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(News4Jax)   Florida woman™ in motorized wheelchair gets mad at the bank then decides to rob said bank less than 2 blocks from sheriff's office, proceeds to lead police on a low-speed chase   (news4jax.com) divider line
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2021-02-23 12:03:58 AM  
Curious if the wheelchair woman did it to get better health care than she could afford?  I have read about people robbing  a bank and getting caught for cancer treatment.

/sad state of things
 
2021-02-23 3:52:45 AM  

eurotrader: Curious if the wheelchair woman did it to get better health care than she could afford?  I have read about people robbing  a bank and getting caught for cancer treatment.

/sad state of things


I highly doubt that is the case here:

Police said the woman showed up to discuss an account, but she got into an argument with a teller that escalated when she threatened to kill everyone in the bank...

She sounds much more like your garden-variety, evil, entitled b*tch.
 
2021-02-23 3:54:44 AM  
As a Floridian with a brain, I blame all of these 'Florida Incidents" on the brainless Yankees who have moved down here in the last 30 years.
 
2021-02-23 4:10:49 AM  
Wake up sheeple

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2021-02-23 5:50:41 AM  
They gave her some cash to go away. so what was all the fuss?
 
2021-02-23 6:27:35 AM  
Don't assume a person doesn't have a weapon just because it isn't brandished and you don't see it. I did karaoke at a bar that had a 20-something wheelchaired singer. He was a very good singer. Well-liked and a good guy. I went in the john one night and found him emptying a colostomy bag in the urinal. I was sad for him that he might have been in an accident or something with even more injuries and problems than I'd assumed--I'd never noticed his bag before. He would never do such a thing, but I'd later thought it could be fun for him if he had a problem somewhere. He could tell them "You'll regret this"  and leave, draining his bag as he went.
 
2021-02-23 6:41:30 AM  
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2021-02-23 6:47:02 AM  
Florida? Yep, Florida.
 
2021-02-23 7:21:24 AM  
They didn't stop her from fleeing.  They just walked behind her until her batteries died.
 
2021-02-23 7:32:03 AM  

SBinRR: They didn't stop her from fleeing.  They just walked behind her until her batteries died.


And miss the opportunity to deploy a spike strip?
 
2021-02-23 7:38:11 AM  

thedingoatemybaby: Florida? Yep, Florida.


Jacksonville? Why, is there any doubt?
 
2021-02-23 7:45:27 AM  
Who is the mental case on Fark that votes down this story so that someone has to upvote an obviously funny story to cancel out the admittedly meaningless vote.  A while back a mod stated we had a user downvoting all the submissions.  Get help dude. Find better drugs.
 
2021-02-23 8:03:32 AM  

maxandgrinch: Wake up sheeple

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great farking song.
 
2021-02-23 8:24:42 AM  

aagrajag: She sounds much more like your garden-variety, evil, entitled b*tch.


She sounds to me like she has mental health problems, which would put her on the opposite end of the sympathy spectrum.

But you could be right, I don't have enough data to decide.
 
2021-02-23 8:29:46 AM  
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2021-02-23 8:57:39 AM  
FTFA...

No weapon was seen during the robbery, according to police, and none one inside the bank was hurt.

None. None peoples was hurted.

/FFS
 
2021-02-23 9:06:47 AM  

Rik01: As a Floridian with a brain, I blame all of these 'Florida Incidents" on the brainless Yankees who have moved down here in the last 30 years.


As a rule I deduct 25 IQ points from anyone using the term "Yankees". It is 2021 for fark's sake.
 
2021-02-23 9:29:01 AM  
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2021-02-23 9:33:06 AM  
FTA:none one inside the bank was hurt.

Oh no! Is None One ok?
 
2021-02-23 9:50:10 AM  

sinko swimo: Rik01: As a Floridian with a brain, I blame all of these 'Florida Incidents" on the brainless Yankees who have moved down here in the last 30 years.

As a rule I deduct 25 IQ points from anyone using the term "Yankees". It is 2021 for fark's sake.


A weird use of your god-like powers.
 
2021-02-23 11:51:38 AM  

SBinRR: They didn't stop her from fleeing.  They just walked behind her until her batteries died.


And no one attempted a pit maneuver? Wow! What a rare and amazing demonstrate of restraint.
 
2021-02-23 4:03:10 PM  
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