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2021-01-30 4:57:51 PM  
8 votes:
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2021-01-30 4:17:48 PM  
6 votes:
Because if I want to look at an ugly person, I'll look in a mirror.
 
2021-01-30 4:50:56 PM  
4 votes:
The best way to a man's heart is to tickle his prostate while doing butt stuff.
 
2021-01-30 6:20:19 PM  
3 votes:
Because I know even when I'm 5000 years old an archaeologist will still want to jump my bones.
 
2021-01-30 4:01:44 PM  
3 votes:
Because they are dirty?
 
2021-01-30 6:57:22 PM  
2 votes:
I've only ever known one archaeologist and she was super hot, so, checks out.
 
2021-01-30 3:59:02 PM  
2 votes:
Archaeologists do it in situ
 
2021-01-30 8:35:32 PM  
1 vote:

Skeleton Man: I've only ever known one archaeologist and she was super hot, so, checks out.


You know raerae1980?
 
2021-01-30 4:56:23 PM  
1 vote:
The Dig was a nice movie. Even when Ralph Fiennes didn't immediately murder Ken Stott. That would have been sweet.
 
2021-01-30 4:47:20 PM  
1 vote:

wax_on: LewDux: wax_on: My favorite part of those movies is how these supposed 'archeologist' go around destroying irreplaceable artifacts. Pretty sure that's not how it works.

Pretty sure first archeologists used dynamite more often than brushes

They didn't dynamite the whole area just to be sure.


That's only because they didn't have access to historical records like The Mummy and Indiana Jones. If they had, they would have gone ahead and nuked the places--why take chances?
 
2021-01-30 4:23:58 PM  
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LewDux: wax_on: My favorite part of those movies is how these supposed 'archeologist' go around destroying irreplaceable artifacts. Pretty sure that's not how it works.

Pretty sure first archeologists used dynamite more often than brushes


They didn't dynamite the whole area just to be sure.
 
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