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(AZCentral)   Arizona Republicans allege fraud and demand recount...in Arizona Republican leadership election   (azcentral.com) divider line
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2021-01-27 10:17:57 PM  
Begun, the Conservative war has...
 
2021-01-27 10:22:10 PM  
"This isn't about the chairman's race, this is about election integrity," Arellano said in a written statement provided by Owens to The Arizona Republic.

I'm reminded I'm the old saying - when a man tells you it's not about the money, it's the principle of the thing, it's definitely about the money.
 
2021-01-27 10:41:13 PM  
Kelli Ward wanted the election stolen from Biden, so it's no surprise that she wanted this election stolen from her opponent. It'll be fun watching her oppose a recount as vehemently as she demanded recounts in the Presidential election.

It's even more fun watching the Arizona GOP destroy itself by getting more and more extreme. Please proceed.
 
2021-01-28 12:33:34 AM  
Oh god I wish all of these people would get stung by bark scorpions in the gooch. Repeatedly.
 
2021-01-28 7:19:47 AM  

orezona: Oh god I wish all of these people would get stung by bark scorpions in the gooch. Repeatedly.


I vote Brown Recluse. Make those parts incapable of reproduction.
 
2021-01-28 7:22:18 AM  

Rwa2play: Begun, the Conservative war has...


Yup, who could have guessed weaponizing accusations of election fraud anytime a set of loud morons don't like the results would backfire.
 
2021-01-28 7:22:46 AM  

Flincher: orezona: Oh god I wish all of these people would get stung by bark scorpions in the gooch. Repeatedly.

I vote Brown Recluse. Make those parts incapable of reproduction.


Swimming in a pool of Candiru fish would also work.
 
2021-01-28 7:24:46 AM  
When all you have is a hammer, use it to destroy everything you hold dear.
 
2021-01-28 7:27:34 AM  

dracos31: Flincher: orezona: Oh god I wish all of these people would get stung by bark scorpions in the gooch. Repeatedly.

I vote Brown Recluse. Make those parts incapable of reproduction.

Swimming in a pool of Candiru fish would also work.


Difficulty: Republicans have no dicks
 
2021-01-28 7:27:46 AM  
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/no idea who peezag8 is
 
2021-01-28 7:33:08 AM  
This is now permanently in their playbook.  Allege fraud when you don't win.  Fortunately their playbook gives no guidance on when or who they should use it.
 
2021-01-28 7:35:48 AM  
The GOP have no longer been just assholes

Now they have manic and paranoid assholes.

This isn't good
 
2021-01-28 7:35:48 AM  

Flincher: dracos31: Flincher: orezona: Oh god I wish all of these people would get stung by bark scorpions in the gooch. Repeatedly.

I vote Brown Recluse. Make those parts incapable of reproduction.

Swimming in a pool of Candiru fish would also work.

Difficulty: Republicans have no dicks


As long as they have an urethra, life finds a way.
 
2021-01-28 7:38:58 AM  

orezona: Oh god I wish all of these people would get stung by bark scorpions in the gooch. Repeatedly.


Kinda inevitable when the whole of your party's effort is devoted to the breeding and training of gooch-stinging scorpions.
 
2021-01-28 7:40:19 AM  
New normal, every losing Republican will alleged fraud, demand a recount, sue, and ask for a redo. Even in Republican-only primaries and internal elections.
 
2021-01-28 7:40:57 AM  
Now, that's an election fraud narrative I can believe in!😅
 
2021-01-28 7:42:11 AM  

dracos31: Flincher: orezona: Oh god I wish all of these people would get stung by bark scorpions in the gooch. Repeatedly.

I vote Brown Recluse. Make those parts incapable of reproduction.

Swimming in a pool of Candiru fish would also work.


Soaps made with capsaicin and urushiol?
 
2021-01-28 7:44:57 AM  
Republicans cheat ? Nooooo......
 
2021-01-28 7:45:12 AM  

dracos31: Flincher: orezona: Oh god I wish all of these people would get stung by bark scorpions in the gooch. Repeatedly.

I vote Brown Recluse. Make those parts incapable of reproduction.

Swimming in a pool of Candiru fish would also work.


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2021-01-28 7:45:28 AM  
    
"This isn't about the chairman's race,"... this is about ethics in gaming journalism.
 
2021-01-28 7:46:15 AM  
Just dissolve the farking GOP. I get it, both the greedy asshole faction and the conspiracy-nut asshole faction want control of the party for its entrenched power, influence, and fundraising capabilities, but clearly neither side is capable of actually keeping their house clean.  F*ck them all, they don't deserve a party.
 
2021-01-28 7:47:43 AM  
Considering how often these accusations are being thrown now, at a certain point even hardcore GOPers have to recognize they are going to get to a boy-who-cried-wolf inflection point.  I mean hell, normal folks are already there....
 
2021-01-28 7:51:21 AM  

Wicked Chinchilla: Considering how often these accusations are being thrown now, at a certain point even hardcore GOPers have to recognize they are going to get to a boy-who-cried-wolf inflection point.  I mean hell, normal folks are already there....


I mean, statistically if they accuse every election of containing fraud they'll have to be right eventually.
 
2021-01-28 7:55:09 AM  
So, uh, storm the Arizona Republican HQ?
 
2021-01-28 8:02:01 AM  
Yup, that's exactly as good at running things as they are.
 
