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(The Scottish Sun)   Brazilian football legend Pele says he's had so many affairs with women over the years he doesn't know how many kids he's spawned, could be something like a Brazzzzzzzilian   (thescottishsun.co.uk) divider line
    More: Interesting, FIFA World Cup, Pel, So Paulo, World Cup, Brazil, 57-year-old former model, Pele claims, Minas Gerais  
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2021-02-18 5:11:59 AM  
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2021-02-18 6:13:51 AM  
No wonder he looks like shiat, he must have a brazillion stds.  Nice job on avoiding raising the little bastards though.  He's a stud.
 
2021-02-18 6:59:47 AM  
Fark filters need readjusted to block all variations of Brazilian. SO. HACK.
 
2021-02-18 9:42:58 AM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Fark filters need readjusted to block all variations of Brazilian. SO. HACK.


I know. I can't count the number of times I've complained about this. If only there was a number that could represent my count,.
 
2021-02-18 9:49:44 AM  

Zybar Fooman's Three-Headed Child: I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Fark filters need readjusted to block all variations of Brazilian. SO. HACK.

I know. I can't count the number of times I've complained about this. If only there was a number that could represent my count,.


Probably a Brazill-  Er, wait.
 
2021-02-18 10:06:54 AM  

Zybar Fooman's Three-Headed Child: I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Fark filters need readjusted to block all variations of Brazilian. SO. HACK.

I know. I can't count the number of times I've complained about this. If only there was a number that could represent my count,.


One thousand million.
 
2021-02-18 10:14:32 AM  
A just society needs rules to function properly, do not break them.

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I like that his instinct was to immediately flop upon farking up even though there was nobody capable of inflicting the grievous offense anywhere near him. The mindset of a normal human being would realize that he is contemplating the ridiculous but it took him years of honing his elite level grass diving instincts to the point that they overrode his common sense, much respect for all of the hard work put in.
 
2021-02-18 10:23:30 AM  
Shawn Kemp nods his head in admiration
 
2021-02-18 10:32:36 AM  

WoodyHayes: A just society needs rules to function properly, do not break them.

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I like that his instinct was to immediately flop upon farking up even though there was nobody capable of inflicting the grievous offense anywhere near him. The mindset of a normal human being would realize that he is contemplating the ridiculous but it took him years of honing his elite level grass diving instincts to the point that they overrode his common sense, much respect for all of the hard work put in.


I'm sure the ball got a yellow card for that.
 
2021-02-18 10:49:38 AM  

WoodyHayes: I like that his instinct was to immediately flop upon farking up


From experience, he might have pulled something (clip is too short for a full verdict).

I had a free shot, no one covering me, ran up to the 18 line, leg fully back ready to cream the ball.  It took a weird hop and I wound up with a 100% strength and effort slap at the air.   fell down, tried to get back up, fell down again, the third time, i finally felt something.   with no resistance in my kick, I ripped my hamstring.   Looked much like what he did.
 
2021-02-18 11:19:08 AM  

toetag: WoodyHayes: I like that his instinct was to immediately flop upon farking up

From experience, he might have pulled something (clip is too short for a full verdict).

I had a free shot, no one covering me, ran up to the 18 line, leg fully back ready to cream the ball.  It took a weird hop and I wound up with a 100% strength and effort slap at the air.   fell down, tried to get back up, fell down again, the third time, i finally felt something.   with no resistance in my kick, I ripped my hamstring.   Looked much like what he did.


Have done same while playing on a pitch that resembled the surface of the moon, but with less grass.
 
2021-02-18 11:24:03 AM  

KC Dutchman: Shawn Kemp nods his head in admiration


Travis Henry throws knucks.
 
2021-02-18 11:24:05 AM  
Good for him. You don't put in all that time to be the best at something and not chase down every piece of tail who glances at you. Unfortunately for me, over-55 bowling and mountain bike groupies don't exist. Also, I don't see my wife being as cool with the whole "cheating" thing as Pele's.
 
2021-02-18 11:57:13 AM  

WoodyHayes: A just society needs rules to function properly, do not break them.

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I like that his instinct was to immediately flop upon farking up even though there was nobody capable of inflicting the grievous offense anywhere near him. The mindset of a normal human being would realize that he is contemplating the ridiculous but it took him years of honing his elite level grass diving instincts to the point that they overrode his common sense, much respect for all of the hard work put in.


That is farking hilarious. Though I'll allow the small chance he actually pulled something with that wild swing.

/more likely a Limas Sweed situation though
 
2021-02-18 2:34:41 PM  
Xuxa
 
2021-02-18 2:51:13 PM  
Someone with a God-given talent of slipping shots past the goalie should use better judgement.
 
2021-02-19 12:14:18 AM  

Zybar Fooman's Three-Headed Child: I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Fark filters need readjusted to block all variations of Brazilian. SO. HACK.

I know. I can't count the number of times I've complained about this. If only there was a number that could represent my count,.


A plethora...
 
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