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(News4Jax)   Florida woman™ in motorized wheelchair gets mad at the bank then decides to rob said bank less than 2 blocks from sheriff's office, proceeds to lead police on a low-speed chase   (news4jax.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Leo White, Jess Robbins, Bank, bank robbery, Black-and-white films, Bank robbery, Robbery, Police  
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1894 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Feb 2021 at 3:32 AM (5 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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5 days ago  
Curious if the wheelchair woman did it to get better health care than she could afford?  I have read about people robbing  a bank and getting caught for cancer treatment.

/sad state of things
 
5 days ago  

eurotrader: Curious if the wheelchair woman did it to get better health care than she could afford?  I have read about people robbing  a bank and getting caught for cancer treatment.

/sad state of things


I highly doubt that is the case here:

Police said the woman showed up to discuss an account, but she got into an argument with a teller that escalated when she threatened to kill everyone in the bank...

She sounds much more like your garden-variety, evil, entitled b*tch.
 
5 days ago  
As a Floridian with a brain, I blame all of these 'Florida Incidents" on the brainless Yankees who have moved down here in the last 30 years.
 
5 days ago  
Wake up sheeple

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5 days ago  
They gave her some cash to go away. so what was all the fuss?
 
5 days ago  
Don't assume a person doesn't have a weapon just because it isn't brandished and you don't see it. I did karaoke at a bar that had a 20-something wheelchaired singer. He was a very good singer. Well-liked and a good guy. I went in the john one night and found him emptying a colostomy bag in the urinal. I was sad for him that he might have been in an accident or something with even more injuries and problems than I'd assumed--I'd never noticed his bag before. He would never do such a thing, but I'd later thought it could be fun for him if he had a problem somewhere. He could tell them "You'll regret this"  and leave, draining his bag as he went.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
Florida? Yep, Florida.
 
5 days ago  
They didn't stop her from fleeing.  They just walked behind her until her batteries died.
 
5 days ago  

SBinRR: They didn't stop her from fleeing.  They just walked behind her until her batteries died.


And miss the opportunity to deploy a spike strip?
 
5 days ago  

thedingoatemybaby: Florida? Yep, Florida.


Jacksonville? Why, is there any doubt?
 
5 days ago  
Who is the mental case on Fark that votes down this story so that someone has to upvote an obviously funny story to cancel out the admittedly meaningless vote.  A while back a mod stated we had a user downvoting all the submissions.  Get help dude. Find better drugs.
 
5 days ago  

maxandgrinch: Wake up sheeple

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great farking song.
 
5 days ago  

aagrajag: She sounds much more like your garden-variety, evil, entitled b*tch.


She sounds to me like she has mental health problems, which would put her on the opposite end of the sympathy spectrum.

But you could be right, I don't have enough data to decide.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
FTFA...

No weapon was seen during the robbery, according to police, and none one inside the bank was hurt.

None. None peoples was hurted.

/FFS
 
5 days ago  

Rik01: As a Floridian with a brain, I blame all of these 'Florida Incidents" on the brainless Yankees who have moved down here in the last 30 years.


As a rule I deduct 25 IQ points from anyone using the term "Yankees". It is 2021 for fark's sake.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
FTA:none one inside the bank was hurt.

Oh no! Is None One ok?
 
5 days ago  

sinko swimo: Rik01: As a Floridian with a brain, I blame all of these 'Florida Incidents" on the brainless Yankees who have moved down here in the last 30 years.

As a rule I deduct 25 IQ points from anyone using the term "Yankees". It is 2021 for fark's sake.


A weird use of your god-like powers.
 
5 days ago  

SBinRR: They didn't stop her from fleeing.  They just walked behind her until her batteries died.


And no one attempted a pit maneuver? Wow! What a rare and amazing demonstrate of restraint.
 
5 days ago  
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