't that code for drunk or high. Or fell asleep because you stayed up to long drunk and high?

Apparently it's a nasty curve, and he was driving a loaner SUV -- one of the tournament organizers' new Genesis GV80's:

[thumbor.forbes.com image 850x478]

Which ended up looking like:

[resources.stuff.co.nz image 710x399]


Either it's a testament to the car's safety engineering, or an indictment of its handling.  Maybe both.


That's not a Buick!
 
2021-02-23 3:20:12 PM  

phimuskapsi: Nice headline subby.

Multiple leg injuries according to other sources, with multiple surgeries upcoming. 

Yikes.


should be obvious if he has bruising where the seat belt should be.  If he wasn't wearing a seat belt, that's really bad.
 
2021-02-23 3:20:59 PM  
and it looks like he cleared out quite a swath of the brush/flora so I'm thinking he was moving at pretty decent rate of speed.
 
2021-02-23 3:21:13 PM  

Warthog: VictoryCabal: Single car crash? Isn't that code for drunk or high. Or fell asleep because you stayed up to long drunk and high?

Apparently it's a nasty curve, and he was driving a loaner SUV -- one of the tournament organizers' new Genesis GV80's:

[thumbor.forbes.com image 850x478]

Which ended up looking like:

[resources.stuff.co.nz image 710x399]


Either it's a testament to the car's safety engineering, or an indictment of its handling.  Maybe both.


Can actually happen with cars that handle very well, if drivers are used to cars that don't.  Can lead to over-steering the better handling car.
 
2021-02-23 3:21:31 PM  

Warthog: VictoryCabal: Single car crash? Isn't that code for drunk or high. Or fell asleep because you stayed up to long drunk and high?

Apparently it's a nasty curve, and he was driving a loaner SUV -- one of the tournament organizers' new Genesis GV80's:

[thumbor.forbes.com image 850x478]

Which ended up looking like:

[resources.stuff.co.nz image 710x399]


Either it's a testament to the car's safety engineering, or an indictment of its handling.  Maybe both.


It's not like this is the first time we've seen Tiger Woods crash a car:

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The last time this happened, the dealer the SUV was returned to tried to sell it for a premium because Tiger Woods had crashed it as he fled from his wife. I dunno what ended up happening with that.
 
2021-02-23 3:22:07 PM  
This seasons done and given his back injury issues and now this, that might be it for his career.  Hopefully he recovers so he can be there for his kids and loved ones.
 
2021-02-23 3:22:37 PM  

ChrisDe: Does Elin have an alibi?


She is rushing to his side with a 7 iron in her hand.
 
2021-02-23 3:23:34 PM  
Protip for Black athletes in LA who need to go somewhere: walk.
 
2021-02-23 3:24:02 PM  

mrshowrules: phimuskapsi: Nice headline subby.

Multiple leg injuries according to other sources, with multiple surgeries upcoming. 

Yikes.

should be obvious if he has bruising where the seat belt should be.  If he wasn't wearing a seat belt, that's really bad.


As someone who's dealt with crashes professionally, I'd be fascinated to see the specifics of this incident. And skid marks, engine crush depth, objects struck before final rest, etc. The ChiP will pull the ECU and get a good amount of info from it.
 
2021-02-23 3:24:10 PM  

iamskibibitz: Protip for Black athletes in LA who need to go somewhere: walk.


Yeah, can't blame the weather for this one.
 
2021-02-23 3:24:35 PM  
Horribly ironic but there is an image of a real estate sign he hit going off the road.  "Rolling Hills Real Estate".  Not joking.
 
2021-02-23 3:25:07 PM  

darth sunshine: and it looks like he cleared out quite a swath of the brush/flora so I'm thinking he was moving at pretty decent rate of speed taking a penalty.

 
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