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(The Intercept)   ICE left detainees to freeze during ice storm. There's no pun or joke here, these guys just suck   (theintercept.com) divider line
    More: Sick, U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement, South Texas ICE Processing Center, Customs Enforcement detention centers, Pearsall facility, Pine Prairie ICE Processing Center, South Texas Family Residential Center, Angel Argueta Anariba, Biden administration  
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6 days ago  
This is our legacy. 

You can take all of our progress, and throw it into the ocean. This is what we'll be remembered for.
 
6 days ago  
I wish there were someone with any real political or legal power who cares about this even a little bit.
 
6 days ago  
 
6 days ago  
Fly ICE to The Hague and try them.
 
6 days ago  
Was there ever any doubt that the cruelty is the point?
 
6 days ago  
This is just lazy headline writing. Are you telling me you could not come up with a "Immigrants are ICE cold, Literally"
 
6 days ago  

Ass_Master_Flash: This is just lazy headline writing. Are you telling me you could not come up with a "Immigrants are ICE cold, Literally"


Some things are too deplorable to joke about.
 
6 days ago  
I think we'd all be better off if we let the prisoners and guards exchange uniforms.
 
6 days ago  
*cries*
 
6 days ago  
I know it's only been a month, and I know the pile of shiat needing to be fixed is higher than Mt Everest, but I was really hoping this was going to be one of the very first things the new administration addressed.
 
6 days ago  

BumpInTheNight: Ass_Master_Flash: This is just lazy headline writing. Are you telling me you could not come up with a "Immigrants are ICE cold, Literally"

Some things are too deplorable to joke about.


Just going to point out that people who mark this point as funny are actual assholes.  Like I don't care what character you pretend or really are online, you are an asshole.
 
6 days ago  
God Dammit Biden I thought you were going to fix this?
 
6 days ago  
More like Make America Concentration Camp Again
 
6 days ago  
You could just overrun the ICE facilities and remove the detainees, Americans.
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  

namegoeshere: I know it's only been a month, and I know the pile of shiat needing to be fixed is higher than Mt Everest, but I was really hoping this was going to be one of the very first things the new administration addressed.


Not going to happen. Biden is in charge of the Obama cages now.
 
6 days ago  
...closer and closer to hitler's Germany every day.
 
6 days ago  

wantingout: ...closer and closer to hitler's Germany every day.


Well, now we're further away because Trump is gone.
 
6 days ago  

mikaloyd: God Dammit Biden I thought you were going to fix this?


Something called "a virus" happened. Or maybe you hadn't noticed.
 
6 days ago  

duppy: Treating dogs this way will get you an arrestin'. What the fark, America?


"While members of the national security establishment will tell you 'the real problem' is Trump and only Trump, the reality is abuse was endemic to the DHS from its very beginning, when it was weaponized for the purposes of a partisan fistfight and quickly turned its crosshairs on law-abiding Americans. It was inevitable it would someday be abused in the way we're seeing now, ever since the DHS under Bush broadened its definition of terrorism to include the vague charge of trying to 'intimidate or coerce a civilian population, to influence the policy of a government by intimidation.'

[...]

It's a similar story with Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE), the agency whose overreach more than any other has come to symbolize Trump's protofascist rule, and which had its first birthday midway through Bush's presidency. It was under Bush, with his creation of the DHS and reorganization of the federal government to fight terrorism, that immigration was officially reenvisioned as a national security threat instead of a law enforcement issue, and that a '100 percent rate of removal for all removable aliens' became a goal.

Indeed, as Quartz's Heather Timmons pointed out, even the right-wing Heritage Foundation argued that ICE was created as a separate agency 'without a compelling reason,' something the DHS's own inspector general noted in 2005 would lead to its unnecessary bloating. One 'senior official' told the inspector general that ICE wasn't made "with a focus on supporting a particular mission but rather on building an institutional foundation large enough to justify a new organization."

https://www.jacobinmag.com/2020/08/ge​o​rge-bush-administration-donald-trump-d​hs-ice

Abolish ICE.
 
6 days ago  

AAAAGGGGHHHH: mikaloyd: God Dammit Biden I thought you were going to fix this?

Something called "a virus" happened. Or maybe you hadn't noticed.


Oh well that makes this OK then I guess
 
5 days ago  
Reports are emerging from ICE detention centers of solitary confinement cells with no heat

and guards blasting fans at detainees complaining of cold.

Okay, THIS is the kind of sh*t where Satan gives all the Waffen SS nazis, child molesters, and serial killers early release from Hell so he can make room for these ICE c*cksuckers.
 
5 days ago  
A civilization is known for how they treat the least amongst them.

