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5 days ago  
It was one of the students, probably male, who got caught by their mom.
 
5 days ago  

dionysusaur: It was one of the students, probably male, who got caught by their mom.


or a dad caught by his wife.
 
5 days ago  
Oh I'm sure once they found out about it, they all had a look. Just to be sure they were outraged in the right way.

/Many kittens may have been murdered while pumping the old outrage
 
5 days ago  
Wait, $150K a month?  "Hey, Mrs. Offacue, you keep saying you hate your job, well I've got an idea."
 
5 days ago  
And here I thought only idolatry was punished down the generations.
 
5 days ago  

Ambivalence: dionysusaur: It was one of the students, probably male, who got caught by their mom.

or a dad caught by his wife.


My guess, yes. Since it was pics of the mom and not the sons, we can safely assume it wasn't the priest.
 
5 days ago  
Mom caught the husband watching
 
5 days ago  
 
5 days ago  
It was awfully nice of them to provide her only fans name.
 
5 days ago  
Fountains of Wayne - Stacy's Mom (Official Music Video)
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5 days ago  
Thanks to her subscribers, Crystal Jackson's OnlyFans account now brings in up to $150,000 per month.

I will never, ever understand why anyone would pay for porn.
 
5 days ago  
They were only there getting directions on how to get away from there.
 
5 days ago  
Yes, please, Mrs. Poindexter.

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Much, much more (NSFW): https://twitter.com/poindexte​r_mrs?lan​g=en
 
5 days ago  

The Dog Ate My Homework: Thanks to her subscribers, Crystal Jackson's OnlyFans account now brings in up to $150,000 per month.

I will never, ever understand why anyone would pay for porn.


At  her earning $2M a year, it's worth some research.   It may be the only gig economy business model that works.
 
5 days ago  
Usually a monetary donation to the church magically fixes things like this.
 
5 days ago  
I mean. Maybe don't send your kids to Catholic school? Religious schools aren't exactly well known for treating this sort of thing as no big deal.
 
5 days ago  
Why would you subject your children to a Catholic education in the first place. They are asshats with a penchant for all sorts of abuse.

You are almost guaranteed to be abused emotionally by the Catholic guilt system. Jesus died for you and all that b.s.

Never mind the other abuse possibilities.
 
5 days ago  
I'm 100% positive some battleaxes husband got caught with it and IMMEDIATELY threw Mrs. Poindexter under the bus.

The ONLY reason any of these women have a problem with it is because they're pissed they didn't think of it sooner and/or look like roadkill left out in the sun and couldn't pay people to look at them.

Frankly, if the couple are making that much money monthly you can totally afford a better school for Beaver and Wally than some antiquated molestathon Catholic school.
 
5 days ago  
FTFA - "...seeks to enroll her kids in another Catholic school, one that's less 'judgmental'."

Yeah, good luck with that, Mrs. 'posing with devil horns'...

The Dog Ate My Homework - I will never, ever understand why anyone would pay for porn.

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Does this help?
 
5 days ago  

BitwiseShift: At  her earning $2M a year, it's worth some research.   It may be the only gig economy business model that works.


More like giggity economy, amiright?
 
5 days ago  

payattention: FTFA - "...seeks to enroll her kids in another Catholic school, one that's less 'judgmental'."

Yeah, good luck with that, Mrs. 'posing with devil horns'...

The Dog Ate My Homework - I will never, ever understand why anyone would pay for porn.

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Does this help?


I knew a guy like that in high school. Except that he was more round.
 
5 days ago  
Thanks to her subscribers, Crystal Jackson's OnlyFans account now brings in up to $150,000 per month.

I think I see the problem.  She wasn't tithing.
 
5 days ago  

dionysusaur: BitwiseShift: At  her earning $2M a year, it's worth some research.   It may be the only gig economy business model that works.

More like giggity economy, amiright?


I still don't understand this. Y'all know you can see naked ladies for free on the internet, right? You don't need to pay.
 
5 days ago  
Breach the standards, pay the price. Even when the standards might appear fluid and not equally applied.
Sure, you might consider it hypocritical for a flawed institution to do such a thing, but we live in an imperfect world.
Gina Carano had it coming.
 
5 days ago  

offacue: Wait, $150K a month?  "Hey, Mrs. Offacue, you keep saying you hate your job, well I've got an idea."


On one side of the equation, Mrs Poindexter can afford to send her boys to a better private school.

But also on that side of the equation, Mrs Poindexter might make $250k per month after the publicity from this "scandal".
 
5 days ago  
In no way an indictment of their cause, but watching the embedded video when the husband is speaking her mouth moves in time with some of his words, like a bad actor following along waiting for their cue.

/Thought it worth mentioning. Now not so sure.
 
5 days ago  

KRSESQ: payattention: FTFA - "...seeks to enroll her kids in another Catholic school, one that's less 'judgmental'."

Yeah, good luck with that, Mrs. 'posing with devil horns'...

The Dog Ate My Homework - I will never, ever understand why anyone would pay for porn.

[Fark user image 800x450]

Does this help?

I knew a guy like that in high school. Except that he was more round.


Doesn't answer anything.  No matter how weird or ugly you are, you can still get free porn.
 
