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(Reuters)   Canada cancels all flights to warmer destinations, remainder of planet cut off   (reuters.com) divider line
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2021-01-29 12:33:21 PM  
Millionaire private planes exempt, I assume?
 
2021-01-29 12:37:12 PM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Millionaire private planes exempt, I assume?


Well of course. We don't have Antifa up here.
 
2021-01-29 2:30:11 PM  
Then fly United or Delta.
 
2021-01-29 2:30:53 PM  
aboot time, eh?
 
2021-01-29 2:32:18 PM  
GOOD!!!  They don't want your stupid syrup, or your weird bacon!!
 
2021-01-29 2:32:50 PM  
I mean its minus 20 with the wind chill. So yeah.
 
2021-01-29 2:33:15 PM  

soupafi: Then fly United or Delta.


Or, here's a wild idea. Just stay home all of you selfish, plagrat c*nts. It really isn't that hard.
 
2021-01-29 2:33:18 PM  
Wasn't this xenophobic a year ago?
 
2021-01-29 2:37:22 PM  

American-Irish eyes: Wasn't this xenophobic a year ago?


No, because racists don't exist.
 
2021-01-29 2:37:40 PM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Millionaire private planes exempt, I assume?


I thought the millionaires were flying north into the rural areas to have a better chance at getting a vaccination.
 
2021-01-29 2:37:46 PM  
North Dakota will be devastated
 
2021-01-29 2:37:53 PM  
Well so much for my plans to corner the international market for smuggled Timbits.
 
2021-01-29 2:40:19 PM  
I'll take, "Things that should have been done in March 2020" for $200 Alex.
 
2021-01-29 2:40:23 PM  
The Greenlandic Tourist Commission welcomes this decision.
 
2021-01-29 2:40:27 PM  
Maybe the whole world should just do what I was screaming for in early February and shut down all international air, land, and sea travel except for vessels containing shipments of goods.
 
2021-01-29 2:42:12 PM  

Dr Jack Badofsky: GOOD!!!  They don't want your stupid syrup, or your weird bacon!!


This man is lying.  We definitely want your syrup and bacon.
 
2021-01-29 2:43:10 PM  

Skeleton Man: Maybe the whole world should just do what I was screaming for in early February and shut down all international air, land, and sea travel except for vessels containing shipments of goods.


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2021-01-29 2:48:40 PM  
Good. Canadians are some of the most smug, self-entitled assholes I've ever met.

/Canadian
 
2021-01-29 2:50:44 PM  
Guess we'll just have to sit here and freeze to death in the dark.
 
2021-01-29 2:51:14 PM  

WhippingBoi: Good. Canadians are some of the most smug, self-entitled assholes I've ever met.

/Canadian


ruudue
 
2021-01-29 2:52:05 PM  
As a Montrealer who took his daily constitutional just now wearing full body longjohns, two more layers
on top (a seriously great warm jacket, mucho $), thick pants, boots, hat, masked (of damn course)
gloves and all, I am getting a kick out of subby's headline and the obligatory "Canaduh's cold!" jokes.
Ain't that bad if you have the right gear.
 
2021-01-29 2:53:16 PM  
Hey now...

Antartica and Siberia are still an option.

Mind you, given I have been wearing four layers to go outside for the past few days, I doubt I'd notice the temperture difference.  Maybe I wouldn't start to sweat...
 
2021-01-29 2:54:47 PM  

Dr Jack Badofsky: or your weird bacon!!


It's called ham.
 
2021-01-29 2:55:58 PM  
I don't mind this.

What I MIND is not being able to ski.

I mean, I understand it, but I mind it.
 
2021-01-29 2:56:00 PM  

Dr Jack Badofsky: or your weird bacon!!


Your loss. There's a whole world of tasty bacon out there.
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2021-01-29 2:56:34 PM  
Just fly to Alaska, and change to another air line.
Or Russia.
 