Side-note: Lethal injection is designed to cause maximum suffering, but if you bring that up to certain people? They'll say that the condemned should suffer for longer than five minutes.

...gee, I wonder why people get the impression that American civilization is SCREWED.
 
5 days ago  

0z79: A civilization is known for how they treat the least amongst them.

Side-note: Lethal injection is designed to cause maximum suffering, but if you bring that up to certain people? They'll say that the condemned should suffer for longer than five minutes.

...gee, I wonder why people get the impression that American civilization is SCREWED.


Why do you think the Founding Fathers banned "cruel and unusual punishment"? They knew these Yankee Doodle Chucklefarks had some REALLY disturbing imaginations.
 
5 days ago  
Look's like they never found those 80 immigrants locked in the truck.
 
5 days ago  

0z79: A civilization is known for how they treat the least amongst them.


Not really. I mean what was the Roman empire known for? Or WWII England?
 
5 days ago  
The Feds can't afford power in Texas either.

Can they request a 10 year repayment plan?
 
5 days ago  

BumpInTheNight: BumpInTheNight: Ass_Master_Flash: This is just lazy headline writing. Are you telling me you could not come up with a "Immigrants are ICE cold, Literally"

Some things are too deplorable to joke about.

Just going to point out that people who mark this point as funny are actual assholes.  Like I don't care what character you pretend or really are online, you are an asshole.


If you spend enough time going through the threads, you can usually figure out who's most likely to laugh at people dying and suffering.
 
5 days ago  

0z79: If you spend enough time going through the threads, you can usually figure out who's most likely to laugh at people dying and suffering.


The Amish?
 
5 days ago  

6nome: wantingout: ...closer and closer to hitler's Germany every day.

Well, now we're further away because Trump is gone.


-
...Trump The Kaiser is gone.

You've just begun the Weimar phase.

Things are going to seem as if they're getting - albeit slowly - better, but the reactionary right-wing/fascist forces have learned from their errors, and are presently regrouping.

Trump wasn't Hitler. The American Hitler is out there right now, but we will not learn his name for another three years or so.
 
5 days ago  

Benjimin_Dover: namegoeshere: I know it's only been a month, and I know the pile of shiat needing to be fixed is higher than Mt Everest, but I was really hoping this was going to be one of the very first things the new administration addressed.

Not going to happen. Biden is in charge of the Obama cages now.


You know what's more eye-rolling than the GQP pretending to care about fiscal responsibility?

A republican pretending to care about brown people in cages.
 
5 days ago  
shiathole country.
Infrastructure blows
Justice system is a disaster
health care is a joke
We treat other humans like shiat.
But hey, at least you can own 15 guns.
But don't you dare talk bad about this country. Don't dare say how it needs to be better at just about everything.
Cuz you know...you are a traitor or a lib if you say so.
 
5 days ago  

Benjimin_Dover: namegoeshere: I know it's only been a month, and I know the pile of shiat needing to be fixed is higher than Mt Everest, but I was really hoping this was going to be one of the very first things the new administration addressed.

Not going to happen. Biden is in charge of the Obama cages now.


Fark you, you disingenuous dilettante.
 
5 days ago  

BumpInTheNight: BumpInTheNight: Ass_Master_Flash: This is just lazy headline writing. Are you telling me you could not come up with a "Immigrants are ICE cold, Literally"

Some things are too deplorable to joke about.

Just going to point out that people who mark this point as funny are actual assholes.  Like I don't care what character you pretend or really are online, you are an asshole.


Welcometofark.jpg
 
5 days ago  

litespeed74: shiathole country.
Infrastructure blows
Justice system is a disaster
health care is a joke
We treat other humans like shiat.
But hey, at least you can own 15 guns.
But don't you dare talk bad about this country. Don't dare say how it needs to be better at just about everything.
Cuz you know...you are a traitor or a lib if you say so.


Yeah, all of this.
 
5 days ago  
Investigation
Indictment
Break their union over this
Abolish the Department
Start over
 
5 days ago  

6nome: wantingout: ...closer and closer to hitler's Germany every day.

Well, now we're further away because Trump is gone.


One might say we're fuhrer away, even.

/fark ICE
//a person says they're cold because the heat is off and you turn fans on them?
///DIAF.
 
5 days ago  

The Friendly Manual: BumpInTheNight: BumpInTheNight: Ass_Master_Flash: This is just lazy headline writing. Are you telling me you could not come up with a "Immigrants are ICE cold, Literally"

Some things are too deplorable to joke about.

Just going to point out that people who mark this point as funny are actual assholes.  Like I don't care what character you pretend or really are online, you are an asshole.

Welcometofark.jpg


Really? You got here in 2020. Not sure you're qualified to welcome anyone.
 
