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(Fox 8 Cleveland)   Woman finds kilo of cocaine in crochet kit bought at thrift store, proceeds to make best afghan EVER in 17 minutes   (fox8.com) divider line
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5 days ago  
I'm reminded of David Sedaris telling a story about when he was addicted to speed while trying to be a serious artist: "I looked into this woman's face, her fuzzy jowls hanging like saddlebags, and I pictured her reclining nude in a shallow pool of peanut oil. Were she smart enough to let me, I could use her as my living prop. I could be the best thing that ever happened to her, but sadly, she was probably too ignorant to appreciate it. Maybe one day I'd do a full length piece on the topic of stupidity, but in the meantime, I'd just pay for the sock monkeys, snort a few lines of speed, and finish constructing a bulletproof vest out of used flashlight batteries."
 
5 days ago  
BRB, going to Goodwill.
 
5 days ago  
aren't afghans better know for opium and heroin?
 
5 days ago  
Thrift store drug deals trifecta in play.
 
5 days ago  
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not happy.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
What an Afghan on coke may look like...

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5 days ago  
Is that your grandma's cocaine?
 
5 days ago  
I guess that that explains this headline linked in the article...
"
90-year-old walks 6 miles in the snow to receive her COVID-19 vaccine"
 
5 days ago  
 
5 days ago  
"The woman called 911, prompting officers to take possession of the suspicious package "

So originally there were 10 kilos.
 
5 days ago  
When I was a little kid I bought a little slot machine pencil sharpener from a hobby store. The lady handed me a sack, filled with cash. Like the whole day's take. I was pissed because I wanted my pencil sharpener.

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5 days ago  
Seattle police, who are experts in the metric system, replied 'yes, we confiscated a kilogram and destroyed all three ounces'.
 
5 days ago  
I'm no drug person (actually spent most of my life as a straightedge), but what does a kilo go for these days?

Because it would be mighty tempting to try to get some return on that mistaken investment in today's financial situation. I wouldn't use the crap, but if some other high-power asshole with money to burn wants it, I'm sure I'd be sorely tempted to let them dispose of it for me and pay my large winter electric bill as a sign of thanks for letting them know there's a kilo of baby powder that needs to be discarded.

Just sayin'.
 
5 days ago  

Subtonic: When I was a little kid I bought a little slot machine pencil sharpener from a hobby store. The lady handed me a sack, filled with cash. Like the whole day's take. I was pissed because I wanted my pencil sharpener.

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Brain: "A sack full of cash can buy many pencil sharpeners."
 
5 days ago  

guestguy: Subtonic: When I was a little kid I bought a little slot machine pencil sharpener from a hobby store. The lady handed me a sack, filled with cash. Like the whole day's take. I was pissed because I wanted my pencil sharpener.

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Brain: "A sack full of cash can buy many pencil sharpeners."


At another store.
 
5 days ago  

guestguy: Subtonic: When I was a little kid I bought a little slot machine pencil sharpener from a hobby store. The lady handed me a sack, filled with cash. Like the whole day's take. I was pissed because I wanted my pencil sharpener.

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Brain: "A sack full of cash can buy many pencil sharpeners."


Explain how...
 
5 days ago  
Gives new meaning to the phrase "snitches get stitches".
 
5 days ago  
Crazy.  I never find anything good like a kilo of blow.

But if I do, you can be sure you won't be reading about it in a news story.
 
5 days ago  
TAXI...Jim with Latka's cocaine cookies.
Youtube j-c4cd_Lm-Q
 
5 days ago  

WilderKWight: I'm no drug person (actually spent most of my life as a straightedge), but what does a kilo go for these days?

Because it would be mighty tempting to try to get some return on that mistaken investment in today's financial situation. I wouldn't use the crap, but if some other high-power asshole with money to burn wants it, I'm sure I'd be sorely tempted to let them dispose of it for me and pay my large winter electric bill as a sign of thanks for letting them know there's a kilo of baby powder that needs to be discarded.

Just sayin'.


40k-60k wholesale.
120k+ retail.

