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(Daily Voice)   If your double-secret insurrection of the Capitol involves reverse false-flag anti-antifa cosplay and walking in backwards saying "We were just leaving," then maybe you should find a hat that blends in. One that doesn't make your brain look tiny   (dailyvoice.com) divider line
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    More: Dumbass, Hudson River, Dutchess County resident William Vogel, Federal Bureau of Investigation, E-ZPass, Vogel's actual appearance, Terrorism, FBI investigators, Snapchat account  
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UberDave [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2021-01-28 9:15:06 AM  
According to an NBC report, an AR-type rifle was recovered from Vogel's home when he was arrested this week.

What's so special about that?  I wouldn't be surprised 9 out of every 10 of those people had an "AR-type rifle" in their house.
 
Mr. Coffee Nerves [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2021-01-28 9:57:26 AM  
He was going in there as a bad enough dude to *rescue* the Vice President from ANTININJAS
The zip ties were so Pence didn't hurt himself flailing around.
The burlap sack was to put over Pence's head so he wasn't disturbed by the images of those dastardly ANTIFA rioters.
The gallows he built on the national mall were so Pence could be elevated above the crowd and shown as safe.
The "People's Order of Exe-Q-tion for failing God-Emperor Trump" was satire so Pence had something to read while he waited for his mom to come pick him up.
 
Paul Baumer [TotalFark]
2021-01-28 10:12:27 AM  
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pueblonative
2021-01-28 10:53:21 AM  
It ain't the hat that's making your brain look tiny. It's natural light.
 
dothemath
2021-01-28 10:55:20 AM  
"AR-type rifle was recovered from Vogel's home"

Of course.
The AR is basically a Barbie doll for a certain type of extremely insecure male.
 
Rapmaster2000
2021-01-28 10:55:27 AM  
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Someone Else's Alt
2021-01-28 10:55:28 AM  
Toss him on the pile with the rest of the insurrectionist.
 
jso2897
2021-01-28 10:55:50 AM  
F**king a goose? Don't be silly.
I was just fluffing a feather duster.
 
BafflerMeal
2021-01-28 10:55:57 AM  
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bighairyguy [TotalFark]
2021-01-28 10:57:09 AM  
Never support a cause that uses bad street theater.
 
The Madd Mann [BareFark] [OhFark]
2021-01-28 11:00:40 AM  
According to the FBI, in a separate Facebook conversation, Vogel stated that "So they have these shadow twitter (sic) accounts and they're trying to report me to the FBI/DOJ and put me away for 10 years for Domestic Terrorism, because of my snapchat (sic) story, where I simply walked into the lobby of the capital" and "And didn't even film anything crime wise"

PSA: If you illegally enter a building in the middle of a riot, you don't have to do anything in there for it to be a crime.
 
guestguy
2021-01-28 11:04:11 AM  

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geggy
2021-01-28 11:04:15 AM  
Now you're going to jail wearing that stupid big hat, how does it feel?
 
Evil Roy Slade
2021-01-28 11:07:14 AM  
The amount of stupidity shown by these bozos his mind boggling.
 
CordycepsInYourBrain
2021-01-28 11:08:32 AM  
I wish the media would make it clear that, even if these chucklefarks had succeeded in capturing Pence and a few congresscritters, it would not have changed the results of the election. Biden would still be president. I know it's dramatic to talk about how democracy was on the brink but that's not how it works. The best they could hope for was to delay certification for a few days. Don't encourage these assholes by making it sound like they almost actually took over the government.
 
vudukungfu [TotalFark]
2021-01-28 11:09:00 AM  
Fill out this form:

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waxbeans
2021-01-28 11:16:16 AM  

The Madd Mann: According to the FBI, in a separate Facebook conversation, Vogel stated that "So they have these shadow twitter (sic) accounts and they're trying to report me to the FBI/DOJ and put me away for 10 years for Domestic Terrorism, because of my snapchat (sic) story, where I simply walked into the lobby of the capital" and "And didn't even film anything crime wise"

PSA: If you illegally enter a building in the middle of a riot, you don't have to do anything in there for it to be a crime.


Only time will tell.
 
EdwardTellerhands [TotalFark]
2021-01-28 11:21:04 AM  

UberDave: According to an NBC report, an AR-type rifle was recovered from Vogel's home when he was arrested this week.

What's so special about that?  I wouldn't be surprised 9 out of every 10 of those people had an "AR-type rifle" in their house.


Have Gun, Will Vogel
 
Spice Must Flow
2021-01-28 11:22:27 AM  
My first greenlight of the year.

The hats must flow!
 
Marcos P
2021-01-28 11:23:49 AM  
I don't approve of the message but I approve of gigantic hat.
 