5 days ago  
Religious nuts: We are going to shame you into stop doing the things we think are bad.

Also religious nuts: Here is some free advertising for doing the things we think are bad making you much more successful and almost ensuring that they continue.
 
5 days ago  
#1 source of soccer moms

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5 days ago  
There's been a few of these OnlyFans scandal stories on FARK.  Hope the admins are getting a kickback from the inevitable increase of traffic.
 
5 days ago  

offacue: Wait, $150K a month?  "Hey, Mrs. Offacue, you keep saying you hate your job, well I've got an idea."


No sh*t... Mrs. Fool and I need to have a talk tonight.
 
5 days ago  

1funguy: #1 source of soccer moms

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Soccer is a vigorous and healthy sport for youngsters.
 
5 days ago  

Action Replay Nick: Yes, please, Mrs. Poindexter.

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Much, much more (NSFW): https://twitter.com/poindexter​_mrs?lang=en



And they're spectacular.
 
5 days ago  
Sounds like one of the pissed off moms, had a HUSBAND looking at and downloading those pictures.  ;)
 
5 days ago  

serfdood: Thanks to her subscribers, Crystal Jackson's OnlyFans account now brings in up to $150,000 per month.

I think I see the problem.  She wasn't tithing.


You have to pay extra for that.
 
5 days ago  
The side view looks a bit different (I know, sharp knees).
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5 days ago  
I just hope her husband isn't joining her in any of the pictures because that cat is grotesque. Wow!
 
5 days ago  

The Dog Ate My Homework: Thanks to her subscribers, Crystal Jackson's OnlyFans account now brings in up to $150,000 per month.

I will never, ever understand why anyone would pay for porn.


You're paying for the social interaction like the old 1-900 numbers.
 
5 days ago  

desertfool: offacue: Wait, $150K a month?  "Hey, Mrs. Offacue, you keep saying you hate your job, well I've got an idea."

No sh*t... Mrs. Fool and I need to have a talk tonight.


No worries I'm with her now. After she cleans up in the shower I'll take some pics
 
5 days ago  

Stargazer86: I mean. Maybe don't send your kids to

Catholic American school? Religious schools aren't exactly well known for treating this sort of thing as no big deal.

FTFY

Joking aside, people just need to fark right off and mind their own business.
Is someone over there speaking a language you don't understand? Is anyone being harmed?  NO?  fark off and take your sensitivities with you
Is someone having fun in a park with their family? Is anyone being harmed?  NO?  fark off and take your sensitivities with you

Is a person sharing pictures of themselves because someone else will pay them for it? Is anyone being harmed?  NO?  fark off and take your sensitivities with you

We need more STFU and FO in our lives.  In addition to a relaxation of what is considered assault and bodily harm.

Show up without a mask for the reason of making a scene while you film it to show how stupid and repressed you are?  Throat punch
 
5 days ago  

offacue: Wait, $150K a month?  "Hey, Mrs. Offacue, you keep saying you hate your job, well I've got an idea."


That's like 1.8 million a year. Surely it must be more like $15k a month.
 
5 days ago  
seeks to enroll her kids in another Catholic school, one that's less "judgmental."

HAHAHAHA
 
5 days ago  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: dionysusaur: BitwiseShift: At  her earning $2M a year, it's worth some research.   It may be the only gig economy business model that works.

More like giggity economy, amiright?

I still don't understand this. Y'all know you can see naked ladies for free on the internet, right? You don't need to pay.


But it isn't your neighbor/kids' hot mom

CreepySB, when I was around 14 my older sister found my stash and brought them to the table at dinner. She throws them all down and angrily asks me "what is it about looking at naked girls?? What if you knew her name??? What if she was our neighbor????" My dad says "that'd be hot" and confiscated my mags.
 
5 days ago  

ThereBeNoShelterHere: In no way an indictment of their cause, but watching the embedded video when the husband is speaking her mouth moves in time with some of his words, like a bad actor following along waiting for their cue.

/Thought it worth mentioning. Now not so sure.


I had to go back and watch it again, and you're right, she does mouth some of the words he speaking. That's... Unsettling.
 
5 days ago  
They did her kids a favor and she doesn't even realize it.  Also, I'm struggling with that $150K a month number, unless she's doing some very rare stuff.
 
5 days ago  

ThereBeNoShelterHere: In no way an indictment of their cause, but watching the embedded video when the husband is speaking her mouth moves in time with some of his words, like a bad actor following along waiting for their cue.

/Thought it worth mentioning. Now not so sure.


They presumably rehearsed their answers to the interview questions - anybody who's not an idiot would if they're going to be on video. And most people are terrible actors.

*shrug*
 
5 days ago  
She looks fun
 
5 days ago  
Yes. I'm sure her children are simply devastated at the prospect of not going to Catholic school because their moms Twitter account links all of her photos to #Latinculos.
 
5 days ago  

The Dog Ate My Homework: Thanks to her subscribers, Crystal Jackson's OnlyFans account now brings in up to $150,000 per month.

I will never, ever understand why anyone would pay for porn.


Some people like to pay the content creators directly rather than visit sites that steal content and repost it for ad revenue?
 
5 days ago  
Mr Poindexter is amused.
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