2021-01-28 8:05:14 AM  

eKonk: F*ck them all, they don't deserve a party.


But Mooooom!
 
2021-01-28 8:05:48 AM  

blasterz: orezona: Oh god I wish all of these people would get stung by bark scorpions in the gooch. Repeatedly.

Kinda inevitable when the whole of your party's effort is devoted to the breeding and training of gooch-stinging scorpions.


"I never thought a bark scorpion would sting my gooch."
~Member of the Party of Gooch-Stinging Bark Scorpions
 
2021-01-28 8:08:53 AM  
There's a consequence I didn't consider of calling all elections fraudulent as the new GOP operation method.  If the loser is always going to call fraud no matter what, then even their own interal efforts to pick a party lead have to deal with that shiat.

That's amusing
 
2021-01-28 8:09:08 AM  
If the Arizona GOP apparat keeps up with this nonsense, they're going to end up pushing Arizona right into the blue column faster than any of us expected.
 
2021-01-28 8:23:02 AM  
As someone in New Mexico, my neighbors the meth house are getting increasingly crazy..
 
2021-01-28 8:36:55 AM  
Not at all surprising, most election fraud is by Republicans.
 
2021-01-28 8:49:57 AM  
The time has come for old school republicans (pre-tea party) to decide if they want their party back.

If not they should either become independents or start a new group called Conservatives United  for a NeoTraditionalist Society.
 
2021-01-28 8:53:47 AM  

Rwa2play: Begun, the Clown Wars have...


FTFY
 
2021-01-28 8:54:42 AM  
Every election from now on is going to be like this if they don't punish Trump.
 
2021-01-28 8:58:31 AM  
Headline: Arizona Republicans allege fraud...

TFA: In a statement issued hours later to the newspaper, Arellano said he did not expect the audit to lead to a reversal of wins for Ward and others.


(Not yet, anyway)
 
2021-01-28 9:03:00 AM  

orezona: Oh god I wish all of these people would get stung by bark scorpions in the gooch. Repeatedly.


May their personal relaxation devices all grow gimpy-gimpy hairs
 
2021-01-28 9:13:05 AM  
When you go down a rabbit hole, don't be surprised if all you find is... another rabbit hole.
 
2021-01-28 9:20:45 AM  
If Democrats aren't exploiting the paranoia of the GOP right now, they're farking up.
 
2021-01-28 9:23:13 AM  
Republicans have been cheating Democrats so long without consequence that cheating their own just feels natural.
 
2021-01-28 9:23:41 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: If Democrats aren't exploiting the paranoia of the GOP right now, they're farking up.


They're farking up.
 
2021-01-28 9:26:13 AM  
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2021-01-28 9:26:33 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: If Democrats aren't exploiting the paranoia of the GOP right now, they're farking up.


Except for AOC, that's an almost certainty because these Aaron Sorkin Democrats are above it all. They don't attack when a Republican does something repulsive, they don't take a victory lap when they make something work...they just sit back and say, "No matter what they say, we did great things and the American people will see that." Then they lose and say, "Once the American people see how awful they are, they'll come running back to us."

It really makes me want to punch kittens sometimes.
 
2021-01-28 9:31:27 AM  
I heard the votes were changed by Dominion on a server in Germany. The Republicans really need to get a grip on this pressing issue.
 
2021-01-28 9:58:09 AM  
I have been stung by a scorpion. Super painful.  Like serious WTF hot needles searing pain as that stinger goes in. The pain after is bad too but the sting is next level pain.
 
2021-01-28 10:02:53 AM  
You know what's great about this?  I have no idea what trump thinks about it.
 
2021-01-28 10:25:01 AM  
Turdblossom's 3 Rules of Politics

Attack your opponent's strength from your weakness
Accuse your opponent of doing what you're doing
Be worse than anyone can imagine
 
2021-01-28 10:52:12 AM  

thorpe: Kelli Ward wanted the election stolen from Biden, so it's no surprise that she wanted this election stolen from her opponent. It'll be fun watching her oppose a recount as vehemently as she demanded recounts in the Presidential election.

It's even more fun watching the Arizona GOP destroy itself by getting more and more extreme. Please proceed.


Does the Republican Party require Voter ID for their internal elections?
//I'm guessing no.  Voter ID requirements are only for people with dark complexion.
 
2021-01-28 10:54:59 AM  

KarmicDisaster: Every election from now on is going to be like this if they don't punish Trump.


Even if they punish him, too.

These are people generally incapable of learning, and when they do manage to learn something, it's typically the wrong lesson.
 
2021-01-28 11:13:20 AM  

wildsnowllama: Wicked Chinchilla: Considering how often these accusations are being thrown now, at a certain point even hardcore GOPers have to recognize they are going to get to a boy-who-cried-wolf inflection point.  I mean hell, normal folks are already there....

I mean, statistically if they accuse every election of containing fraud they'll have to be right eventually.


Inevitably, the election fraud is committed by Republicans.

Some dude tries to vote Trump using the ballot of their recently deceased family member.
 
2021-01-28 11:35:53 AM  
Who'da thunk that setting the precedent of calling a legitimate election into question without any evidence would cause more [legitimate] elections to be subject to the same ass-hattery... well done, America; you're broken. Hell, you've gone beyond being just broken; you've also tossed yourself into the garburator and hit puree.
 
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