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2021-02-01 4:11:06 PM  
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2021-02-01 4:15:00 PM  
If you believe that, well I've got a bri.....GME shares to sell you
 
2021-02-01 4:22:23 PM  
Just like he "tricked you" into not removing him, and just like he'll "trick you" into not voting to convict.

Considering Trump's dumber than a mud fence, that's not a great look.
 
2021-02-01 4:40:42 PM  
If that's true...why did you vote to drop the charges, ya Turtle Fark?
 
2021-02-01 4:42:29 PM  

Gubbo: If you believe that, well I've got a bri.....GME shares to sell you


Unlike McConnell's word, GME shares are actually worth something.

/about tree fiddy
 
2021-02-01 4:45:29 PM  
Nobody loves you when your coup fails.
 
2021-02-01 4:46:03 PM  
Mr. McConnell had had multiple conversations with the White House chief of staff, Mark Meadows, and the senator's top political adviser, Josh Holmes, had spoken with Mr. Kushner, the president's son-in-law and senior adviser. Both West Wing officials had conveyed the same message: They would pursue all potential avenues but recognized that they might come up short. Mr. Trump would eventually bow to reality and accept defeat.

What evidence in the last decade or so would lead someone to that conclusion?!
 
2021-02-01 5:01:26 PM  
Truly, the devil's greatest trick was making you do exactly what you wanted to do until you realized that you farked yourself over.
 
2021-02-01 5:01:53 PM  
So you're admitting that you have terrible judgment AND an inability to learn from your own experience.

You should probably resign, then.
 
2021-02-01 5:03:35 PM  
Accomplices to murder don't get far with the "I was just humoring them for a bit" defense.
 
2021-02-01 5:04:58 PM  
He didn't trick you, he bullied you because he's the leader of the party and you arent.

That's what happens when your political party turns into a cult.
 
2021-02-01 5:05:01 PM  
I dunno... he was already taking a hallway stroll outside the Senate chamber when the shiat started going down. Security rushed him away to his safe place ... like he was one of the first motherfarkers to get escorted away from the whole ruckus.

Good timing too? Lucky?

I never did trust no talking turtles...
 
2021-02-01 5:05:21 PM  
Who's the greater fool, ...?
 
2021-02-01 5:06:20 PM  
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2021-02-01 5:06:39 PM  
If you do not convict during the impeachment trial. You supported the insurrection and are okay trying again
 
2021-02-01 5:07:23 PM  
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2021-02-01 5:07:34 PM  

Gubbo: If you believe that, well I've got a bri.....GME shares to sell you


Nooo you're supposed to be pushing DOGE!
 
2021-02-01 5:08:26 PM  
I'm just gonna continue thinking that they're both worthless pieces of shiat who will make the world a better place the instant they die, thanks.

Hopefully soon.
 
2021-02-01 5:08:29 PM  
Fark off, mitch. You found him useful as long as he was nominating the fascists from your list to roles in the judiciary. You figured as long as he was doing what you liked, fine, a little light treason was worth it.

You farking own this piece of shiat.
 
2021-02-01 5:09:07 PM  
whoops-a-treason? lol.
 
2021-02-01 5:09:59 PM  

HighOnCraic: Mr. McConnell had had multiple conversations with the White House chief of staff, Mark Meadows, and the senator's top political adviser, Josh Holmes, had spoken with Mr. Kushner, the president's son-in-law and senior adviser. Both West Wing officials had conveyed the same message: They would pursue all potential avenues but recognized that they might come up short. Mr. Trump would eventually bow to reality and accept defeat.

What evidence in the last decade or so would lead someone to that conclusion?!


Look, just give it a few more months, ok? Trump is sure to come around.
 
2021-02-01 5:10:30 PM  
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2021-02-01 5:10:59 PM  
I really hope mitch (or his wife) gets to have a real, up-close and animated conversation with one of the rabid trump-humpers, where they can really express how angry they are about his betrayal of the orange god.

After all, you really shouldn't raise an army without ever getting to personally meet some of the foot soldiers.
 
2021-02-01 5:11:17 PM  
To quote the great troubadours, They Might Be Giants, "This is where the party ends. I can't seen to be with you and your racist friend."
 
2021-02-01 5:11:44 PM  

Squid_for_Brains: Just like he "tricked you" into not removing him, and just like he'll "trick you" into not voting to convict.

Considering Trump's dumber than a mud fence, that's not a great look.


Good thing for McConnell that Kentuckians are even dumber than that.
 
2021-02-01 5:12:29 PM  
Nope.
 
2021-02-01 5:13:47 PM  
Liar
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2021-02-01 5:14:53 PM  

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I can watch JLaw do that "OK" with the thumbs up for hours.

/Preferably live, in my bedroom
//Sarcastically critiquing my minuscule peener
///Not sure what goes here.
 
2021-02-01 5:14:53 PM  

nytmare: HighOnCraic: Mr. McConnell had had multiple conversations with the White House chief of staff, Mark Meadows, and the senator's top political adviser, Josh Holmes, had spoken with Mr. Kushner, the president's son-in-law and senior adviser. Both West Wing officials had conveyed the same message: They would pursue all potential avenues but recognized that they might come up short. Mr. Trump would eventually bow to reality and accept defeat.

What evidence in the last decade or so would lead someone to that conclusion?!

Look, just give it a few more months, ok? Trump is sure to come around.


Is he presidential yet?
 
2021-02-01 5:17:00 PM  
The important thing is, Mitch McConnell admits he backed 45**'s coup and therefore his bank accounts and his donors' bank accounts must be frozen or systemic racism is afoot and these terrorists are going to get away with it and harm America again.
 
