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2021-01-31 3:10:06 AM  
'eating ice cream' is a euphemism.
 
2021-01-31 3:16:00 AM  

Monty_Zoncolan: 'eating ice cream' is a euphemism.


You weren't expecting a cream pie were you?
 
2021-01-31 3:29:25 AM  
Some people have brains too fragile for washing.
 
2021-01-31 3:35:23 AM  

Alphax: Some people have brains too fragile for washing.


There is a delicates section on the washer. Or you use Dry Clean only
 
2021-01-31 3:46:21 AM  
To be fair, if anyone knows about brainwashing children, it's Christians.
 
2021-01-31 4:06:16 AM  
Christian mom is jealous because nobody ever wanted to go down on her.
 
2021-01-31 6:20:20 AM  
Now, if you'll excuse her, she needs to sit on the edge of the dryer while watching pro wrestling highlights.
 
2021-01-31 6:25:41 AM  
If they're so offended, just change the channel. That's what I do when I see a preacher asking me for a $100 so he could buy his 3rd private jet
 
2021-01-31 6:30:23 AM  

whither_apophis: Monty_Zoncolan: 'eating ice cream' is a euphemism.

You weren't expecting a cream pie were you?


I was hoping for a nice slice of

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2021-01-31 6:36:51 AM  
This is really the thing: LGBT folks don't want extra rights, or special rights, or to force anything on anyone. You know what they really want? To be normal. And that is to live their lives without all the drama. To wake up, go to work, have some lunch, head home, hang with the SO, maybe argue about whose turn it was to do the dishes, to walk the dog, maybe get some Chinese to make up for the extra snarky thing said in the dishes argument, and surprise cannolis, because, well surprise cannolis.

LGBT folks just want to live their lives like everyone else, without it being a 'political stance.'

They just want to be normal. And they are. They're not magical creatures that can redecorate your home in a day, or wave a spanner across your hood and magically fix your transmission or run a B&B without any effort. They're just people. Who have good days, and bad days, and going half mad days. They get scared of the future. They have regrets. They bang their toes on furniture in the dark, and then wince as they find that Lego piece that their kid lost with the next step. They chuckle at articles in the paper. Rush to the library to try to beat a fine. They get pulled over by cops for speeding, and sometimes skate from it by just being pleasant. They want to worship at a church in their community. They swear when they forget garbage day and hear the truck rattling past the house. They like ice cream or a fruit parfait, or mochi or cannoli, and the little moments between couples. Or even thruples. They just want to live their lives without agita.

And as people, they deserve that. Because they aren't mythic, they're just people. Ice cream isn't brainwashing, it's just something that everyone can share. Ice cream is normal, and that's all LGBT folks want, is to just live their lives and be normal.
 
2021-01-31 6:38:28 AM  
Meh. TV brainwashed me into never wearing red shirts when we're inspecting unfamiliar planets. There's good and there's bad is what I'm saying.
 
2021-01-31 6:57:50 AM  
If your God believes the things you say he believes, he's a mean, hateful asshole and I wouldn't worship him even if he was real.

Of course, the reality is that you are the mean, hateful asshole, no God necessary.
 
2021-01-31 7:00:07 AM  
Okay, Karen. You want to talk about brainwashing? You teach your little kids there is an invisible abusive sky daddy that nobody has ever seen that he catalogs all their thoughts and deeds and decides, sends vague punishments such as floods and tornadoes for your moving target of an ideology, and in the end  to send them to a fiery soul containment Center for all eternity but he somehow loves them.

Your beliefs are corrupt, hideous and wrong. And you know what? We're all sick of you. We are sick of your anger and fear. We're tired of the fact you're deeply unhappy people wallowing in your misery so extreme you want out, so you dream of rapture, which means your death, in case you're not thinking  this through.

But what we all hate is you want to take us with you. You want to destroy it all. Even those who like it here.

You're not entitled to make that choice for us. You are not entitled to force your beliefs on us.

You had a pretty good run, you fanatics. About 1700-1800 years of forced conversion, enslaving and outright killing of those who don't believe, land theft and entrenched institutional dominance. But it's winding down. The world is moving on and you can't stand you're in a shrinking religion.

Tough titties, lady.
 
2021-01-31 7:20:36 AM  
Who doesn't like ice cream?
 
2021-01-31 7:34:36 AM  
Needs whipped cream.

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2021-01-31 7:39:28 AM  
I saw that ad for the first time yesterday and I said to my wife (who I met on OKCupid), "Wow, eHarmony has an ad with a lesbian couple?  I thought they were run by a conservative Christian."  I should have guessed this was coming.

