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2021-01-28 4:37:46 AM  
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2021-01-28 4:47:11 AM  
This entire scenario brings to mind a massive nuclear arsenal controlled by a bunch of IBM-compatible no-brand beige 286 boxes running Basic on Win NT4-6A that are 23 bios updates in arrears because no-one thinks that stuff matters...
 
2021-01-28 4:53:19 AM  

LarrySouth: This entire scenario brings to mind a massive nuclear arsenal controlled by a bunch of IBM-compatible no-brand beige 286 boxes running Basic on Win NT4-6A that are 23 bios updates in arrears because no-one thinks that stuff matters...


Yeah yeah hah hah.  Look you need to stop spreading that kind of crap - it's nothing but disinformation and we've had enough of that lately.

/they're running 2K-SP2
 
2021-01-28 5:06:06 AM  
"it was a once in a lifetime event"

Yeah, so was Kristallnacht, doesn't mean you weren't an asshole to get involved.
 
2021-01-28 5:15:42 AM  

Odin's Other Eye: "it was a once in a lifetime event"

Yeah, so was Kristallnacht, doesn't mean you weren't an asshole to get involved.


Not to mention it could have very easily been a once in a lifetime event due to the lack of further lifetime.
 
2021-01-28 5:17:34 AM  
That apple didn't fall far from the tree.
 
2021-01-28 5:19:57 AM  

KoreanZombie: That horseapple didn't fall far from the horse


ftfy
 
2021-01-28 6:07:15 AM  
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2021-01-28 6:09:47 AM  

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Fff... I forgot to crop it, and post my witty remark about "this, but for dads." Gimme a break, I've been up all night stealing your cereals.

But seriously, I am a bit envious of these guys that have parents that are like "hey son, lets go commit federal crimes and overthrow the government together." I wish my parents were that cool and not fascist.
 
2021-01-28 6:10:46 AM  

LarrySouth: This entire scenario brings to mind a massive nuclear arsenal controlled by a bunch of IBM-compatible no-brand beige 286 boxes running Basic on Win NT4-6A that are 23 bios updates in arrears because no-one thinks that stuff matters...


Hopefully they're air gapped
 
2021-01-28 6:13:07 AM  

MattytheMouse: MattytheMouse: [Fark user image image 346x750]

Fff... I forgot to crop it, and post my witty remark about "this, but for dads." Gimme a break, I've been up all night stealing your cereals.

But seriously, I am a bit envious of these guys that have parents that are like "hey son, lets go commit federal crimes and overthrow the government together." I wish my parents were that cool and not fascist.


I can see that.

/
I don't trust people that are cookie cuttings of their mom and dad
It strikes me as bizarre
 
2021-01-28 6:22:13 AM  

waxbeans: MattytheMouse: MattytheMouse: [Fark user image image 346x750]

Fff... I forgot to crop it, and post my witty remark about "this, but for dads." Gimme a break, I've been up all night stealing your cereals.

But seriously, I am a bit envious of these guys that have parents that are like "hey son, lets go commit federal crimes and overthrow the government together." I wish my parents were that cool and not fascist.

I can see that.

/
I don't trust people that are cookie cuttings of their mom and dad
It strikes me as bizarre


Now you that mention it, I am surprised that I didn't see any parents with kids that are way, way too young to have any opinions on Donald Trump at the riot.
 
2021-01-28 6:50:28 AM  
At this point it feels obligatory but that sure is one punchable face
 
2021-01-28 6:56:24 AM  

MattytheMouse: [Fark user image image 346x750]


what kind of bee lactates milk? boobees.
 
2021-01-28 6:57:44 AM  
FTFA - "The cops were saying stuff like 'we stand with you' 'thanks for being here' 'you made your point now leave calmly' I have it all on tape."

Well, what do you know about that? Why, one might think that there were law enforcement that was complacent with the attempted overthrow of the US government.

/now, why would anyone think that?
//apart from the mounting evidence that the 'unlawful entry' must have had inside help
///Do I hear a fiddle?
 
2021-01-28 7:01:40 AM  

MattytheMouse: waxbeans: MattytheMouse: MattytheMouse: [Fark user image image 346x750]

Fff... I forgot to crop it, and post my witty remark about "this, but for dads." Gimme a break, I've been up all night stealing your cereals.

