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(NJ.com)   COVID comic shows how the vaccines work. Missing are the nanobot trackers and obedience agents   (projects.nj.com) divider line
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6 days ago  
Explain it to me in Star Wars.
 
6 days ago  

skyotter: Explain it to me in Star Wars.


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6 days ago  
The vaccine is like Yoda and teaches your body the Force.
 
6 days ago  

skyotter: Explain it to me in Star Wars.


It was a good idea but  Disney made everyone hate it.
 
6 days ago  

skyotter: Explain it to me in Star Wars.


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6 days ago  
Is the vaccine a Gates-way drug?
 
6 days ago  

skyotter: Explain it to me in Star Wars.


The vaccine is like midichlorians and I've lost you already. No one wants to hear about midichlorians.
 
6 days ago  

jtown: skyotter: Explain it to me in Star Wars.

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Damnit!
 
6 days ago  
Your agonizer please.
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
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/good luck with that
 
6 days ago  
I got vaccinated and a few days later I was shopping for a new phone with 5G!

/study it out
//5G was like $250 more expensive
///went with 4G and I'll just sacrifice a baby to Bill Gates or something instead
 
6 days ago  
I've had mine and given about 5,000 shots so far. You'll be fine.
 
6 days ago  
Subby missed the emitters of the commands from our lizard overlords, long may they reign.
 
6 days ago  
There's no obedience agents. The chips induce sterility in those with undesirable traits.
 
6 days ago  
Comics?  Cool.  So, like, is the U.S. Army gonna print a comic book with pretty girls, an official Field Manual number, and instructions on how to receive a vaccination?
 
6 days ago  

Trik: There's no obedience agents. The chips induce sterility in those with undesirable traits.


Of course I'm not married, the govt mandated microchip induced sterility!
BTW, Have you seen these YouTube videos?
 
6 days ago  
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For those who don't quite believe it.
 
6 days ago  
I had my second Pfizer shot a few days ago, and I don't have any cold symptoms or anything, just some soreness that an Aleve took care of.  Is that normal?  I heard that the second shot was supposed to be worse than the first, so is there something wrong with my immune system or something?  😕
 
6 days ago  

Circle Girl: I had my second Pfizer shot a few days ago, and I don't have any cold symptoms or anything, just some soreness that an Aleve took care of.  Is that normal?  I heard that the second shot was supposed to be worse than the first, so is there something wrong with my immune system or something?  😕


My coworker and I had the same reaction from our second shot of the Pfizer vaccine. One of my best friends had the rougher reaction from the Moderna vaccine though, she had a fever and soreness for a few days.
 
6 days ago  

Circle Girl: I had my second Pfizer shot a few days ago, and I don't have any cold symptoms or anything, just some soreness that an Aleve took care of.  Is that normal?  I heard that the second shot was supposed to be worse than the first, so is there something wrong with my immune system or something?  😕


if you don't feel anything in the first few days that means you're in the control group and will be mind controlled later.
 
6 days ago  

luckyeddie: Is the vaccine a Gates-way drug?


You'll start using Bing.
 
6 days ago  
and anyone who takes it is part of the phase 3 trial!
 
6 days ago  

Gordon Bennett: skyotter: Explain it to me in Star Wars.

The vaccine is like midichlorians and I've lost you already. No one wants to hear about midichlorians.


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6 days ago  

Circle Girl: I had my second Pfizer shot a few days ago, and I don't have any cold symptoms or anything, just some soreness that an Aleve took care of.  Is that normal?  I heard that the second shot was supposed to be worse than the first, so is there something wrong with my immune system or something?  😕


No, you're good. This question has come up a lot but in studies a sizable percentage (between 30 and 50% depending on the study you're looking at) did not have any reaction beyond injection site pain. Couple of sources to help ease your mind:

https://www.cdc.gov/vaccines/covid-19​/​info-by-product/pfizer/reactogenicity.​html

https://www.wcnc.com/article/news/ver​i​fy/verify-covid-19-shots-no-side-effec​ts-effective/275-5c1299b9-ab68-4124-84​5b-47ccbfd413c9

https://www.aljazeera.com/features/20​2​1/2/21/what-are-the-side-effects-of-th​e-covid-19-vaccines
 
5 days ago  
The obedience agents are not in there. They're in the social media brain programming curriculum.
 
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