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(People Magazine)   Paulina Porizkova wants us to be sure that "sexy has no expiration date." Citation: a photo in which she definitively proves her point (probably NSFW)   (people.com) divider line
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2021-02-03 12:06:03 PM  
I'm unclear about her pubic grooming choices.  If only there was more definitive proof available.
 
2021-02-03 12:10:21 PM  
She missed out on all that Cars money so she has an OnlyFans?

We should definitely chip in to help out.
 
2021-02-03 12:12:14 PM  
I'd hit it
 
2021-02-03 12:12:59 PM  
I'm her age.  Would hit.  Does look like being married to a Car took a bit of a toll on her though, as opposed to Liz Hurley, same age who still looks pretty flawless or Salma Hayek, one year younger.

Maybe Liz and Salma had no stress and Paulina had a ton.  I'd be happy with any one of them throwing me a bone.
 
2021-02-03 12:15:55 PM  
I wouldn't mind her coming here and wasting all my time.
 
2021-02-03 12:18:58 PM  
I wouldn't mind moving in stereo with her
 
2021-02-03 12:28:25 PM  
Maybe sexy has no expiration date, but it does appear to have a maximum resolution.
 
2021-02-03 12:28:38 PM  
First photo in TFA was deliberately chosen to make her look bad.  Doll's eyes and all.  The nude photo, on the other hand, hammana-hammana.
 
2021-02-03 12:28:48 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I'd hit it


Would she notice?
 
2021-02-03 12:29:03 PM  

Jack Sabbath: I'm her age.  Would hit.  Does look like being married to a Car took a bit of a toll on her though, as opposed to Liz Hurley, same age who still looks pretty flawless or Salma Hayek, one year younger.

Maybe Liz and Salma had no stress and Paulina had a ton.  I'd be happy with any one of them throwing me a bone.


I'd be happy with any one of them throwing me a bone.

or visa versa
 
2021-02-03 12:29:39 PM  

Jack Sabbath: I'm her age.  Would hit.  Does look like being married to a Car took a bit of a toll on her though, as opposed to Liz Hurley, same age who still looks pretty flawless or Salma Hayek, one year younger.

Maybe Liz and Salma had no stress and Paulina had a ton.  I'd be happy with any one of them throwing me a bone.


Or maybe Liz and Salma set the bar so high that normalcy of aging is distorted and we run around asking, "Why can't all these olds look like Liz and Salma?  What are they, lazy or maybe just coked their way through stress fits?"
 
2021-02-03 12:29:56 PM  
Daaaaaammmn
 
2021-02-03 12:32:45 PM  
That first photo...

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Then scroll down... it got much better
 
2021-02-03 12:33:18 PM  

jim32rr: MaudlinMutantMollusk: I'd hit it

Would she notice?


Probably not

/But I can dream
 
2021-02-03 12:34:08 PM  

Jack Sabbath: I'm her age.  Would hit.  Does look like being married to a Car took a bit of a toll on her though, as opposed to Liz Hurley, same age who still looks pretty flawless or Salma Hayek, one year younger.

Maybe Liz and Salma had no stress and Paulina had a ton.  I'd be happy with any one of them throwing me a bone.


It's all genetics, of course lifestyle matters, but when all things are equal, genetics can accountfor huge differences in how differently people can look at age 55.
 
2021-02-03 12:34:36 PM  

Jack Sabbath: I'm her age.  Would hit.  Does look like being married to a Car took a bit of a toll on her though, as opposed to Liz Hurley, same age who still looks pretty flawless or Salma Hayek, one year younger.

Maybe Liz and Salma had no stress and Paulina had a ton.  I'd be happy with any one of them throwing me a bone.


Liz Hurley is, I suspect, trolling all the other actresses her age by being an AW who still looks stupidly hot while all the others age horribly.
 
2021-02-03 12:34:41 PM  
Boy, where does a wealthy, unemployed, ex-supermodel find the time to stay relatively fit?
 
2021-02-03 12:35:33 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: jim32rr: MaudlinMutantMollusk: I'd hit it

Would she notice?

Probably not

/But I can dream


Dream On
Youtube cvCFRGn7EEQ
 
2021-02-03 12:40:13 PM  
I'm telling ya' I'm on track to score with one
of my 50-something gals by 2023 at the latest

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2021-02-03 12:40:57 PM  
I remember the great 'Kitten Genocide' of the 1980's....as I partook...
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2021-02-03 12:43:08 PM  
Hmmm, who took the picture?
 
2021-02-03 12:45:12 PM  
Something something darksided, something something narcisism
 
2021-02-03 12:49:41 PM  
She's definitely still got it, but there isn't quite as much of a double standard as she thinks. If the headline said Fabio was trying to prove he's still got it by posting nude selfies, that link would get a lot less clicks.
 
2021-02-03 12:53:37 PM  

NewportBarGuy: She missed out on all that Cars money so she has an OnlyFans?

We should definitely chip in to help out.


My wife read somewhere that Ocasek left her nothing in his will so I guess she needs to go back to work.
 