5 days ago  

mikaloyd: 0z79: If you spend enough time going through the threads, you can usually figure out who's most likely to laugh at people dying and suffering.

The Amish?


I'd name names, but I don't want to get banished. You may or may not be one of them, depending on the level of gloating over Texan deaths you've engaged in.
 
5 days ago  

aagrajag: 6nome: wantingout: ...closer and closer to hitler's Germany every day.

Well, now we're further away because Trump is gone.

-
...Trump The Kaiser is gone.

You've just begun the Weimar phase.

Things are going to seem as if they're getting - albeit slowly - better, but the reactionary right-wing/fascist forces have learned from their errors, and are presently regrouping.

Trump wasn't Hitler. The American Hitler is out there right now, but we will not learn his name for another three years or so.


We already know his name is Dick Cheney.
But he's pretty damn old, so maybe there will be another.
 
5 days ago  

0z79: mikaloyd: 0z79: If you spend enough time going through the threads, you can usually figure out who's most likely to laugh at people dying and suffering.

The Amish?

I'd name names, but I don't want to get banished. You may or may not be one of them, depending on the level of gloating over Texan deaths you've engaged in.


It's the ones who claim to be Christian.
 
5 days ago  

Begoggle: aagrajag: 6nome: wantingout: ...closer and closer to hitler's Germany every day.

Well, now we're further away because Trump is gone.

-
...Trump The Kaiser is gone.

You've just begun the Weimar phase.

Things are going to seem as if they're getting - albeit slowly - better, but the reactionary right-wing/fascist forces have learned from their errors, and are presently regrouping.

Trump wasn't Hitler. The American Hitler is out there right now, but we will not learn his name for another three years or so.

We already know his name is Dick Cheney.
But he's pretty damn old, so maybe there will be another.


Tom Cotton
 
5 days ago  

DarkSoulNoHope: Begoggle: aagrajag: 6nome: wantingout: ...closer and closer to hitler's Germany every day.

Well, now we're further away because Trump is gone.

-
...Trump The Kaiser is gone.

You've just begun the Weimar phase.

Things are going to seem as if they're getting - albeit slowly - better, but the reactionary right-wing/fascist forces have learned from their errors, and are presently regrouping.

Trump wasn't Hitler. The American Hitler is out there right now, but we will not learn his name for another three years or so.

We already know his name is Dick Cheney.
But he's pretty damn old, so maybe there will be another.

Tom Cotton


Jared Kushner
 
5 days ago  

AAAAGGGGHHHH: 0z79: A civilization is known for how they treat the least amongst them.

Side-note: Lethal injection is designed to cause maximum suffering, but if you bring that up to certain people? They'll say that the condemned should suffer for longer than five minutes.

...gee, I wonder why people get the impression that American civilization is SCREWED.

Why do you think the Founding Fathers Slave Owners banned "cruel and unusual punishment"? They knew these Yankee Doodle Chucklefarks had some REALLY disturbing imaginations.


Get woke
 
5 days ago  

Bennie Crabtree: You could just overrun the ICE facilities and remove the detainees, Americans.


I have been suggesting this for years now
Yes I would if I had ANY backup
 
5 days ago  

0z79: mikaloyd: 0z79: If you spend enough time going through the threads, you can usually figure out who's most likely to laugh at people dying and suffering.

The Amish?

I'd name names, but I don't want to get banished. You may or may not be one of them, depending on the level of gloating over Texan deaths you've engaged in.


I'll certainly keep your opinion in mind when I give mine on news stories. You do the same, OK?
 
5 days ago  
Maybe they should be sent somewhere warmer. Like Central or South America.
 
5 days ago  

Begoggle: 0z79: mikaloyd: 0z79: If you spend enough time going through the threads, you can usually figure out who's most likely to laugh at people dying and suffering.

The Amish?

I'd name names, but I don't want to get banished. You may or may not be one of them, depending on the level of gloating over Texan deaths you've engaged in.

It's the ones who claim to be Christian.


I didn't ask you. I have you Farked as "hates me". That should tell you how much I welcome your input.
 
5 days ago  

The Friendly Manual: BumpInTheNight: BumpInTheNight: Ass_Master_Flash: This is just lazy headline writing. Are you telling me you could not come up with a "Immigrants are ICE cold, Literally"

Some things are too deplorable to joke about.

Just going to point out that people who mark this point as funny are actual assholes.  Like I don't care what character you pretend or really are online, you are an asshole.

Welcometofark.jpg


Ok.
 
5 days ago  

mikaloyd: 0z79: If you spend enough time going through the threads, you can usually figure out who's most likely to laugh at people dying and suffering.

The Amish?


They just turn the other cheek.
 
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