Chunkybeets
2021-01-28 11:24:53 AM  

Evil Roy Slade: The amount of stupidity shown by these bozos his mind boggling.



Ohhhhh Noo...the amount of hate spewed in these threads over the past year is mind boggling

Mostly by people who have a hard one for Trump...some weird peeps out there
 
guestguy
2021-01-28 11:25:03 AM  

geggy: Now you're going to jail wearing that stupid big hat, how does it feel?


Probably like soft foam...oh, you meant the other thing.
 
scalpod
2021-01-28 11:28:33 AM  

Evil Roy Slade: The amount of stupidity shown by these bozos his mind boggling.


Oh sure, *his* mind is boggled, but the rest of us have become numb at this point.
 
Prof. Frink [BareFark]
2021-01-28 11:30:57 AM  

jso2897: F**king a goose? Don't be silly.
I was just fluffing a feather duster.


Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.
 
lithven
2021-01-28 11:32:02 AM  
"And didn't even film anything crime wise"

Did anyone else read that as, "I turned my camera off when I did the vandalism and looting, what more do you want from me?!"
 
SFSailor [TotalFark]
2021-01-28 11:33:07 AM  

CordycepsInYourBrain: I wish the media would make it clear that, even if these chucklefarks had succeeded in capturing Pence and a few congresscritters, it would not have changed the results of the election. Biden would still be president. I know it's dramatic to talk about how democracy was on the brink but that's not how it works. The best they could hope for was to delay certification for a few days. Don't encourage these assholes by making it sound like they almost actually took over the government.


This.

Although I imagine there is a ludicrous fever dream of president pompeo declaring a police state or something.

Similarly, sorrrta, I wish the media would be more aggressive in discussing the GA election theft attempt - stealing GA wouldn't have changed the outcome, so they MUST have called other states, who weren't patriotic enough to say, "tell 'im we're not home until we get a tape recorder set up."  Sooo... who else did they call -- and which states that went "Red" were actually won, and which were corrupted?
 
stuffy
2021-01-28 11:39:44 AM  
So lucky that Trump followers just not that smart.
 
Chunkybeets
2021-01-28 11:51:47 AM  

stuffy: So lucky that Trump followers just not that smart.



It's actually a "Trump Supporter"    followers are those who look up to others and do what they say because they are sheep
 
MaudlinMutantMollusk [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2021-01-28 12:07:08 PM  
After that bullsh*t on Inauguration day, I don't think they're antifa anymore

/They're just anti
 
Chunkybeets
2021-01-28 12:13:50 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: After that bullsh*t on Inauguration day, I don't think they're antifa anymore

/They're just anti


I concur....but lets not forget all the bullsh*t that went on all year previously....burning and destroying other people's stuff (that didn't do anything wrong) yet the govt did nothing to stop them but actually encouraged it

alot worse than some people walking in a building we own...we as in you and me
 
SFSailor [TotalFark]
2021-01-28 12:33:18 PM  
[ redacted source of dipshiattery and misinformation in defense of a violent coup attempt ]:  alot worse than some people walking in a building we own...

Wow. Those are some words that need to be given a platform, I guess.

And I wonder why I keep being unable to find my wallet.  Totally unrelated thought; dunno why it occurred to me.
 
Chunkybeets
2021-01-28 12:36:10 PM  

SFSailor: [ redacted source of dipshiattery and misinformation in defense of a violent coup attempt ]:  alot worse than some people walking in a building we own...

Wow. Those are some words that need to be given a platform, I guess.

And I wonder why I keep being unable to find my wallet.  Totally unrelated thought; dunno why it occurred to me.



Platforms are for shoes....quote the magpie...on Thursdays
 
stan unusual [TotalFark]
2021-01-28 12:39:13 PM  

Chunkybeets: MaudlinMutantMollusk: After that bullsh*t on Inauguration day, I don't think they're antifa anymore

/They're just anti

I concur....but lets not forget all the bullsh*t that went on all year previously....burning and destroying other people's stuff (that didn't do anything wrong) yet the govt did nothing to stop them but actually encouraged it

alot worse than some people walking in a building we own...we as in you and me


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yet_another_wumpus
2021-01-28 12:39:52 PM  

UberDave: According to an NBC report, an AR-type rifle was recovered from Vogel's home when he was arrested this week.

What's so special about that?  I wouldn't be surprised 9 out of every 10 of those people had an "AR-type rifle" in their house.


More than 10% have committed enough crimes to disqualify them from owning the things, although I'd like to thing that would be included in the article if it was illegally owned (but I'm not expecting much from reporters any more).
 