2021-02-03 12:54:06 PM  
Can you just NOT with the mobile links? They end up looking ridiculous on a normal PC web browser.
 
2021-02-03 12:54:23 PM  
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2021-02-03 12:58:12 PM  

Lochaber_Axe: NewportBarGuy: She missed out on all that Cars money so she has an OnlyFans?

We should definitely chip in to help out.

My wife read somewhere that Ocasek left her nothing in his will so I guess she needs to go back to work.


Unless she's a rabid spendaholic, I'm sure she's doing fine for money. She's not some unknown penniless groupie that married a big rock star. She's had a long and successful career.
 
2021-02-03 12:58:54 PM  
Sexy Has No Expiration Date

Yeah it does, it's 54.
 
2021-02-03 1:19:35 PM  

offacue: Hmmm, who took the picture?


Don't know, but they apparently took the photo using a potato. Low resolution is the new digital vaseline.
 
2021-02-03 1:30:09 PM  

Recoil Therapy: I wouldn't mind moving in stereo with her


I'd let her get me All Mixed Up (which is probably my favorite tune on that album)
 
2021-02-03 1:35:23 PM  
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SFW version
 
2021-02-03 1:35:38 PM  
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2021-02-03 1:35:53 PM  

offacue: Hmmm, who took the picture?


Probably whoever drove her home. Tonight.
 
2021-02-03 1:37:19 PM  
Shoo Be Doo.
 
2021-02-03 1:39:32 PM  
Thanks subby, this was just want I needed.
 
2021-02-03 1:39:37 PM  

offacue: Hmmm, who took the picture?


Some lucky, lucky bastard...

/Still get the weirdest boner thinking about her in Thursday.
 
2021-02-03 1:43:48 PM  
Your move, Liz. It's obvious which one has spent less time under the knife.
 
2021-02-03 1:45:07 PM  

WilderKWight: Can you just NOT with the mobile links? They end up looking ridiculous on a normal PC web browser.


Here's the pic Embiggened (not a rick roll)

NSFW. Although nothing is really showing.
 
2021-02-03 1:45:36 PM  
Millionaire supermodels manage to look great into their 50s, how?
 
2021-02-03 1:46:43 PM  
"GUYS!  I NEED MONEY, GUYS!!"
 
2021-02-03 1:47:33 PM  
Congrats to her for staying in great shape, graininess of the picture notwithstanding.
Before anyone says "genetics / personal trainers / chefs / plastic surgery / et cetera", realize that even with the best / most expensive of those things, you can still end up looking like Roseanne Barr or Kevin James if you don't have the accountability and discipline. I see very fit folks that have relatives in the obese and morbidly obese categories almost daily (and the reverse as well), and the fit folks do work their asses off.
 
2021-02-03 1:54:21 PM  

Aezetyr: Congrats to her for staying in great shape, graininess of the picture notwithstanding.
Before anyone says "genetics / personal trainers / chefs / plastic surgery / et cetera", realize that even with the best / most expensive of those things, you can still end up looking like Roseanne Barr or Kevin James if you don't have the accountability and discipline. I see very fit folks that have relatives in the obese and morbidly obese categories almost daily (and the reverse as well), and the fit folks do work their asses off.


Roseanne Barr and Kevin James never appeared fit, or great looking, so that is not a good comparison.
 
2021-02-03 2:00:53 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [Fark user image 450x675]

SFW version


Can we give out daily "most juvenille" awards here? Asking for AVG.
 
2021-02-03 2:01:12 PM  
CSB: a few years ago she visited my local county fair. She and Ric used to have a place nearby.

Three carnies dropped dead watching her stroll across the midway eating cotton candy.
 
2021-02-03 2:04:01 PM  

Lambskincoat: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [Fark user image 450x675]

SFW version

Can we give out daily "most juvenille" awards here? Asking for AVG.


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-02-03 2:15:24 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Aezetyr: Congrats to her for staying in great shape, graininess of the picture notwithstanding.
Before anyone says "genetics / personal trainers / chefs / plastic surgery / et cetera", realize that even with the best / most expensive of those things, you can still end up looking like Roseanne Barr or Kevin James if you don't have the accountability and discipline. I see very fit folks that have relatives in the obese and morbidly obese categories almost daily (and the reverse as well), and the fit folks do work their asses off.

Roseanne Barr and Kevin James never appeared fit, or great looking, so that is not a good comparison.


I think you missed my point. I was only using them as example of what could happen, not as examples of "once healthy now obese".
 
2021-02-03 2:19:20 PM  

Persnickety: offacue: Hmmm, who took the picture?

Probably whoever drove her home. Tonight.


my favorite cars song.
 
2021-02-03 2:29:07 PM  
These age-based misogynistic threads are so inspiring. I just joined the gym and got a consultation with a plastic surgeon.
 
2021-02-03 2:30:17 PM  

EdgeRunner: She's definitely still got it, but there isn't quite as much of a double standard as she thinks. If the headline said Fabio was trying to prove he's still got it by posting nude selfies, that link would get a lot less clicks.


fewer
 
2021-02-03 2:42:07 PM  
Who's gonna drive you home?

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