2021-01-29 2:57:05 PM  

thedeathknell: Guess we'll just have to sit here and freeze to death in the dark.


They said that in Iceland, until they made a volcano or two.
 
2021-01-29 2:57:29 PM  

Skeleton Man: Maybe the whole world should just do what I was screaming for in early February and shut down all international air, land, and sea travel except for vessels containing shipments of goods.


That would have prevented me from fleeing the United States, so I'm glad Canada didn't listen to you on that one.
 
2021-01-29 2:58:33 PM  
Trudeau also told reporters that all arriving airline passengers would be required to take a mandatory COVID-19 test at the airport and then wait in a hotel at their own expense until the results arrived.

I'll bet that's going to go over well.

SumoJeb: aboot time, eh?


It's really more "a-boat" than "a-boot". ;)
 
2021-01-29 3:02:46 PM  

WhippingBoi: Good. Canadians are some of the most smug, self-entitled assholes I've ever met.

/Canadian


especially those inbred hicks in Alberta

/Albertan
 
2021-01-29 3:03:30 PM  

fatassbastard: Trudeau also told reporters that all arriving airline passengers would be required to take a mandatory COVID-19 test at the airport and then wait in a hotel at their own expense until the results arrived.

I'll bet that's going to go over well.

SumoJeb: aboot time, eh?

It's really more "a-boat" than "a-boot". ;)


I wonder how long it will take tp get the results.

Back in July, I had to take a COVID test since I was having some minor surgery.  Took the test on a Sunday, and they called me on Tuesday to let me know that my results weren't in and they were obviously displeased with their lab.  So they said I could still have surgery on Wednesday if I wanted to.

/So I went in anyhow.
//Mediocre story bro.
 
2021-01-29 3:05:26 PM  

fatassbastard: Trudeau also told reporters that all arriving airline passengers would be required to take a mandatory COVID-19 test at the airport and then wait in a hotel at their own expense until the results arrived.

I'll bet that's going to go over well.

SumoJeb: aboot time, eh?

It's really more "a-boat" than "a-boot". ;)


Trudeau was saying it will cost $2000 to boot.  Which of course raises the question on what kind of hotels is he thinking of?
 
2021-01-29 3:09:07 PM  

fatassbastard: Trudeau also told reporters that all arriving airline passengers would be required to take a mandatory COVID-19 test at the airport and then wait in a hotel at their own expense until the results arrived.

I'll bet that's going to go over well.

SumoJeb: aboot time, eh?

It's really more "a-boat" than "a-boot". ;)


no. I'm quite sure I say aboot
 
2021-01-29 3:16:55 PM  

theToadMan: Or, here's a wild idea. Just stay home all of you selfish, plagrat c*nts.


What are plagrat? Do have comfortable vagoos?
 
2021-01-29 3:18:51 PM  

mikaloyd: theToadMan: Or, here's a wild idea. Just stay home all of you selfish, plagrat c*nts.

What are plagrat? Do have comfortable vagoos?


How is plagrat formed?
 
2021-01-29 3:19:19 PM  

American-Irish eyes: Wasn't this xenophobic a year ago?


It was xenophobic, in the US, because a certain moron only cancelled flights from certain areas, instead of ALL flights, as it should have been.
 
2021-01-29 3:22:46 PM  

The_Sponge: mikaloyd: theToadMan: Or, here's a wild idea. Just stay home all of you selfish, plagrat c*nts.

What are plagrat? Do have comfortable vagoos?

How is plagrat formed?


That's easy. In the vagoo
/or in the "c*nt" for our Australian friends
 
2021-01-29 3:23:27 PM  

theToadMan: WhippingBoi: Good. Canadians are some of the most smug, self-entitled assholes I've ever met.

/Canadian

especially those inbred hicks in Alberta

/Albertan


Especially those people in Toronto

/Northern Ontario, most other Canadians don't know we are here.
 
