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(ABC 33/40 Birmingham)   Moizza Hennesizza buy 50% shizza in Jigga's Champizza   (abc3340.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, Moet Hennessy, LVMH, Mot et Chandon, Jay-Z's Champagne brand, stake, LVMH brands, Champagne, Chardonnay  
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6 days ago  
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Steptoe:
Listen, I went through a lot of expense to make this a romantic evening. I even got some pink Champagne chilling in the refrigerator.
Son:
You bought Champagne?
Steptoe:
Well, not really. It's really ginger ale and Ripple. See, I call it Champipple.
 
6 days ago  
Wut

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6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
Are you having a stroke, subby? Should we call 911 for you?
 
6 days ago  
No points for guessing where the afterparty dinner will be held....
 
6 days ago  
I'm so unhip, I thought the headline was yiddish


/L'chaim!
 
6 days ago  
Next up for investment:

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6 days ago  
Know why Snoop Dogg always has an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.
 
6 days ago  
Q) Why are they pooling their money for dinner?
A: Fo' Sizzla
 
6 days ago  
This headline is so white that it depleted the orchard of a coleslaw ingredient.
 
6 days ago  

mateomaui: Next up for investment:

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If i am ever ever a parent, to quote a tumblr post "my kid will have to call me bruh, or something." That word is ruined for me.
 
6 days ago  
This headline is either an excerpt of lyrics from a Snoop Dog song, or a collection of entirely new racial slurs which haven't yet been programmed into the Fark filter.

Possibly both.
 
5 days ago  

aagrajag: This headline is either an excerpt of lyrics from a Snoop Dog song, or a collection of entirely new racial slurs which haven't yet been programmed into the Fark filter.

Possibly both.


Snoop Dogg didn't start it - he only used it way too much.

Frankie Smith - Double Dutch Bus (Official Music Video)
Youtube fK9hK82r-AM
 
5 days ago  

cyberspacedout: aagrajag: This headline is either an excerpt of lyrics from a Snoop Dog song, or a collection of entirely new racial slurs which haven't yet been programmed into the Fark filter.

Possibly both.

Snoop Dogg didn't start it - he only used it way too much.

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That one always makes me think of Missy Elliott's sample, with bonus Ludacris awesomeness (A South Park reference in MY rap song? It's more likely than you think).

AFAIC, one of the best hip hop songs of all time.

Missy Elliott - Gossip Folks [Official Music Video]
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