/rejected from eHarmony back in the day
//being a Godless heathen may have played a role
 
2021-01-31 7:41:25 AM  
She must hate burgers too

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2021-01-31 7:41:46 AM  

kdawg7736: Who doesn't like ice cream?


uptight, self-righteous assholes
 
2021-01-31 7:41:56 AM  
"Christian moms" is hardly a new fetish
 
2021-01-31 7:44:49 AM  
I love the logic: "I'm not brainwashed by seeing this ad, but other people will!"
 
2021-01-31 7:45:38 AM  
Know who else is a Lesbian?
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2021-01-31 7:47:11 AM  

Earguy: I love the logic: "I'm not brainwashed by seeing this ad, but other people will!"


Yeah, that doesn't really work. "I'm not brainwashed by Fox News, but other people will be" is a true statement.
 
2021-01-31 7:47:29 AM  
The woman in the video would probably achieve better results from her cooking were her kitchen lit properly.
 
2021-01-31 7:47:54 AM  
Hey America.
Every time you hear Christian outrage.
Replace Christian with Muslim.
Then STFU
 
2021-01-31 7:48:14 AM  
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2021-01-31 7:50:36 AM  
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2021-01-31 7:51:09 AM  
Mr Simpson, the name Million Moms is the most blatant case of false advertising since my suit against the Film the Never-ending Story.
 
2021-01-31 7:51:36 AM  

hubiestubert: This is really the thing: LGBT folks don't want extra rights, or special rights, or to force anything on anyone. You know what they really want? To be normal. And that is to live their lives without all the drama. To wake up, go to work, have some lunch, head home, hang with the SO, maybe argue about whose turn it was to do the dishes, to walk the dog, maybe get some Chinese to make up for the extra snarky thing said in the dishes argument, and surprise cannolis, because, well surprise cannolis.


I just have to say, and I know I'm gonna take flak for this, but disgusting. Cannolis? Eww.
 
2021-01-31 7:52:22 AM  
In these days of rule 34 can you imagine being offended by two attractive women kissing?

/The internet is a weird place
//I can find her some truly offensive stuff
///She probably already knows all about it
 
2021-01-31 7:56:04 AM  

hubiestubert: This is really the thing: LGBT folks don't want extra rights, or special rights, or to force anything on anyone. You know what they really want? To be normal. And that is to live their lives without all the drama. To wake up, go to work, have some lunch, head home, hang with the SO, maybe argue about whose turn it was to do the dishes, to walk the dog, maybe get some Chinese to make up for the extra snarky thing said in the dishes argument, and surprise cannolis, because, well surprise cannolis.

LGBT folks just want to live their lives like everyone else, without it being a 'political stance.'

They just want to be normal. And they are. They're not magical creatures that can redecorate your home in a day, or wave a spanner across your hood and magically fix your transmission or run a B&B without any effort. They're just people. Who have good days, and bad days, and going half mad days. They get scared of the future. They have regrets. They bang their toes on furniture in the dark, and then wince as they find that Lego piece that their kid lost with the next step. They chuckle at articles in the paper. Rush to the library to try to beat a fine. They get pulled over by cops for speeding, and sometimes skate from it by just being pleasant. They want to worship at a church in their community. They swear when they forget garbage day and hear the truck rattling past the house. They like ice cream or a fruit parfait, or mochi or cannoli, and the little moments between couples. Or even thruples. They just want to live their lives without agita.

And as people, they deserve that. Because they aren't mythic, they're just people. Ice cream isn't brainwashing, it's just something that everyone can share. Ice cream is normal, and that's all LGBT folks want, is to just live their lives and be normal.


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2021-01-31 7:56:08 AM  

grumpfuff: I just have to say, and I know I'm gonna take flak for this, but disgusting. Cannolis? Eww.


You have to know how to eat them properly.

/ Cannolingus, if you will
 
2021-01-31 7:56:09 AM  
solcofn:
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PFFFT

These ladies have made up a game:
With two bits of nonsense they make nothing;
They bang coffin against coffin,
Without a poker stir up their fire.

Out of water they fish for turbot
And they have no need for a rod.
They don't bother with a pestle in their mortar
Nor a fulcrum for their see-saw.

In twos they do their lowlife jousting
And they ride to it with all their might;
At the game of thigh-fencing
They pay most basely each other's share

They're not all from the same mold:
One lies still and the other grinds away.
One plays the cock and the other the hen,
And each one plays her role.
 
2021-01-31 7:57:49 AM  
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2021-01-31 7:57:57 AM  

djloid2010: Mr Simpson, the name Million Moms is the most blatant case of false advertising since my suit against the Film the Never-ending Story.


You know what else is false advertising?   That commercial.  Real lesbians aren't that attractive.
 
2021-01-31 8:00:41 AM  
imagine if they had access to their husband's browser history.