2021-01-29 3:27:23 PM  

SumoJeb: fatassbastard: Trudeau also told reporters that all arriving airline passengers would be required to take a mandatory COVID-19 test at the airport and then wait in a hotel at their own expense until the results arrived.

I'll bet that's going to go over well.

SumoJeb: aboot time, eh?

It's really more "a-boat" than "a-boot". ;)

no. I'm quite sure I say aboot


Well *I* say "avoision"
 
2021-01-29 3:31:48 PM  
Just 7 months too late...

And not having the returning people isolated in Moosonee for a fortnight or something.
 
2021-01-29 3:44:46 PM  
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2021-01-29 3:45:23 PM  

monkeyboycjc: As a Montrealer who took his daily constitutional just now wearing full body longjohns, two more layers
on top (a seriously great warm jacket, mucho $), thick pants, boots, hat, masked (of damn course)
gloves and all, I am getting a kick out of subby's headline and the obligatory "Canaduh's cold!" jokes.
Ain't that bad if you have the right gear.


If you guys ever decide to join the States, we can send our undesirables up there, like Stalin did with Siberia?

You know, neo-nazis, kkk, republican terrorists, and other assorted scum?

Before you say no, consider that you can do anything you want to them.

An-y-thing.
 
2021-01-29 3:46:09 PM  

monkeyboycjc: As a Montrealer who took his daily constitutional just now wearing full body longjohns, two more layers
on top (a seriously great warm jacket, mucho $), thick pants, boots, hat, masked (of damn course)
gloves and all, I am getting a kick out of subby's headline and the obligatory "Canaduh's cold!" jokes.
Ain't that bad if you have the right gear.


just ran some errands
"y fait frette"
 
2021-01-29 3:47:05 PM  

fatassbastard: Trudeau also told reporters that all arriving airline passengers would be required to take a mandatory COVID-19 test at the airport and then wait in a hotel at their own expense until the results arrived.


That sounds like a fine "WTF were you even traveling to begin with dumbass?" fee.
 
2021-01-29 3:47:35 PM  

monkeyboycjc: As a Montrealer who took his daily constitutional just now wearing full body longjohns, two more layers
on top (a seriously great warm jacket, mucho $), thick pants, boots, hat, masked (of damn course)
gloves and all, I am getting a kick out of subby's headline and the obligatory "Canaduh's cold!" jokes.
Ain't that bad if you have the right gear.


There's no such thing as bad weather...only inappropriate clothing.  :) southern quebecer
 
2021-01-29 3:48:03 PM  

trialpha: fatassbastard: Trudeau also told reporters that all arriving airline passengers would be required to take a mandatory COVID-19 test at the airport and then wait in a hotel at their own expense until the results arrived.

That sounds like a fine "WTF were you even traveling to begin with dumbass?" fee.


Good.
 
2021-01-29 3:50:24 PM  

grokca: theToadMan: WhippingBoi: Good. Canadians are some of the most smug, self-entitled assholes I've ever met.

/Canadian

especially those inbred hicks in Alberta

/Albertan

Especially those people in Toronto

/Northern Ontario, most other Canadians don't know we are here.


Northern or Central Ont?

I'm in Northern Ont.
 
2021-01-29 3:53:59 PM  

silverjets: I'll take, "Things that should have been done in March 2020" for $200 Alex.


What is "Donald Trump"?
 
2021-01-29 3:56:55 PM  

monkeyboycjc: As a Montrealer who took his daily constitutional just now wearing full body longjohns, two more layers
on top (a seriously great warm jacket, mucho $), thick pants, boots, hat, masked (of damn course)
gloves and all, I am getting a kick out of subby's headline and the obligatory "Canaduh's cold!" jokes.
Ain't that bad if you have the right gear.


Dude. Pay your damn heating bill already, eh? Nobody thinks you're a hero.
;)
 
2021-01-29 4:10:09 PM  
"Now is just not the time to be flying," the prime minister told reporters.

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