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3925 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Feb 2021 at 5:55 PM (6 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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6 days ago  
 
6 days ago  
The way the wheel was still spinning while he was sitting in front of it digging it out, that video could have ended very differently.
 
6 days ago  
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I'm still laughing at that one.........if he knew how to drive he woulda known to keep his wheels STRAIGHT.......!!!!!!
 
6 days ago  
Canadians are so polite he's offering advice to the guy who just tried to steal from him.
 
6 days ago  
Again?  This guy has horrible luck.
 
6 days ago  
kinda wished he'd offered him some doughnuts and coffee while they wait for the cops.
 
6 days ago  
again?
 
6 days ago  
Did they blur out peoples faces but allow the whole address to be said in the video?  Did I hear that wrong?
 
6 days ago  
"It's going to your number. I don't know the number."

FFS.
 
6 days ago  

NeoCortex42: The way the wheel was still spinning while he was sitting in front of it digging it out, that video could have ended very differently.


Not likely.  The whole left side of the car was sitting on snow with the tire off the ground.  He would have had to move a lot of snow to be in trouble.  But I was sure hoping it would happen.
 
6 days ago  

IRestoreFurniture: Canadians are so polite he's offering advice to the guy who just tried to steal from him.


It's a bit of a dominance flex. The homeowner knows the guy is no threat to him, might as well rub it in.
 
6 days ago  
I hope he had enough contraband in the car to get some proper jail time.
 
6 days ago  
This is the best video I have seen in a while. "Want me to get you a shovel?"
 
6 days ago  

jtown: NeoCortex42: The way the wheel was still spinning while he was sitting in front of it digging it out, that video could have ended very differently.

Not likely.  The whole left side of the car was sitting on snow with the tire off the ground.  He would have had to move a lot of snow to be in trouble.  But I was sure hoping it would happen.


Darwin is more likely than you think.

discgolfguru: This is the best video I have seen in a while. "Want me to get you a shovel?"


Hell, I watched it with the sound off, and it's still the funniest thing I've seen in a long time
 
6 days ago  

jtown: NeoCortex42: The way the wheel was still spinning while he was sitting in front of it digging it out, that video could have ended very differently.

Not likely.  The whole left side of the car was sitting on snow with the tire off the ground.  He would have had to move a lot of snow to be in trouble.  But I was sure hoping it would happen.


I think that he means that a coat or some other clothing would have got caught on the spinning tire.

As someone who grew up on a ranch, STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ROTATING EQUIPMENT.
 
6 days ago  

HeadLever: jtown: NeoCortex42: The way the wheel was still spinning while he was sitting in front of it digging it out, that video could have ended very differently.

Not likely.  The whole left side of the car was sitting on snow with the tire off the ground.  He would have had to move a lot of snow to be in trouble.  But I was sure hoping it would happen.

I think that he means that a coat or some other clothing would have got caught on the spinning tire.

As someone who grew up on a ranch, STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ROTATING EQUIPMENT.


Most likely that, or even just the car shifting on the bank and that wheel suddenly finding traction.
 
6 days ago  
Superchunk - Package Thief
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6 days ago  
This one's a perennial fave of mine

Pommie Caravaning.....lol
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6 days ago  

NeoCortex42: Most likely that, or even just the car shifting on the bank and that wheel suddenly finding traction.


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6 days ago  
What Canadian doesn't know how to rock a car to get it unstuck?
 
6 days ago  

Mr. Fuzzypaws: What Canadian doesn't know how to rock a car to get it unstuck?


He was high centered. No rocking possible.
 
6 days ago  

SpectroBoy: Mr. Fuzzypaws: What Canadian doesn't know how to rock a car to get it unstuck?

He was high centered. No rocking possible.


He just needed a few friends
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6 days ago  
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6 days ago  

ChiliBoots: IRestoreFurniture: Canadians are so polite he's offering advice to the guy who just tried to steal from him.

It's a bit of a dominance flex. The homeowner knows the guy is no threat to him, might as well rub it in.


Yeah, he's basically mocking him and further taking away his hope that he's going to get free.
 
6 days ago  
Kids in the Hall - Try It Now
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6 days ago  

ChiliBoots: IRestoreFurniture: Canadians are so polite he's offering advice to the guy who just tried to steal from him.

It's a bit of a dominance flex. The homeowner knows the guy is no threat to him, might as well rub it in.


In America they shoot to determine dominance, which likely would have happened to this guy in certain states.
 
6 days ago  

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The GTA suburban architecture is immediately identifiable.
 
6 days ago  
Personally i woulda helped him get his car out. With a sledgehammer...
 
6 days ago  

Mr.Hawk: [Fark user image 400x400]


You're just the coolest.
 