2021-02-01 5:17:40 PM  
Either he tricked you, the complete f--king idiot that is Trump, or you're a lying sack of shiat Turtle.

Pick one.

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2021-02-01 5:19:20 PM  
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clear the list.
1. mitch mcconnell
1. mitch mcconnell
1. mitch mcconnell
1. mitch mcconnell
1. mitch mcconnell
1. mitch mcconnell
1. mitch mcconnell
 
2021-02-01 5:19:31 PM  
No Mitch, you are lying. Taking Donald at his word has long been a meme for gullibility. You knew that letting Trump have a biatchfit and attempt to wreck democracy was going to have zero consequences for yourself, and having the smallest bit of principle would hurt your re-election chances.

Now, when you are being held accountable for your actions, you are just cynically pointing the finger to somebody else and lamenting how you were tricked by the least convincing liar of modern times. Bullshiat dude, you simply didn't care because doing that would take effort.
 
2021-02-01 5:21:52 PM  
"Hitler tricked me into making him Chancellor!" ~ Paul von Hindenburg
 
2021-02-01 5:22:05 PM  
This is an example of how Republican strategy works. Trump takes point as the lightning rod for criticism. Other Republicans then say things about him and how they are not like him. This is so they come out looking better than they would without Trump. Trump is the bad cop and they are the good cops.

It's obviously a lie though because if Trump was not their partner in this he wouldn't have been allowed to run for President, twice(!), as a Republican. None of them, for all their talk of Trump's flaws, have ever done anything about him. Every time someone tries to sell you on the idea that Republicans are upset with Trump over this or that just know that you are getting played.
 
2021-02-01 5:23:51 PM  

johnny queso: [Fark user image image 234x199]
clear the list.
1. mitch mcconnell
1. mitch mcconnell
1. mitch mcconnell
1. mitch mcconnell
1. mitch mcconnell
1. mitch mcconnell
1. mitch mcconnell


I'm sorry but you'll have to save a slot for Elon Musk
 
2021-02-01 5:25:03 PM  
Wait... You knew about the attempted coup ahead of time and did nothing?
 
2021-02-01 5:26:48 PM  
Mine has EGG in it!
 
2021-02-01 5:26:55 PM  

johnny queso: [Fark user image 234x199]
clear the list.
1. mitch mcconnell
1. mitch mcconnell
1. mitch mcconnell
1. mitch mcconnell
1. mitch mcconnell
1. mitch mcconnell
1. mitch mcconnell


There's an interesting level of prescience with that list...
 
2021-02-01 5:29:07 PM  

nijika: Gubbo: If you believe that, well I've got a bri.....GME shares to sell you

Nooo you're supposed to be pushing DOGE!


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2021-02-01 5:31:29 PM  

MusicMakeMyHeadPound: johnny queso: [Fark user image 234x199]
clear the list.
1. mitch mcconnell
1. mitch mcconnell
1. mitch mcconnell
1. mitch mcconnell
1. mitch mcconnell
1. mitch mcconnell
1. mitch mcconnell

There's an interesting level of prescience with that list...


poor freddy prinze jr.

took his cock punching and disappeared into obscurity without any public molestation charges.

/that i know of
 
2021-02-01 5:33:44 PM  
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2021-02-01 5:34:54 PM  

Gubbo: johnny queso: [Fark user image image 234x199]
clear the list.
1. mitch mcconnell
1. mitch mcconnell
1. mitch mcconnell
1. mitch mcconnell
1. mitch mcconnell
1. mitch mcconnell
1. mitch mcconnell

I'm sorry but you'll have to save a slot for Elon Musk


Can said cockpunches come from Mike Tyson?
 
2021-02-01 5:39:50 PM  
Wait, you're saying you were fooled by Donald farking Trump??

And you think this is an excuse for anything other than retiring due to an enormous undiagnosed brain tumor or rampant mental decrepitude?
 
2021-02-01 5:40:48 PM  
"You didn't really didn't come out here to hunt, did you?"
 
2021-02-01 5:42:20 PM  

YabbaDabbaDouchebag: Gubbo: johnny queso: [Fark user image image 234x199]
clear the list.
1. mitch mcconnell
1. mitch mcconnell
1. mitch mcconnell
1. mitch mcconnell
1. mitch mcconnell
1. mitch mcconnell
1. mitch mcconnell

I'm sorry but you'll have to save a slot for Elon Musk

Can said cockpunches come from Mike Tyson?


i'd go george foreman.

heavy punches from giant hands.
 
2021-02-01 5:48:07 PM  
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/anyone who talks with this asshole any more than necessary is dumber than the saffron spunkpile itself
 
2021-02-01 5:49:07 PM  

YabbaDabbaDouchebag: Gubbo: johnny queso: [Fark user image image 234x199]
clear the list.
1. mitch mcconnell
1. mitch mcconnell
1. mitch mcconnell
1. mitch mcconnell
1. mitch mcconnell
1. mitch mcconnell
1. mitch mcconnell

I'm sorry but you'll have to save a slot for Elon Musk

Can said cockpunches come from Mike Tyson?


Fark user imageView Full Size

foreman, tyson or maybe a nice clean shot from frazier.

good for cracking shells.
 
2021-02-01 5:51:51 PM  
A politician with about 40 years of experience and good at it (politic, not being a decent human being) tricked by a newbie who is also moron, right.
 
2021-02-01 5:52:26 PM  

dericwater: WitchyWoman: [i.gifer.com image 300x411] [View Full Size image _x_]

I can watch JLaw do that "OK" with the thumbs up for hours.

/Preferably live, in my bedroom
//Sarcastically critiquing my minuscule peener
///Not sure what goes here.


Just for you. 

i.gifer.comView Full Size
 
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