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(Japan Today)   Malaysian national and two daughters arrested trying to smuggle illegal drugs into Japan by hiding them inside ceramic dolls of characters from Disney film "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs." Dopey, Speedy and Spacy?   (japantoday.com) divider line
    More: Strange, Smuggling, Chiba Prefecture, Illegal drug trade, Japan, illegal drugs, ceramic dolls of characters, Wong Siewmin, Seven Dwarfs  
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2021-02-18 1:52:39 AM  
Will he be charged in Malaysia?
 
2021-02-18 1:54:53 AM  
Man, they are farked when Disney hears about this
 
2021-02-18 1:55:41 AM  
The Japanese authorities have confiscated the stimulant drugs, weighing about 6 kilograms and estimated to have a street value of around 384 million yen, that were concealed in dwarf and apple ceramics.

Hold on, lemme do my cop math here.  Current exchange rate is one Yen equals 0.0094 USD.  Multiply by 384 million, divide by 6000, carry the bullshiat, aaaand

Whatever they were smuggling sells for $601.60 per gram, USD.
 
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2021-02-18 2:03:43 AM  
Who doesn't travel with fruit and Disney ceramics that weigh too much?  It's totally normal, how did they ever get caught?
 
2021-02-18 2:24:20 AM  
Meanwhile drunk businessmen are free to go about the train station ... and the cars ... and the stairwells. Wherever they need to go they will.

/ Yes that's a pee pun.
 
2021-02-18 2:29:21 AM  
Dopey, Speedy, Spacey, Tweaky, Trippy, Sniffly, and Horse.
 
2021-02-18 2:36:23 AM  

TorpedoOrca: Man, they are farked when Disney hears about this


Lulz.

Yeah....you don't fark with The Mouse.
 
2021-02-18 2:37:53 AM  

Monkeyfark Ridiculous: Dopey, Speedy, Spacey, Tweaky, Trippy, Sniffly, and Horse.


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2021-02-18 2:39:39 AM  
And Snow White knows how to take the edge off.

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2021-02-18 4:31:34 AM  

foo monkey: The Japanese authorities have confiscated the stimulant drugs, weighing about 6 kilograms and estimated to have a street value of around 384 million yen, that were concealed in dwarf and apple ceramics.

Hold on, lemme do my cop math here.  Current exchange rate is one Yen equals 0.0094 USD.  Multiply by 384 million, divide by 6000, carry the bullshiat, aaaand

Whatever they were smuggling sells for $601.60 per gram, USD.


Either they included the weight of the ceramics or calculated Acapulco Gold at the price of actual gold.
 
2021-02-18 4:49:06 AM  

foo monkey: The Japanese authorities have confiscated the stimulant drugs, weighing about 6 kilograms and estimated to have a street value of around 384 million yen, that were concealed in dwarf and apple ceramics.

Hold on, lemme do my cop math here.  Current exchange rate is one Yen equals 0.0094 USD.  Multiply by 384 million, divide by 6000, carry the bullshiat, aaaand

Whatever they were smuggling sells for $601.60 per gram, USD.


Drugs in Japan are SUPER EXPENSIVE and very hard to find, presumably because the extreme jail time if caught.  I don't know if there is cop math involved, but I do know that even MJ is around $50 per gram and it's not even that good (so I'm told ::cough cough::) and you'll get 5 years in jail pretty much guaranteed if you get caught and are not famous.
 
2021-02-18 5:30:53 AM  
I've had a Dopey magnet on my refrigerator door since I was a young adult. It's a subtle way to let new friends know I party.

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2021-02-18 6:24:08 AM  
No George Carlin quote? Fark, I am disappoint.
 
2021-02-18 6:28:10 AM  
Happy was in to grass, and grass alone.
Grumpy - too much speed.
Dopey was in to everything.
Sneezy was a full-blown coke freak.
Sleepy was in to reds.
Doc was a connection.
And the one everyone forgets, because he was bashful.
Bashful wasn't in to drugs, he was paranoid on his own.
- George  Carlin

/from memory, might be off a bit
//definitely forgot some of the details on Dopey
///not the most pathetic thing that I have memorized
 
2021-02-18 7:40:56 AM  

loser0: Happy was in to grass, and grass alone.
Grumpy - too much speed.
Dopey was in to everything.
Sneezy was a full-blown coke freak.
Sleepy was in to reds.
Doc was a connection.
And the one everyone forgets, because he was bashful.
Bashful wasn't in to drugs, he was paranoid on his own.
- George  Carlin

/from memory, might be off a bit
//definitely forgot some of the details on Dopey
///not the most pathetic thing that I have memorized


Beat me to it...and you nailed it. It's from his Toledo Window Box album.
 
2021-02-18 8:30:41 AM  

bughunter: Monkeyfark Ridiculous: Dopey, Speedy, Spacey, Tweaky, Trippy, Sniffly, and Horse.

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2021-02-18 8:38:07 AM  
Smuggling during a time where there's reduced travelers and thus there's time to scrutinize everybody more? Brilliant plan.
 
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