Chunkybeets
2021-01-28 12:40:51 PM  

stan unusual: Chunkybeets: MaudlinMutantMollusk: After that bullsh*t on Inauguration day, I don't think they're antifa anymore

/They're just anti

I concur....but lets not forget all the bullsh*t that went on all year previously....burning and destroying other people's stuff (that didn't do anything wrong) yet the govt did nothing to stop them but actually encouraged it

alot worse than some people walking in a building we own...we as in you and me

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Chunkybeets
2021-01-28 12:43:34 PM  

stan unusual: Chunkybeets: MaudlinMutantMollusk: After that bullsh*t on Inauguration day, I don't think they're antifa anymore

/They're just anti

I concur....but lets not forget all the bullsh*t that went on all year previously....burning and destroying other people's stuff (that didn't do anything wrong) yet the govt did nothing to stop them but actually encouraged it

alot worse than some people walking in a building we own...we as in you and me

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Elaborate Please I meant....
 
stan unusual [TotalFark]
2021-01-28 12:50:19 PM  

Chunkybeets: stan unusual: Chunkybeets: MaudlinMutantMollusk: After that bullsh*t on Inauguration day, I don't think they're antifa anymore

/They're just anti

I concur....but lets not forget all the bullsh*t that went on all year previously....burning and destroying other people's stuff (that didn't do anything wrong) yet the govt did nothing to stop them but actually encouraged it

alot worse than some people walking in a building we own...we as in you and me

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If you think that protests demanding that the authorities follow the law are remotely similar to demanding that the VP and Congress violate the law and staging an attempted putsch when they refuse- well..
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stan unusual [TotalFark]
2021-01-28 12:54:51 PM  

Chunkybeets: stuffy: So lucky that Trump followers just not that smart.


It's actually a "Trump Supporter"    followers are those who look up to others and do what they say because they are sheep


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Chunkybeets
2021-01-28 12:58:29 PM  
Whole country is turning into people who are like talking to a Wall of Hate
 
Chunkybeets
2021-01-28 12:59:17 PM  
Have at it I guess...be safe
 
jso2897
2021-01-28 1:06:09 PM  
So, we got another guy who thinks throwing rocks at a 7-11 is tantamount to invading our capitol and attempting to kill/kidnap our elected representatives and overthrow our government?
There's always one.
But oddly, it's usually only one.
I wonder why that is?
 
jso2897
2021-01-28 1:06:43 PM  

Chunkybeets: Whole country is turning into people who are like talking to a Wall of Hate


The loss of privilege feels like oppression - sorry about that.
 
billstewart
2021-01-28 1:16:21 PM  

CordycepsInYourBrain: I wish the media would make it clear that, even if these chucklefarks had succeeded in capturing Pence and a few congresscritters, it would not have changed the results of the election. Biden would still be president. I know it's dramatic to talk about how democracy was on the brink but that's not how it works. The best they could hope for was to delay certification for a few days. Don't encourage these assholes by making it sound like they almost actually took over the government.


If they'd killed Harris, that would be a problem.  If they'd killed Pelosi, Schumer, maybe Mitch, that also takes out much of the chain of succession, possibly leaves Secretary of State Pompeo in charge if anything happens to Biden, which would be a Really Bad Thing.
 
169th Cousin [recently expired TotalFark]
2021-01-28 1:33:23 PM  
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minorshan
2021-01-28 1:34:13 PM  

UberDave: According to an NBC report, an AR-type rifle was recovered from Vogel's home when he was arrested this week.

What's so special about that?  I wouldn't be surprised 9 out of every 10 of those people had an "AR-type rifle" in their house.


90% of all households? You must live in Bumfark, Gunistan USA, because not even half of American households have even 1 gun, let alone some kind of automatic rifle.
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Boring troll.
 
anuran
2021-01-28 3:05:15 PM  

minorshan: UberDave: According to an NBC report, an AR-type rifle was recovered from Vogel's home when he was arrested this week.

What's so special about that?  I wouldn't be surprised 9 out of every 10 of those people had an "AR-type rifle" in their house.

90% of all households? You must live in Bumfark, Gunistan USA, because not even half of American households have even 1 gun, let alone some kind of automatic rifle.
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Boring troll.


Not 9 out of 10 Merkins, but 9 out of 10 of "those people", the traitors who tried to overthrow the government. UberDave is probably spot-on for them. 90% of them probably owned MAGAT hats, too.
 
Steakzilla
2021-01-28 3:38:10 PM  

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Steakzilla
2021-01-28 3:42:45 PM  

jso2897: So, we got another guy who thinks throwing rocks at a 7-11 is tantamount to invading our capitol and attempting to kill/kidnap our elected representatives and overthrow our government?
There's always one.
But oddly, it's usually only one.
I wonder why that is?


You built a fine strawman there...  I would say trying to trap people in a police station while trying to burn it down is pretty bad.
 
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2021-01-28 4:30:17 PM  

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2021-01-28 4:44:44 PM  

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