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911 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Feb 2021 at 5:29 PM (6 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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6 days ago  
My dentist also gives prostate exams, free of charge. Take that, for-profit healthcare!
 
6 days ago  

foo monkey: My dentist also gives prostate exams, free of charge. Take that, for-profit healthcare!


Does he put his hands on your shoulders to comfort you?
 
6 days ago  
Quokkas or GTFO.

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6 days ago  
The koala pun is probably not original but I've never heard it before. *groan that last for 5 seconds*
/subby owes me a beer
 
6 days ago  

foo monkey: My dentist also gives prostate exams, free of charge. Take that, for-profit healthcare!


Is that something they teach at dentist school?  "How to access the prostate from the patient's mouth, while filling a cavity"

NTTAWWT
 
6 days ago  
The koala tea of mercy is not strained.
 
6 days ago  

Albert911emt: foo monkey: My dentist also gives prostate exams, free of charge. Take that, for-profit healthcare!

Is that something they teach at dentist school?  "How to access the prostate from the patient's mouth, while filling a cavity"

NTTAWWT


Odd. I once had a doctor attempt to access my mouth while giving me a prostrate exam.
I nicknamed him Salad Fingers.
 
6 days ago  
They're damn good at defanging bumbles, too.
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6 days ago  

rnatalie: The koala tea of mercy is not strained.


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6 days ago  

Mister Buttons: Quokkas or GTFO.

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I have to agree. I used to love koalas, until I learned they're just the most helpless critters that eat leaves they can't digest at first and they bellow like little demons from hell. Not to mention the whole chlamydia thing.

Quokkas may be just as helpless, but they don't have all those other issues that seem so counterintuitive to their very existence. And they're the "happiest" looking little buggers on the planet.
 
6 days ago  

foo monkey: My dentist also gives prostate exams, free of charge. Take that, for-profit healthcare!


A koalanoscopy
 
6 days ago  

rnatalie: The koala tea of mercy is not strained.


Eucaliptons?
 
6 days ago  
A rescued koala in Australia

You didn't have to tell me that it was in Australia. I'd already worked that out from the koala part.

Fun fact: Koala fingerprints are nearly indistinguishable from human fingerprints. Best CSI episode ever.
 
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6 days ago  

Mr. Shabooboo: foo monkey: My dentist also gives prostate exams, free of charge. Take that, for-profit healthcare!

Does he put his hands on your shoulders to comfort you?


Yes he does daddy

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