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2021-01-28 6:56:24 AM  
18 votes:

MattytheMouse: [Fark user image image 346x750]


what kind of bee lactates milk? boobees.
 
2021-01-28 4:37:46 AM  
14 votes:
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2021-01-28 6:09:47 AM  
11 votes:

MattytheMouse: [Fark user image image 346x750]


Fff... I forgot to crop it, and post my witty remark about "this, but for dads." Gimme a break, I've been up all night stealing your cereals.

But seriously, I am a bit envious of these guys that have parents that are like "hey son, lets go commit federal crimes and overthrow the government together." I wish my parents were that cool and not fascist.
 
2021-01-28 4:53:19 AM  
11 votes:

LarrySouth: This entire scenario brings to mind a massive nuclear arsenal controlled by a bunch of IBM-compatible no-brand beige 286 boxes running Basic on Win NT4-6A that are 23 bios updates in arrears because no-one thinks that stuff matters...


Yeah yeah hah hah.  Look you need to stop spreading that kind of crap - it's nothing but disinformation and we've had enough of that lately.

/they're running 2K-SP2
 
2021-01-28 7:16:12 AM  
9 votes:

virulent_loser: MattytheMouse: [Fark user image image 346x750]

what kind of bee lactates milk? boobees.


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2021-01-28 6:07:15 AM  
6 votes:
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2021-01-28 5:19:57 AM  
6 votes:

KoreanZombie: That horseapple didn't fall far from the horse


ftfy
 
2021-01-28 9:30:11 AM  
3 votes:
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2021-01-28 8:58:23 AM  
3 votes:
Those two couldn't have farked Uptmore.
 
2021-01-28 8:37:55 AM  
3 votes:

UNC_Samurai: MattytheMouse: [Fark user image image 346x750]

There are days when we need to lock you in a room with Kittypie


Why would you inflict that upon her?
 
2021-01-28 8:03:55 AM  
3 votes:

MattytheMouse: [Fark user image image 346x750]


There are days when we need to lock you in a room with Kittypie
 
2021-01-28 9:08:23 AM  
2 votes:
They were just trying to protect the realm!

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2021-01-28 9:59:41 AM  
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2021-01-28 8:15:23 AM  
1 vote:

Odin's Other Eye: "it was a once in a lifetime event"

Yeah, so was Kristallnacht, doesn't mean you weren't an asshole to get involved.


Same as it ever was.
 
2021-01-28 7:17:19 AM  
1 vote:
What I thought was funniest was the "relationship expert" that still lived with his parents. I think the only relationship he's ever had was a flashlight inserted in an anime doll.
 
2021-01-28 6:13:07 AM  
1 vote:

MattytheMouse: MattytheMouse: [Fark user image image 346x750]

Fff... I forgot to crop it, and post my witty remark about "this, but for dads." Gimme a break, I've been up all night stealing your cereals.

But seriously, I am a bit envious of these guys that have parents that are like "hey son, lets go commit federal crimes and overthrow the government together." I wish my parents were that cool and not fascist.


I can see that.

/
I don't trust people that are cookie cuttings of their mom and dad
It strikes me as bizarre
 
2021-01-28 5:15:42 AM  
1 vote:

Odin's Other Eye: "it was a once in a lifetime event"

Yeah, so was Kristallnacht, doesn't mean you weren't an asshole to get involved.


Not to mention it could have very easily been a once in a lifetime event due to the lack of further lifetime.
 
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