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(Twitter)   "We need women like [Marjorie Taylor-Greene] in there, otherwise these Democrats are gonna keep eating babies and cutting the faces off of them." Not so fast, Subby is serving 'baby face appetizers' at his Superb Owl party   (twitter.com) divider line
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2021-02-04 1:34:41 PM  
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2021-02-04 1:38:01 PM  
Subby, you monster!!!  Why would you eat their faces?

Everyone knows the best parts of babies are cooking the limbs like chicken wings.

It's like you've never eaten baby wings before!
 
2021-02-04 1:38:16 PM  
What the fark?
 
2021-02-04 1:42:16 PM  
Man he reached right over to the panic button
 
2021-02-04 1:43:24 PM  

Im_Gumby: Subby, you monster!!!  Why would you eat their faces?

Everyone knows the best parts of babies are cooking the limbs like chicken wings.

It's like you've never eaten baby wings before!



Where do you think we get baby back ribs?
 
2021-02-04 1:47:18 PM  
When you consider right wingers capacity for projection and this weird obsession with liberals farking and eating babies, its gotta make you a little uneasy.
 
2021-02-04 1:47:38 PM  

Ginnungagap42: Im_Gumby: Subby, you monster!!!  Why would you eat their faces?

Everyone knows the best parts of babies are cooking the limbs like chicken wings.

It's like you've never eaten baby wings before!


Where do you think we get baby back ribs?


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2021-02-04 1:48:30 PM  
How was that not a prank call?  I don't get it.  People really believe this.
 
2021-02-04 1:53:35 PM  
 
2021-02-04 1:58:34 PM  

Ginnungagap42: Im_Gumby: Subby, you monster!!!  Why would you eat their faces?

Everyone knows the best parts of babies are cooking the limbs like chicken wings.

It's like you've never eaten baby wings before!


Where do you think we get baby back ribs?


Chilis.  Duh.
 
2021-02-04 2:03:13 PM  
What's even more odd is that he thinks MTG could actually do anything about it if they were actually eating babies.
 
2021-02-04 2:10:32 PM  
He finished it up by saying Liz Cheney should be expelled from Congress.

I'm just furthering my theory that the other C-SPAN people have 5 dart boards.

First has generic names.
Second has a map of the US.
Third has self-identified political party
Fourth has a list of conspiracy theories
Fifth a list of the top trending topics on twitter. 

It's like Improv for policy wanks.
 
2021-02-04 2:32:49 PM  
This is stupid. You can't eat the babies first and then cut off their faces. You need to cut off the faces first and then move on to eating the babies. This guy is obviously a paid SOROS!!!! agitator and should be outed accordingly as such.
 
2021-02-04 2:35:43 PM  
"Ok...thanks for calling."
 
2021-02-04 2:37:18 PM  
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2021-02-04 2:37:45 PM  
Give him credit for asking a followup question after reaching for that panic button. Cool and calm.
 
2021-02-04 2:38:47 PM  

Im_Gumby: Subby, you monster!!!  Why would you eat their faces?

Everyone knows the best parts of babies are cooking the limbs like chicken wings.

It's like you've never eaten baby wings before!


Just make sure to leave enough baby for a California cheeseburger.
 
2021-02-04 2:39:13 PM  

vudukungfu: Man he reached right over to the panic button


lol, yeah, then he thought, "Okay, he cray cray, but probably more sane than most of the other callers. I'll let him run with it."
 
2021-02-04 2:39:36 PM  

Mrtraveler01: "Ok...thanks for calling."


We wait all night for calls like these.
 
2021-02-04 2:39:42 PM  
I didn't get the fax about cutting off babies faces whats the deal
 
2021-02-04 2:39:55 PM  
I want to party with John in Delaware.

/not really
 
2021-02-04 2:40:09 PM  

Kornchex: What's even more odd is that he thinks MTG could actually do anything about it if they were actually eating babies.


We managed to elude Trump's best people for 4 years. I think it's safe to say that our space lasers will make short work of MTG.
 
2021-02-04 2:40:29 PM  
C-Span Anchor: What do you think about Trump being out of office?

Nutjob: We need him back in there to put the baby-murdering, baby face-removing democrats, that are totally a real thing, away.

C-Span Anchor: What do you think about Taylor-Green?

Are you kidding me? No push back, or follow-up against that level of lunacy?
 
2021-02-04 2:40:43 PM  
Instead of debating whether capital punishment is appropriate for insurrection we're debating whether or not someone who pushed insurrection should receive a committee assignment in congress. 

Shiat is farked up, yo.
 
2021-02-04 2:40:44 PM  

mrshowrules: How was that not a prank call?  I don't get it.  People really believe this.


