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(Wales Online)   Stop trying to make ValenHeinz Day a thing. ValenHeinz Day will never be a thing, and using only five pasta letters in your tomato sauce makes you look cheap   (walesonline.co.uk) divider line
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2021-01-28 9:38:50 AM  
err...on toast? Thats just freaking weird.
 
2021-01-28 9:52:10 AM  

Farkin Charlie: err...on toast? Thats just freaking weird.


Clearly you have little familiarity with British cuisine.

/In other news, I used to be amused that there are recipes for beans on toast.
//Now there are instructions on how to eat beans on toast.
 
2021-01-28 10:19:05 AM  
I read that as "Van Halen Day". Can we make that a thing?
 
2021-01-28 10:32:18 AM  

Farkin Charlie: err...on toast? Thats just freaking weird.


Nah.  Common in Britain (along with beans on toast), as well as here in Canada.  Their spaghetti on toast is one of those guilty ghetto pleasures I enjoy from time to time.
 
2021-01-28 10:33:54 AM  

RolandTGunner: I read that as "Van Halen Day". Can we make that a thing?


Glad I wasn't the only one who initially read it like that and thought, "Hell, yeah, great way to honor Eddie's memory."

But no.  It had to be cheap tinned pasta.

/Going to listen to 1984 anyway.
 
2021-01-28 10:51:44 AM  
Is that The UK version of Chef Boyardee ABCs & 123s?

I'm kinda scared
 
2021-01-28 11:16:20 AM  
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2021-01-28 1:54:16 PM  
If you're going to propose using cheap pasta in colon blowing tomato sauce, then be ready to never marry.
 
2021-01-28 4:24:50 PM  

RolandTGunner: I read that as "Van Halen Day". Can we make that a thing?


I assumed it was some sort of Van Halen and Heinz mash up.
 
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