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(The Smoking Gun)   The suicide note left by the Tampa suicide flyer   ( thesmokinggun.com) divider line
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2002-02-06 03:33:32 PM  
Wow...he sounds sane!
2002-02-06 03:33:35 PM  
now that is a farked up kid!!
2002-02-06 03:33:50 PM  
Osama bin Laden is planning on blowing up the Super Bowl with an antiquated nuclear bomb left over from the 1967 Israeli-Syrian war.

At least he reads Tom Clancy. Moron. He also clasims Al Qeada people have met with him. Hah. I'm sure not even they would ant this loser.
2002-02-06 03:34:02 PM  
No you're just retarded.
2002-02-06 03:34:11 PM  
He must have been spanish, to be that stupid.
2002-02-06 03:34:31 PM  
correction Vtgoddess: "was" a farked up kid.

at least he saved us some trouble.
2002-02-06 03:34:46 PM  
Oh, and thank god for whoever managed to transcribe the chicken scratches into tye that everyone can read. Doctors have better handwriting that this.
2002-02-06 03:34:58 PM  
Al Qaeda and other organizations have met with meseveral times to discuss the option of me joining. Ididn't.

2002-02-06 03:35:11 PM  
I'm helping Al Stinka by letting you know their future plans?
Bin Jerkin is always lookin for 15 year old retards to help the "Cause"
2002-02-06 03:35:13 PM  
Yeah, total wackjob. He could have at least been amusing, and quoted Jay Mewes. . .

"All you motherf--kers are gonna pay . . . it is you who are the ball-lickers! F--k you in your stupid asses!"
2002-02-06 03:35:24 PM  
Isreali world domination? I thought we wanted world domination. I remember solving the world's problems in high school. I also remember my life wasnt worth living after my girlfriend dumped me and skipping school because my hair didnt look right and everybody was going to laugh at me.
2002-02-06 03:35:40 PM  
Was he writing that on a hill or something?
2002-02-06 03:35:53 PM  
This goes to show you what happens to kids that get picked last for team sports...
2002-02-06 03:36:03 PM  
i think at the end of the note his mom knocked on the door, or something, cuz he forgot to sign it.
2002-02-06 03:36:04 PM  
Whenever I self-medicate, I often have meetings with imaginary people and see future world events.
2002-02-06 03:37:01 PM  
This guy cracks me up. I especially like how he uses the plot from The Sum of All Fears at the very end.

"Some people...should die, that's just unconscious knowledge"
2002-02-06 03:37:09 PM  
yeah, right. WAS a farked up kid
2002-02-06 03:37:53 PM  
Like I said, he must have been spanish, to be that stupid.
2002-02-06 03:38:06 PM  
I wonder how much glue he was sniffing every day ?
2002-02-06 03:38:20 PM  
Anywho back to the topic at hand.

What kind of ADD medication was this kid on? I want to know.
2002-02-06 03:38:29 PM  
The Sum of All Fears

Aha, that's the book. Haven't read it in a while, so I couldn't remember the name of it.
2002-02-06 03:38:51 PM  
I like how he thanks god for 911.

Thank god he killed himself and no one else.
2002-02-06 03:39:15 PM  
THAT'S why the Bucs lost to the Eagles!
2002-02-06 03:39:15 PM  
Ya, some people should die...this kid was one of them!
2002-02-06 03:39:19 PM  
LOL @ Skidnuts. That's exactly what I was thinking too!
2002-02-06 03:40:07 PM  
Stupid farking little huffer.

Can we nominate this punk for a Darwin Award?
2002-02-06 03:40:19 PM  
Yeah, I'll have whatever medication that kid was on.
2002-02-06 03:40:19 PM  
"Al Qaeda and other organizations have met with me several times to discuss the option of me joining. I didn't."

Too bad.

You had the 'pilot' qualifications they looked for...
2002-02-06 03:40:26 PM  
What a loser. He didn't join, but he knows the secrect handshake.
2002-02-06 03:41:06 PM  
Shaftman .. I'm going to give you the shaft. You biggot.
2002-02-06 03:41:42 PM  
I just figure we have witnessed natural selection in action.
2002-02-06 03:41:59 PM  
I mean, black people are pretty stupid, but spanish people take the cake.
2002-02-06 03:42:12 PM  
At least this winner doesn't have any offspring to further pollute the gene pool.
2002-02-06 03:42:21 PM  
His parents were probobly baby boomers
2002-02-06 03:42:31 PM  
awww come on Desynch... we were doing such a good job of ignoring that tard.

oh and charles bishop was his name? wasnt that the name of robert redford in 'sneakers'?
2002-02-06 03:43:13 PM  
The poor kid. He really lost it.
2002-02-06 03:43:51 PM  
Thank god he killed himself at 15. Nothing better then the gene pool weeding itself.
2002-02-06 03:44:05 PM  
See? He was right. Terrorists did screw-up the Super Bowl. bin laden (he doesn't deserve to be capitalized) said to his operatives here "make sure the patriots run." Since they're using old cell phone, he was heard as saying, "make sure the Patriots win."
2002-02-06 03:44:22 PM  
I wonder if they purposely didn't release this until after the Super Bowl. There are some people who might beleive Bin Laden would tell some teenager his plans.
2002-02-06 03:44:43 PM  
VTgoddess: you go to radford but you are a VTgoddess? Interesting.

I'm a proud Radford dropout. weeeeeeeee
2002-02-06 03:45:22 PM  
Al Qaeda asked him to join alright. They wanted him to de-bomb the mine field over in Afghanistan.
2002-02-06 03:45:22 PM  
Natural selection works! what a farkhead!
2002-02-06 03:45:23 PM  

His parents were farked up alright.... i read they had mad a suicide pact when they were denied a marriage license. The mom stabbed the dad in the stomach and it hurt so bad they went to the hospital!!!! total morons these two.
2002-02-06 03:45:27 PM  
Have men in gray suits met with the mommy and daddy that raised this monster? It must have been a monster training ground. How does a 15 year old kid aquire dilusion needed to draw the fuzzy line about the so-called Isreali world domination theory.
Mom, you get a misdirectedmy and testosterone treatments immediately so that I can kick you in the balls. Dad, I'm gonna kick you in the balls right now.
2002-02-06 03:45:28 PM  
Someone at least throw a bone to Shaftman3... his efforts are going unnoticed!
2002-02-06 03:45:28 PM  
See...not ONE Hitler reference!
2002-02-06 03:45:52 PM  
Let me get this straight.. Al Quaida wanted *this* kid?
[image from msnbc.com too old to be available]
2002-02-06 03:46:43 PM  
Shaftman3: I don't want to disappoint you because I know you're trying soooo hard to get a reaction, but it isn't working. Maybe if you post that a few more times.
2002-02-06 03:46:55 PM  
Not on a hill.
For a fun hobby, I analyze people handwriting and can peg their personality pretty much on the dot.
Usually if a person writes with a downward slant, they have a pessimistic look on life.
2002-02-06 03:47:08 PM  
For a really ggod laugh check out Shaftmans photo!! Thats a cracker-boy if I ever saw one!
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