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2021-02-04 2:41:00 PM  

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Well then what is the point of attending?
 
2021-02-04 2:41:18 PM  
Wow. A lot of people are candidates for wet packs / protective restraint.
 
2021-02-04 2:42:01 PM  

mrshowrules: How was that not a prank call?  I don't get it.  People really believe this.


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2021-02-04 2:42:29 PM  

gilgigamesh: When you consider right wingers capacity for projection and this weird obsession with liberals farking and eating babies, its gotta make you a little uneasy.


Came here to say pretty much this.
 
2021-02-04 2:42:38 PM  

danvon: C-Span Anchor: What do you think about Trump being out of office?

Nutjob: We need him back in there to put the baby-murdering, baby face-removing democrats, that are totally a real thing, away.

C-Span Anchor: What do you think about Taylor-Green?

Are you kidding me? No push back, or follow-up against that level of lunacy?


Sorry, Liz Cheney, not MGT.
 
2021-02-04 2:43:55 PM  
'baby face appetizers'

The Atlanta Falcons aren't playing Sunday.
 
2021-02-04 2:45:10 PM  
The Savoy Orpheans - Baby Face, 1926
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2021-02-04 2:46:20 PM  
QFT, Jethro.  QFT.
 
2021-02-04 2:46:30 PM  
I'm a Democrat. Where's my babby?

Was I supposed to eat my son? Oops, I'm raising him and I'm too attached to eat him now.
 
2021-02-04 2:47:17 PM  
Not to stereotype, but he really doesn't sound like he is from Delaware
 
2021-02-04 2:47:23 PM  
Anyway, like I was sayin', babies is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue em, boil em, broil em, bake em, saute em. Dey's uh, baby-kabobs, baby creole, baby gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple baby, lemon baby, coconut baby, pepper baby, baby soup, baby stew, baby salad, baby and potatoes, baby burger, baby sandwich.
That- that's about it.
 
2021-02-04 2:48:41 PM  
How do the call-in hosts of C-SPAN manage to keep a straight face?
 
2021-02-04 2:49:12 PM  

thehobbes: He finished it up by saying Liz Cheney should be expelled from Congress.

I'm just furthering my theory that the other C-SPAN people have 5 dart boards.

First has generic names.
Second has a map of the US.
Third has self-identified political party
Fourth has a list of conspiracy theories
Fifth a list of the top trending topics on twitter. 

It's like Improv for policy wanks.


I'm going with manatees and idea balls.
 
2021-02-04 2:49:36 PM  

mrshowrules: How was that not a prank call?  I don't get it.  People really believe this.


While I am beyond certain that there are plenty of lunatics that believe this shiat, I am inclined to believe this particular caller was taking the piss.
 
2021-02-04 2:49:37 PM  
We just need to reach out to these people and compromise.
 
2021-02-04 2:49:47 PM  
I thought they were against abortion.  How are Democrats going to eat babies if they abort them all?  Problem solved.
 
2021-02-04 2:50:09 PM  
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"No - you do it all wrong! You don't eat the baby then cut face off!  Face is where all FLAVOR is at.  HIYAA!"
 
2021-02-04 2:50:26 PM  
Sealab 2021 Jonathan Swift
Youtube whyJCcjf6to


/Surprised I'm the first
//Mmmm....baby pot pie
///Whitie's gotta pay...and the payment is baby hands
 
2021-02-04 2:53:31 PM  
The calls towards the end of the January 6 coup attempt were just as jarring and terrifying.
 
2021-02-04 2:54:18 PM  
None of them really believe the whole baby thing.
That or they're cowards.
Because if you were not a coward and you truly believed this nonsense you'd do something more about it than biatch on the dollar menu of social network platforms.
 
2021-02-04 2:56:06 PM  
Babies! Yum!  I like 'em pureed with bananas.

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2021-02-04 2:56:19 PM  

Ronnie_Zman: mrshowrules: How was that not a prank call?  I don't get it.  People really believe this.

While I am beyond certain that there are plenty of lunatics that believe this shiat, I am inclined to believe this particular caller was taking the piss.


His follow-up question on Cheney was odd.  I'm really not sure.  I'm thinking he was the real deal.
 
2021-02-04 2:57:00 PM  
Hey now, the proper terminology is "human veal"
 
2021-02-04 2:58:10 PM  

Im_Gumby: Subby, you monster!!!  Why would you eat their faces?

Everyone knows the best parts of babies are cooking the limbs like chicken wings.

It's like you've never eaten baby wings before!


I prefer buffalo baby wingettes
 
2021-02-04 2:58:14 PM  
Oh crap, now I need to find a recipe for 7-layer baby face dip in time for the big game.
 
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