Those prices might be higher now, and obviously it depends on of it's been cut, but most smugglers tries to bring in the purest product they can then cut once it is in the US.
 
5 days ago  

ar393: WilderKWight: I'm no drug person (actually spent most of my life as a straightedge), but what does a kilo go for these days?

Because it would be mighty tempting to try to get some return on that mistaken investment in today's financial situation. I wouldn't use the crap, but if some other high-power asshole with money to burn wants it, I'm sure I'd be sorely tempted to let them dispose of it for me and pay my large winter electric bill as a sign of thanks for letting them know there's a kilo of baby powder that needs to be discarded.

Just sayin'.

40k-60k wholesale.
120k+ retail.

Those prices might be higher now, and obviously it depends on of it's been cut, but most smugglers tries to bring in the purest product they can then cut once it is in the US.


Shiat... I was undervaluing it quite a bit.

My bill's high, but not 40k. I don't live in Texas.
 
5 days ago  
I could find someone to fence that.  At least get my truck paid off.
 
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5 days ago  
Sorry honey... work called and I need to make a quick trip to Mexico.

Good news though!  We can afford that new car now.
 
5 days ago  

petuniapup: Familiarize yourself, subby.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Effect_o​f_psychoactive_drugs_on_animals


Wow
*when a "drunk" (BAC of over .1) zebrafish is introduced to a group of sober ones, the sober fish will follow the drunk individual as their leader."
Whats going on here?
 
5 days ago  
It's almost like there was zero customs inspections for the last 6 months of 2020
 
5 days ago  
hopefully she kept the other one......
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  

WilderKWight: I'm no drug person (actually spent most of my life as a straightedge), but what does a kilo go for these days?

Because it would be mighty tempting to try to get some return on that mistaken investment in today's financial situation. I wouldn't use the crap, but if some other high-power asshole with money to burn wants it, I'm sure I'd be sorely tempted to let them dispose of it for me and pay my large winter electric bill as a sign of thanks for letting them know there's a kilo of baby powder that needs to be discarded.

Just sayin'.


Nah, while I would at first be tempted to find a buyer, I'd end up turning it over to the police. Mainly because it's very likely someone is looking for it and if I tried to sell it there's a pretty good chance my name and address would appear on that person's radar. A free 60k in exchange for maybe one day getting killed by a cartel hitman isn't worth it.
 
5 days ago  
So, whitney houston used it to knit. It was for Bed Bath and Beyond...she would knit, go to bed, take a bath, and the next place you know...
 
5 days ago  

frankb00th: petuniapup: Familiarize yourself, subby.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Effect_o​f_psychoactive_drugs_on_animals

Wow
*when a "drunk" (BAC of over .1) zebrafish is introduced to a group of sober ones, the sober fish will follow the drunk individual as their leader."
Whats going on here?


Either a case of belligerent drunk mimics the qualities of a good leader, followers follow or a case of "let's trail after this drunk asshole and see the shiate he or she gets up to!"
 
5 days ago  
A coked out Rick Knox takes everyone out
Youtube XEvoC-xnw_4
 
5 days ago  

WilderKWight: I'm no drug person (actually spent most of my life as a straightedge), but what does a kilo go for these days?

Because it would be mighty tempting to try to get some return on that mistaken investment in today's financial situation. I wouldn't use the crap, but if some other high-power asshole with money to burn wants it, I'm sure I'd be sorely tempted to let them dispose of it for me and pay my large winter electric bill as a sign of thanks for letting them know there's a kilo of baby powder that needs to be discarded.

Just sayin'.


Near me a gram goes for about $100 USD. Or so I've heard.
 
4 days ago  

WilderKWight: I'm no drug person (actually spent most of my life as a straightedge), but what does a kilo go for these days?

Because it would be mighty tempting to try to get some return on that mistaken investment in today's financial situation. I wouldn't use the crap, but if some other high-power asshole with money to burn wants it, I'm sure I'd be sorely tempted to let them dispose of it for me and pay my large winter electric bill as a sign of thanks for letting them know there's a kilo of baby powder that needs to be discarded.

Just sayin'.


http://www.narcoticnews.com/drug-pric​e​s/cocaine/
 
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