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(Daily Star)   Bargain-loving wife admits buying 'crusty' thongs from charity shops to save money and seduce her husband with them. Yeah pretty ewww, but think about the husband if he was also chewing on them (possible nsfw content on page)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line
    More: Sick, Lingerie, Charity shop, Undergarment, Used good, A Great Way to Care, shocked clerk replies, different outfits, typical lady  
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2787 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Feb 2021 at 7:50 PM (6 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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6 days ago  
Please tell me that "crusty" means something else over in England.  Lie if you must.
 
6 days ago  
Crusty Thongs is the name of my SpongeBob SquarePants erotica collection.
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
There's something wrong with her underwear.

....yeah, they're not in my mouth

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6 days ago  
Now bunch those panties up into a little ball, and shove them into your mouth

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6 days ago  
Scratch n sniff sale
 
6 days ago  
I read that as Crusty Things and thought it might have might have been leftover French baguettes.
/every time I click on the Star I regret it
 
6 days ago  
No vending machines to buy em from?
 
6 days ago  
Nothing gets my engine running like staying well under budget. Weelllllllll under, if you know what I mean.
 
6 days ago  
Oh, he knew. Did it anyway. Perhaps because.
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
For sale: 1 gently used thong. C/w sourdough starter.
 
6 days ago  
Plenty of EEEEWWW to go around.
Giving away old panties.
Selling old panties.
Buying old panties.
 
6 days ago  
Does England not have washing machines?

My best friend has sold panties in the past. Her most frequent customer pays extra if she's worn them for several days, worked out or masturbated in them or had her period.  Crusty is his fetish.

I'm told that panty selling is usually not worth the effort but if that's somebody's thing, let he who is without kink cast the first stone.
 
6 days ago  
Buying lingerie from a thrift store? A little skeevy but the stuff is way overpriced new and you can always wash it. Not sure I'd try it on in the store. I don't want someone else's cooties....or lice.

Haggling with the clerk over the already extremely cheap price? I'd tell her no deal but maybe they don't sell much used lingerie because people don't want to buy other's stained, lice ridden crotch decorations.

Booking an appointment with a salon to get your legs waxed and wanting them to cut the price in half because you brought your own stuff? Yeah now you're just being a coont. Do they make commission on their services? Because the place I work at you get commission for services. The employee is expecting to sell a $65 service and finding out they got stuck dealing with this cheap coont instead. I'd toss her ass out and tell her never come back.
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  

SumoJeb: likefunbutnot: Does England not have washing machines?

My best friend has sold panties in the past. Her most frequent customer pays extra if she's worn them for several days, worked out or masturbated in them or had her period.  Crusty is his fetish.

I'm told that panty selling is usually not worth the effort but if that's somebody's thing, let he who is without kink cast the first stone.

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STEREO TOTAL "tanzen in 4 eck"
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/this one plays embedded
 
6 days ago  
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Crusty thongs?  At least they aren't Gritty Thongs.
 
6 days ago  
The shocked staff member tells her she booked a $65 (£46.37) appointment, but Apple manages to convince her to lower the price.

I can't say I blame her. Sixty-five bucks for a leg-waxing is a (*puts on sunglasses*) "total rip-off".

YYYEEEEAAAHHHH
 
6 days ago  
After all these years, it turns out FARK IS your personal erotic site! 
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6 days ago  
was going to eww but look at pic ... hmm ... wash them first i'l go along.
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
Why can I smell this headline?😩
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
Now I was some deep dish pizza from somewhere in Chitown
 
6 days ago  
I thought lingerie was sexy back when I was 12 and furiously whacking it to the fredricks of hollywood catalog. But once I got my hands on a real girl that wore off pretty quick. Just give me a naked woman please. KISS
 
6 days ago  

wax_on: I thought lingerie was sexy back when I was 12 and furiously whacking it to the fredricks of hollywood catalog. But once I got my hands on a real girl that wore off pretty quick. Just give me a naked woman please. KISS


Actually miss Benny Hill.
 
6 days ago  
What did the blind man say as he walked past the fish market?


"Morning ladies"
 
6 days ago  
Ugh.
She's probably a free bleeder that air dries as well to save $$
 
6 days ago  

Pinner: Ugh.
She's probably a free bleeder that air dries as well to save $$


😳🤮
 
6 days ago  

ShamanGator: What did the blind man say as he walked past the fish market?


"Morning ladies"


I'm be of my favorite insults is "more confused than a blind lesbian in a fish market."
 
6 days ago  

Kalyco Jack: ShamanGator: What did the blind man say as he walked past the fish market?


"Morning ladies"

I'm be of my favorite insults is "more confused than a blind lesbian in a fish market."


That seems to work better as a "kid in an candy store" riff.
 
6 days ago  
Read that as 'crusty things.'

