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(CBS Pittsburgh)   Protip: Don't go to the police station to file a complaint while drunk, especially if you are under age. Also, don't drive there   (pittsburgh.cbslocal.com) divider line
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6 days ago  
I'll just go ahead and assume Chad and Ethan are white.
 
6 days ago  
How is a drunk person supposed to remember all those rules?
 
6 days ago  
ACAB
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6 days ago  
Let me guess, they were there to complain that someone stole their alcohol/weed...
 
6 days ago  
subby: Don't go to the police station to file a complaint while drunk, especially if you are under age. Also, don't drive there

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6 days ago  
It's almost as if alcohol and stupidity combine to produce even worse decisions than they do individually. Someone needs to study this.
 
6 days ago  
Something something Karen something White Claw something manager.
 
6 days ago  
I want to know more about the incident they were complaining about, which I'd wager was just as stupid. Except that they then spent half a day drinking and griping about it with a list of we-should-have said arguments they brought to the station--and the police wouldn't even listen to them.
 
6 days ago  
"Kiss Kim in the what??"
 
6 days ago  
CSB

Back in the 90's a drunk pulled up to a speaker box and began ordering food.  Unfortunately for him, it was at a police station in North St. Louis.  Pretty dumb being him.

Well, there were a couple of radio stations in town (Google Radio Stations) and they each had their Morning Zoo or Breakfast Club or Showgram.  They were always trying to out do each other.  One of them gets the bright idea to go out to the police station and do the same thing.  Only since he's sober, what can the cops do, right?  Turned out he had an out of state warrant and the cops arrested him.
 
6 days ago  
"What?  When I get drunk, I seek out bacon..."
 
6 days ago  
So young yet so stupid.
 
6 days ago  
Co-worker did just this back in the late 80s. Sat afternoon bar, drives home parks in the street calls cops to complain about sewer grate almost swallowing his tire, cop smells his breath, asks him , "Did you just drive here?" "Yes?" Instant dui, LOL.
 
6 days ago  
F*cking Chad, man.
 
6 days ago  
to complain about a previous incident involving police that took place earlier that day.

"Intoxicated"

I don't believe anything the pigs say.
 
6 days ago  
Just maybe don't talk to the police at all.
 
6 days ago  
Actually, if you're going to drink and drive please go to the police station to file a complaint, the friendly officer will be sure to correct your ignorance.
 
6 days ago  

indylaw: Just maybe don't talk to the police at all.


this should be taught in school.
 
6 days ago  
See here in Australia the legal driving age is the same as the legal drinking age so everything's nice and simple. Also almost every town has at least one place where you can buy alcohol without leaving your vehicle. That's why it's known as God's Own Country.
 
6 days ago  
"Chad" and "Ethan."  Of course.
 
6 days ago  
According to police, the two arrived at the station while intoxicated while wanting to complain about a previous incident involving police that took place earlier that day.

Ossifer, I would like to complain about your agree, eggsgre, egjesus, er, your atrocious behavior
this morning.
 
5 days ago  
MD: Two Dumb Kids Try To Rob Police Station
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