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(Food and Wine)   Panera makes a bread bowl glove for holding your iced coffee in the wintertime. Because you knead this   (foodandwine.com) divider line
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2021-01-28 4:54:39 AM  
All that being said, one big question remains: Why? There's no new iced coffee drink Panera promoting with the Iced & Toasty Bread Bowl Glove. They're not selling the gloves themselves, so there's no profit motive there.

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Panera also wants you to know you can sign up for a three-month free unlimited coffee subscription trial right now. That is, assuming this bread-shaped glove got your attention.


Gee. Yeah. I really wonder why they would do this publicity stunt. Truly baffling.
 
2021-01-28 8:15:37 AM  
Why not just ask for more Bernie Sanders Photoshops, subby?
 
2021-01-28 9:40:00 AM  
I went to a baseball game, sat in the bleachers.  The young lady next to me wore this monstrosity for the entire game.  I didn't care enough to ask, but I'm assuming she lost a bet.

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2021-01-28 10:06:49 AM  
Wasteful. Why not bake some loaves (or nuke them, this is Panera) and take them to the homeless shelter.
 
2021-01-28 10:15:41 AM  

NINEv2: Wasteful. Why not bake some loaves (or nuke them, this is Panera) and take them to the homeless shelter.


I know this is weird, but I actually read the article ... this time.

"No, the glove isn't literally made out of bread; it's made from fabric like a normal glove. "
 
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2021-01-28 4:52:26 PM  
This is going to be just like the Guinness towel isn't it? 20 years later and still waiting for it.
 
2021-01-29 4:30:15 AM  

Ker_Thwap: NINEv2: Wasteful. Why not bake some loaves (or nuke them, this is Panera) and take them to the homeless shelter.

I know this is weird, but I actually read the article ... this time.

"No, the glove isn't literally made out of bread; it's made from fabric like a normal glove. "


*slaps hand to forehead*
I only... skimmed it.
 
2021-01-29 10:33:10 AM  
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