/christian
 
2021-01-31 8:00:46 AM  
Study it out folks!  Until there were commercials for car insurance, car accidents didn't exist.  This person is advanced in their thinking, and knows that when we see a commercial, it inspires us to do exactly what we see.  Now if you excuse me, I'm going to call State Farm and find out why their genie agents have not appeared and reinstated President Trump.

"Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there... without George Soros' puppet Joe Biden, but instead with my chosen one president!"
 
2021-01-31 8:01:36 AM  
This eHarmony ad brainwashes children and adults by desensitizing them and convincing them that homosexuality is natural, when in reality it is an unnatural love that is forbidden by Scripture just like love rooted in adultery is forbidden.

fark you, Christian Mom. Homosexuality is natural and it is normal, you wank. What isn't natural or normal is hatefully obsessing over other people's personal lives.
 
2021-01-31 8:04:12 AM  

dittybopper: djloid2010: Mr Simpson, the name Million Moms is the most blatant case of false advertising since my suit against the Film the Never-ending Story.

You know what else is false advertising?   That commercial.  Real lesbians aren't that attractive.


wtf is this bullsh*t?
 
2021-01-31 8:04:16 AM  

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OMG, that's my kind of nasty.
 
2021-01-31 8:05:21 AM  
Dumbass Christian mom reinforces what the rest of us know: "unnatural" and "forbidden by scripture" are two contradictory terms. If someone supports this stupid logic, they need to be tarred and feather. It's the same stupidity that tries to make them feel like a victim while they constantly bully anyone different from them. Fark 'em.
 
2021-01-31 8:05:41 AM  
1. Good on them for making a LGBTQ* couple for their dating ad.
2. As an aside, does EVERY commercial nowadays that is supposed to have a "family feel" have to feature an interracial mom & dad? I get it, there are interracial couples and the ad is designed to show inclusiveness and the product is for "every" family. That's admirable.
However, IR couples consist of ~10% of every marriage in the US. Originally, it was cool to see an ad which featured a different family than the ones typically shown (white, telegenic family of 4), but now ads are basically pandering to show an IR couple, and when it's a black woman, she is rendered as a light-skinned, puffy haired woman. Most families in America do not look like this, but Madison Avenue continues to pump this out.
Just lazy marketing. Show diversity, but not Fantasyland.
 
2021-01-31 8:05:51 AM  
Christian moms live in a perpetual state of outrage about things that are none of their goddamn business.
 
2021-01-31 8:07:16 AM  
Aww, does snowflake need a safe space?
 
2021-01-31 8:07:47 AM  

grumpfuff: dittybopper: djloid2010: Mr Simpson, the name Million Moms is the most blatant case of false advertising since my suit against the Film the Never-ending Story.

You know what else is false advertising?   That commercial.  Real lesbians aren't that attractive.

wtf is this bullsh*t?


Wait till he sees real homosexual men
 
2021-01-31 8:09:55 AM  
She oughta re-read her bible. It ain't got anything against lesbians.
 
2021-01-31 8:09:59 AM  

dittybopper: djloid2010: Mr Simpson, the name Million Moms is the most blatant case of false advertising since my suit against the Film the Never-ending Story.

You know what else is false advertising?   That commercial.  Real lesbians aren't that attractive.


My best friend is a lesbian and she's gorgeous.  I'm honored when people think we're a couple but alas I'm not her type.  She doesn't like tentacles.
 
2021-01-31 8:10:24 AM  

vudukungfu: Hey America.
Every time you hear Christian outrage.
Replace Christian with Muslim.
Then STFU


Indeed. And as is often said, it's interesting how our Christians behave more and more like Muslim extremists as time goes on.

(I've read the Koran and was disturbed by most of it. But as I later processed the experience I came to realize it isn't really any more offensive than the Old Testament.)

/The Koran did often repeat a point that I think all believers, of any faith, should bear in mind: "God sees what you do..."
 
2021-01-31 8:10:57 AM  

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2021-01-31 8:11:27 AM  

LewDux: solcofn:
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PFFFT

These ladies have made up a game:
With two bits of nonsense they make nothing;
They bang coffin against coffin,
Without a poker stir up their fire.

Out of water they fish for turbot
And they have no need for a rod.
They don't bother with a pestle in their mortar
Nor a fulcrum for their see-saw.

In twos they do their lowlife jousting
And they ride to it with all their might;
At the game of thigh-fencing
They pay most basely each other's share

They're not all from the same mold:
One lies still and the other grinds away.
One plays the cock and the other the hen,
And each one plays her role.



Hmm, this must be a translation of Etienne de Fougere's poem from the late 12th century, but it's very different from the version I have.  I don't suppose anyone has a link to the original?
 
2021-01-31 8:11:45 AM  
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