Figured he got lead poising or they found another of those active grenades the hard way.
 
6 days ago  

MechaPyx: Buying lingerie from a thrift store? A little skeevy but the stuff is way overpriced new and you can always wash it. Not sure I'd try it on in the store. I don't want someone else's cooties....or lice.

Haggling with the clerk over the already extremely cheap price? I'd tell her no deal but maybe they don't sell much used lingerie because people don't want to buy other's stained, lice ridden crotch decorations.

Booking an appointment with a salon to get your legs waxed and wanting them to cut the price in half because you brought your own stuff? Yeah now you're just being a coont. Do they make commission on their services? Because the place I work at you get commission for services. The employee is expecting to sell a $65 service and finding out they got stuck dealing with this cheap coont instead. I'd toss her ass out and tell her never come back.


Yeah, I was actually more disgusted by her entitled haggling than the crusty thong.

The stylist lost an appointment slot for a real customer and had to deal with her wasting more of their time with her nickel and diming. She could have saved plenty of money just shaving her legs and doing her own hair but needed to be an attention whore and ruin the day of a bunch of customer service people all over town to prepare for her "romantic" evening. It probably gets her moist.

What a garbage person.
 
6 days ago  

jim32rr: Now I was some deep dish pizza from somewhere in Chitown


'Want' not 'Was' .... Farksticks 🍺
 
6 days ago  
The Jazz Discharge Party Hats
Youtube hgWbbegTQtw
 
6 days ago  
Does anyone remember 1993?

Bill Clinton and his wife, First Lady Hillary Rodham Clinton, have been spending the past few months gathering up unwanted belongings -- from old shoes to shower curtains to jogging shorts to, yes, apparently used underwear...
 
6 days ago  

bud jones: [YouTube video: The Jazz Discharge Party Hats]


See also "Madison Panty Rap"

/welded together
//China syndrome
///Jesus!
 
6 days ago  
Ball em up and throw em at a wall. If they don't stick, buy em!
 
6 days ago  

maxandgrinch: Does anyone remember 1993?

Bill Clinton and his wife, First Lady Hillary Rodham Clinton, have been spending the past few months gathering up unwanted belongings -- from old shoes to shower curtains to jogging shorts to, yes, apparently used underwear...


This is not a repeat..
From the other times Bill Clinton gathered up used underwear...
 
6 days ago  
I don't like anything about this. Not the headline, not the article, not the mental images I'll be stuck with, NONE OF IT.
 
6 days ago  

bud jones: [YouTube video: The Jazz Discharge Party Hats]


Thank you
 
6 days ago  

jim32rr: jim32rr: Now I was some deep dish pizza from somewhere in Chitown

'Want' not 'Was' .... Farksticks 🍺


Way to ruin the fantasy.
 
6 days ago  
*hork*

Well there goes my beer.
 
5 days ago  
"Crusty Thongs" is the title of my porno homage to "Stranger Things"
 
5 days ago  

likefunbutnot: Does England not have washing machines?

My best friend has sold panties in the past. Her most frequent customer pays extra if she's worn them for several days, worked out or masturbated in them or had her period.  Crusty is his fetish.

I'm told that panty selling is usually not worth the effort but if that's somebody's thing, let he who is without kink cast the first stone.


That's not the weirdest thing for sale on the internet. I saw some chick the other day advertising lollipops made out of he piss.

My big problem with all this isnt that weirdos are buying it or people are selling it... it's that someone out there is farting into jars and selling it online and I have to go to work.

Maybe my attitude IS the problem. Maybe I just need to start up an only fan's page and start hawking my rank boxers or my face stubble. Maybe there ARE masses of people waiting for market access to average 30 something dad laundry and belly lint.

Any takers?
 
5 days ago  
Sounds like they've found their kink. I'm glad they found each other.
 
5 days ago  
Why was she coming out of the dressing room to look in the mirror? Don't they have mirrors in their dressing room?

Oh wait, I know, because it's FAKE!
 
5 days ago  
There is an Aussie saying which goes "What do you do for a crust?" which means "What do you do for a living?"

https://travelnq.com/australian-slang​/

This leads to a very rude and amusing joke answer to that question:

"I don't change my undies for a week!"
 
5 days ago  
People who haggle already cheap things can die in a farking fire.

When something is already cheap, it's usually because the seller doesn't want to deal with the hassle of haggling.

I like to think of myself as stingy as fark, but I almost never haggle. I just wait, or go without. Especially on luxuries. The only time I would haggle is on a car at market price, as it's established norm to raise the price expecting negotiation. But if it was below market price (and cheap enough for me to buy), I'd be standing there, cash in hand. In, out, don't waste their time.

And farked if I would ever haggle a service. If someone haggles a service I'm providing I usually just tell them to get farked.
 
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