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(BBC-US)   Maybe in the UK this doesn't sound like the Prime Minister is giving everyone an STD as a fundraiser?   (bbc.com) divider line
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2021-02-03 11:45:16 AM  
...Yes. Yes, it does.
 
2021-02-03 11:48:06 AM  
Boris Johnson is the national clap.
 
2021-02-03 12:37:04 PM  
Go outside with your neighbors and give the clap!
 
2021-02-03 12:39:06 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Boris Johnson is the national clap.


This is BoJo we're talking about, there is no way this isn't entirely deliberate.
 
2021-02-03 12:47:16 PM  
Top drawer
 
2021-02-03 12:47:23 PM  
Boris still calls the clap pox.
 
2021-02-03 12:49:07 PM  
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2021-02-03 12:59:11 PM  
I mean...it's for charity.
 
2021-02-03 1:13:55 PM  
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2021-02-03 1:16:46 PM  

genner: I mean...it's for charity.


Yeah but the last thing they need is another round of antibiotic resistant STDs. Apparently, it was pretty bad.
 
2021-02-03 1:19:48 PM  
"The last time I got the clap was in the Falkland Islands, thank you very much. Never again."
 
2021-02-03 1:37:43 PM  
I cant stand this clapping nonsense. It seems it's our version of Thoughts and PrayersTM
Doing absolutely nothing but thinking we're helping in some way
 
2021-02-03 1:45:53 PM  

indylaw: "The last time I got the clap was in the Falkland Islands, thank you very much. Never again."


Maldives 🤭
 
2021-02-03 1:59:54 PM  
Fitting for Johnson to give us the clap. He's been farking us all for long enough.
 
2021-02-03 2:19:48 PM  
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2021-02-03 3:06:14 PM  
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2021-02-03 3:26:21 PM  
I've Got The Clap (Official Music Video)
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2021-02-03 5:58:31 PM  

twonky: I cant stand this clapping nonsense. It seems it's our version of Thoughts and PrayersTM
Doing absolutely nothing but thinking we're helping in some way


It is. Right from the beginning I thought that encouraging the public to applaud sounded like a cheap alternative to giving NHS workers a pay rise.
 
2021-02-04 6:23:16 AM  

Cormee: indylaw: "The last time I got the clap was in the Falkland Islands, thank you very much. Never again."

Maldives 🤭


Go home Argentina. You're drunk.

/Malvinas
 
2021-02-04 7:13:37 AM  

indylaw: Cormee: indylaw: "The last time I got the clap was in the Falkland Islands, thank you very much. Never again."

Maldives 🤭

Go home Argentina. You're drunk.

/Malvinas


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