6 days ago  

jtown: "It's going to your number. I don't know the number."

FFS.


Literally my wife in any emergency situation.
 
6 days ago  

AteMyBrain: Mr.Hawk: [Fark user image 400x400]

You're just the coolest.


THANKS!!

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6 days ago  
he will continue to do this until the snow melts, june or july possibly...
 
6 days ago  
Woman:
" something something sip of water..."

What?
 
6 days ago  
Midas Canada Police Chase Commercial
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6 days ago  
Man, you gotta walk behind the car and get the license plate number. Cops aren't going to do much work for an attempted theft, but if you hand them the evidence on a silver platter you might have a chance. Lucky he couldn't dig himself out.
 
6 days ago  

ChrisDe: Man, you gotta walk behind the car and get the license plate number. Cops aren't going to do much work for an attempted theft, but if you hand them the evidence on a silver platter you might have a chance. Lucky he couldn't dig himself out.


He got a full shot of the plate at the beginning while the car was in the driveway.
 
5 days ago  

discgolfguru: This is the best video I have seen in a while. "Want me to get you a shovel?"


I was hoping he'd get the shovel then break every car window with it.
 
5 days ago  

Gawain: ChrisDe: Man, you gotta walk behind the car and get the license plate number. Cops aren't going to do much work for an attempted theft, but if you hand them the evidence on a silver platter you might have a chance. Lucky he couldn't dig himself out.

He got a full shot of the plate at the beginning while the car was in the driveway.


Ah, Canada has front plates.
 
5 days ago  

ChrisDe: Gawain: ChrisDe: Man, you gotta walk behind the car and get the license plate number. Cops aren't going to do much work for an attempted theft, but if you hand them the evidence on a silver platter you might have a chance. Lucky he couldn't dig himself out.

He got a full shot of the plate at the beginning while the car was in the driveway.

Ah, Canada has front plates.


Yeah, but they are blurred by default
 
5 days ago  

ChrisDe: Gawain: ChrisDe: Man, you gotta walk behind the car and get the license plate number. Cops aren't going to do much work for an attempted theft, but if you hand them the evidence on a silver platter you might have a chance. Lucky he couldn't dig himself out.

He got a full shot of the plate at the beginning while the car was in the driveway.

Ah, Canada has front plates.


Ontario does.  Quebec doesn't (or didn't used to, they may have changed).  Not sure about the other provinces.
 
5 days ago  
Getting a kick out of this because a guy swiped my car at the gas station last night then tried to get away. I followed him, cops came. He lied about or refused to answer every question they asked like did you just drive this vehicle and where did all this damage come from? He was subsequently arrested for hit and run. I got to watch my own personal episode of cops. Sucks that the car got swiped but awesome aftermath. Guy was drunk but they couldn't hit him with DUI because he was already home when they approached him first. They didn't even want to. Legit they told the guy if he would have just complied when they showed up it would have been a civil matter. But he chose to lie. Whatever. His insurance is/was State Farm. Car goes in the shop this week. Then I'm sure he's canceled.
 
5 days ago  

ChrisDe: Man, you gotta walk behind the car and get the license plate number. Cops aren't going to do much work for an attempted theft, but if you hand them the evidence on a silver platter you might have a chance. Lucky he couldn't dig himself out.


I thought that too, but i think he had a front license plate that was greyed out.
 
5 days ago  

jtown: "It's going to your number. I don't know the number."

FFS.


Just commit 112 to memory, it works on every cellphone anywhere in the world even if the local number is different.
 
5 days ago  

ChrisDe: Man, you gotta walk behind the car and get the license plate number.


Most states and I'm fairly sure all provinces require a front plate.  The video had the front plate blurred out.
 
5 days ago  

ChrisDe: Man, you gotta walk behind the car and get the license plate number. Cops aren't going to do much work for an attempted theft, but if you hand them the evidence on a silver platter you might have a chance. Lucky he couldn't dig himself out.


Look at the video. .Car has front plates as well (Being Canada, they're blurred out, but they're there.
 
4 days ago  

colon_canoe: Getting a kick out of this because a guy swiped my car at the gas station last night then tried to get away. I followed him, cops came. He lied about or refused to answer every question they asked like did you just drive this vehicle and where did all this damage come from? He was subsequently arrested for hit and run. I got to watch my own personal episode of cops. Sucks that the car got swiped but awesome aftermath. Guy was drunk but they couldn't hit him with DUI because he was already home when they approached him first. They didn't even want to. Legit they told the guy if he would have just complied when they showed up it would have been a civil matter. But he chose to lie. Whatever. His insurance is/was State Farm. Car goes in the shop this week. Then I'm sure he's canceled.


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Lol. They sure work fast when their client has committed a crime. This was less than 72 hrs ago.
 
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