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2021-02-16 9:36:54 AM  
K.B. - She Fat
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2021-02-16 9:52:30 AM  
People celebrate this day by drinking and binging on all the rich, fatty foods - ... eggs, ...

Shut your damn pie hole.  Eggs are one of the healthiest single foods you can eat.  Egg whites are the ideal protein.
 
2021-02-16 11:14:49 AM  
You're fat because "Fat Tuesday" is really no different than the rest of the days of your life and you aren't giving up a damn thing for "Lent" and will continue eating and drinking like a glutton because you are weak and lack will power.
 
2021-02-16 11:52:33 AM  
This

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+ this

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is why I'm fat.

/not actually fat
//still only 160 lbs
 
2021-02-16 11:55:14 AM  
Whoa, apologies Farkers.

That showed up way too big.
 
2021-02-16 12:03:39 PM  
Seriously, f*ck that website. 5 popups fighting for supremacy as soon as i open the page
 
2021-02-16 12:05:29 PM  
I weigh about 90 pounds on both of our bathroom scales.

At the same time, one foot on each. Isn't that how you verify their accuracy?
 
2021-02-16 12:08:47 PM  
Bad Manners - Lip Up Fatty (Aplauso) (1981) (HD)
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2021-02-16 12:09:54 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: You're fat because "Fat Tuesday" is really no different than the rest of the days of your life and you aren't giving up a damn thing for "Lent" and will continue eating and drinking like a glutton because you are weak and lack will power.


Wow, somebody's bitter today. I bet some sugar would sweeten that disposition!
 
2021-02-16 12:10:21 PM  
The date for Mardi Gras, or Fat Tuesday keeps changing. This year, it falls on Feb. 22.


This year its next monday?
 
2021-02-16 12:13:16 PM  
Homemade gumbo and bignets for us today.
 
2021-02-16 12:15:20 PM  
I'm considering bookmarking this thread in case it becomes a proper Mardi Gras thread. I'll let you know when I've made my decision.
 
2021-02-16 12:15:54 PM  

lifeslammer: The date for Mardi Gras, or Fat Tuesday keeps changing. This year, it falls on Feb. 22.


This year its next monday?


Yo' Tuesday's so fat, it fills the whole week!
 
2021-02-16 12:18:33 PM  

blatz514: Whoa, apologies Farkers.

That showed up way too big.


It's just fine, and loves me a burger with a stout glaze.
 
2021-02-16 12:23:54 PM  
Fat Tuesday may be the only 'religious' holiday I observe.  But at least I observe it every Tuesday.
 
2021-02-16 12:26:59 PM  

blatz514: Whoa, apologies Farkers.
That showed up way too big.


Accident, or appropriate?
 
2021-02-16 12:34:54 PM  

blatz514: Whoa, apologies Farkers.

That showed up way too big.


Thanks, now I want a burger.

// also wanted a burger before.
 
2021-02-16 12:41:36 PM  
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2021-02-16 12:42:40 PM  
I'm luvin every minute of it.......Truth bein told the reason why I'm fat is simple......I treats EVERYDAY as  Fat Tuesday only just 368 days of the year Fellow Farkerz!!!!
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Yupperz that be'a me......!!!!!!
 
2021-02-16 1:00:35 PM  

blatz514: This

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+ this

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is why I'm fat.

/not actually fat
//still only 160 lbs


sure sure, only 160 lbs. but you're 2' tall.
 
2021-02-16 1:08:43 PM  
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2021-02-16 1:27:53 PM  

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How is toilet even possible? Much down and to the left?
 
2021-02-16 1:47:59 PM  
 
2021-02-16 1:56:30 PM  

blatz514: Whoa, apologies Farkers.

That showed up way too big.


TWSS?
 
2021-02-16 2:22:17 PM  
"We're going to Mardi Gras maaaan"

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2021-02-16 3:08:48 PM  
https://www.wwoz.org/listen/player/

Dr. John guest DJ set from 1994 just started at 2CT
 
2021-02-16 3:16:24 PM  
I miss this website

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2021-02-16 3:39:47 PM  
Ah, Fat Tuesday, one of the most Canadian of days.  "Maple syrup for dinner?  I'm soory, is that even allowed???  I'M GOING OUT ON THE SKIDOO AND DOING DOUGHNUTS ON THE ICE MARY!!!"
 
2021-02-17 8:20:24 AM  
Weed and a freezer full of popsicles?
 
2021-02-17 8:34:02 AM  

Rene ala Carte: Homemade gumbo and bignets for us today.


Hmmm New Orleans beignets
 
amb
2021-02-17 8:43:57 AM  

EdgeRunner: lifeslammer: The date for Mardi Gras, or Fat Tuesday keeps changing. This year, it falls on Feb. 22.


This year its next monday?

Yo' Tuesday's so fat, it fills the whole week!


In high school we got the whole week off for Mardi Gras. My family moved to Louisiana when I started 10th grade. After the first year there, we went on vacation to ski instead of staying around for Mardi Gras.

Every once in a while I'd get slightly nostalgic for king cake. Then a couple years ago a vendor sent one to the office. It is just a sugar & icing covered coffee cake. Not so nostalgic anymore
 
2021-02-17 11:43:34 AM  

amb: EdgeRunner: lifeslammer: The date for Mardi Gras, or Fat Tuesday keeps changing. This year, it falls on Feb. 22.


This year its next monday?

Yo' Tuesday's so fat, it fills the whole week!

In high school we got the whole week off for Mardi Gras. My family moved to Louisiana when I started 10th grade. After the first year there, we went on vacation to ski instead of staying around for Mardi Gras.

Every once in a while I'd get slightly nostalgic for king cake. Then a couple years ago a vendor sent one to the office. It is just a sugar & icing covered coffee cake. Not so nostalgic anymore


Still better than fruitcake or candy corn, though. There's definitely worse junk food a celebration can be connected with.
 
2021-02-17 12:28:55 PM  
Family Guy 15x18 'We All Just Blocking The Street' mp4
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