But seriously, I am a bit envious of these guys that have parents that are like "hey son, lets go commit federal crimes and overthrow the government together." I wish my parents were that cool and not fascist.

I can see that.

/
I don't trust people that are cookie cuttings of their mom and dad
It strikes me as bizarre

Now you that mention it, I am surprised that I didn't see any parents with kids that are way, way too young to have any opinions on Donald Trump at the riot.


maybe because they went looking for violence, as opposed to a general rally, and didn't want their kids caught in the crossfire. though that would display a level of forethought and intelligence that I would expect to be beyond these insurrectionists.
 
2021-01-28 7:04:57 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Odin's Other Eye: "it was a once in a lifetime event"

Yeah, so was Kristallnacht, doesn't mean you weren't an asshole to get involved.

Not to mention it could have very easily been a once in a lifetime event due to the lack of further lifetime.


I'm scared that it won't be a once in a lifetime event, maybe not even a once this year event, especially because there haven't been nearly enough consequences.
 
2021-01-28 7:07:28 AM  

waxbeans: At this point it feels obligatory but that sure is one punchable face


this is what I originally came to say. with a bit more effort he could raise his smirk to the level of PharmaBro and Ben Shapiro.
 
2021-01-28 7:14:52 AM  

virulent_loser: waxbeans: At this point it feels obligatory but that sure is one punchable face

this is what I originally came to say. with a bit more effort he could raise his smirk to the level of PharmaBro and Ben Shapiro.


Right?
 
2021-01-28 7:16:12 AM  

virulent_loser: MattytheMouse: [Fark user image image 346x750]

what kind of bee lactates milk? boobees.


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2021-01-28 7:17:19 AM  
What I thought was funniest was the "relationship expert" that still lived with his parents. I think the only relationship he's ever had was a flashlight inserted in an anime doll.
 
2021-01-28 7:41:57 AM  
Great job FBI. Get them all.
 
2021-01-28 8:03:55 AM  

MattytheMouse: [Fark user image image 346x750]


There are days when we need to lock you in a room with Kittypie
 
2021-01-28 8:15:23 AM  

Odin's Other Eye: "it was a once in a lifetime event"

Yeah, so was Kristallnacht, doesn't mean you weren't an asshole to get involved.


Same as it ever was.
 
2021-01-28 8:37:55 AM  

UNC_Samurai: MattytheMouse: [Fark user image image 346x750]

There are days when we need to lock you in a room with Kittypie


Why would you inflict that upon her?
 
2021-01-28 8:47:50 AM  
they can share a cell.
 
2021-01-28 8:58:23 AM  
Those two couldn't have farked Uptmore.
 
2021-01-28 9:04:48 AM  
For Chance's 18th birthday, his father ruined his life as he has done for 18 years. It's a shame Chance's mother didn't take Chance and leave before he could talk - assuming she is any better than his father.
 
2021-01-28 9:08:23 AM  
They were just trying to protect the realm!

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2021-01-28 9:09:19 AM  
Shouldn't be able to find separate prisons to hold them.
 
2021-01-28 9:10:31 AM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: Shouldn't be able to find separate prisons to hold them.


I have no idea why it reads able when I swyped 'hard'.
 
2021-01-28 9:30:11 AM  
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2021-01-28 9:59:41 AM  
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2021-01-28 10:21:02 AM  
What's with the crappy smirk? It's like a shibboleth. They all have that vacuous smirk.
 
2021-01-28 10:21:29 AM  
Punchable
 
2021-01-28 11:41:20 AM  
He's a good ol' boy. You know Daddy loves me... Makin' my way!!
 
2021-01-28 12:04:08 PM  

waxbeans: MattytheMouse: MattytheMouse: [Fark user image image 346x750]

Fff... I forgot to crop it, and post my witty remark about "this, but for dads." Gimme a break, I've been up all night stealing your cereals.

But seriously, I am a bit envious of these guys that have parents that are like "hey son, lets go commit federal crimes and overthrow the government together." I wish my parents were that cool and not fascist.

I can see that.

/
I don't trust people that are cookie cuttings of their mom and dad
It strikes me as bizarre


That just goes to show that they didn't really need, or absorb, any of that book learning they tried to teach in school.
 
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