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(Dallas News)   "I hated going to work for the Cowboys. A Cowboy is all hardy har har and all this America's Team stuff"   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, Oakland Raiders, David Irving, Jon Gruden, 2008 Tampa Bay Buccaneers season, Tony Dungy, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Las VegasRaiders, Monday Night Football  
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2021-02-23 11:54:30 AM  
10 votes:
Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Cowboys.
Don't let 'em wear silver or ugly blue stars,
Let 'em be Raiders and Niners and Cards.
2021-02-23 2:27:43 PM  
4 votes:
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2021-02-23 11:45:49 AM  
4 votes:
"America's Team" has been a mediocre barely .500, two appearances in divisional playoff craptacular mess FOR A QUARTER OF A CENTURY now, and fans (pre-COVID) sold out every home game, and gladly paid double face value for the pleasure of attending, all while sucking down $15 Natty Lite beers, and gorging themselves on $18 Mega Nachos.

I've been to a few games, and the Megatron TV entirely dominates your field of view, no matter where you sit.  The actual field is secondary to the experience.

Jerry flat out admitted in an interview a couple years ago that he didn't care if they ever won another Superb Owl ever again.

Truly, they are the team that Americans want, and deserve.
2021-02-23 11:02:51 AM  
4 votes:

Galileo's Daughter: "A generational winter storm has swept through Texas, putting immense stress on the state's energy infrastructure as natural gas is in high demand. Comstock Haynesville, a natural gas company that Jerry Jones bought over a year ago, is taking advantage of Texas' disaster to turn a huge profit. Typically, Comstock Haynesville will sell natural gas to the grid anywhere between $15.55 and $186 per 1 million BTUs (Standard energy unit measurement). Since Thursday, Comstock started pricing their gas at One Thousand Dollarsper 1 million BTUs." [link to article]

Jerry Jones can DIAF and EABOD.

But... but... but... A Cowboy is all hardy har har!
2021-02-23 11:56:46 AM  
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