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(Daily Mail)   A Sexy Farmer award can lead to harder stuff like insurrection. Kids, don't sex farms   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2021-01-27 10:03:47 PM  
I'm sure he'll be popular in prison.
 
2021-01-27 10:13:09 PM  
 
2021-01-27 10:51:36 PM  
We just farm sorghum here
 
2021-01-28 1:40:18 AM  
I assume there were only 4 farmers in the contest and that's how he managed to get 4th place.
 
2021-01-28 4:15:58 AM  
"Oxymoron: noun; ex.: sexy farmer."
 
2021-01-28 6:02:37 AM  
Republicans: How many ways can I get arrested stupidly?  Let me count the ways...
 
2021-01-28 7:34:35 AM  
Farmer is a synonym for white welfare queen.
 
2021-01-28 7:37:03 AM  
Kentucky?  I guess Drew knows him.
 
2021-01-28 7:38:03 AM  

puffy999: We just farm sorghum here


Uh huh.  And where are the hookers?
 
2021-01-28 7:40:11 AM  

Cafe Threads: "Oxymoron: noun; ex.: sexy farmer."


You should see the farmer's daughter though.  (wowza!)
 
2021-01-28 7:45:21 AM  

Pinnacle Point: I'm sure he'll be popular in prison.


Sexy sexy man.
 
2021-01-28 7:47:16 AM  
Fourth eh?
Should've aimed for Fifth.
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2021-01-28 8:01:52 AM  
Sharp knees.
 
2021-01-28 8:03:16 AM  
Now he's a sexy prisoner.
 
2021-01-28 8:03:27 AM  
I'll bet he's against socialism, and for farm subsidies.
 
2021-01-28 8:04:02 AM  
Those tossed salads and scrambled eggs.
 
2021-01-28 8:09:04 AM  
Farmers Only is now the proud owner of a data records subpoena?
 
2021-01-28 8:09:52 AM  
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2021-01-28 8:16:56 AM  
That's going to get around in prison. Hope it was worth it for him to stick it to the libs like that.
 
2021-01-28 8:19:29 AM  
"Kentucky man, 23, who was charged with storming the U.S. Capitol after sharing footage to Snapchat was in a 2019 'sexy farmer' contest (but he came fourth)"

He came fourth?  But where did he place in the contest?
 
2021-01-28 8:20:10 AM  
"I promise I'm on the right side of history." says the people consistently on the wrong side of history.
 
2021-01-28 8:24:15 AM  

rnatalie: [i.imgflip.com image 634x440]


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2021-01-28 8:25:41 AM  
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2021-01-28 8:25:47 AM  
"Plowing through your beanfield" is one of my favorite euphemisms.  My wife does not find it arousing however.
 
2021-01-28 8:29:59 AM  
He told FBI agents he did not see any signs telling him he was not supposed to be in the building


i didn't see any signs at you house telling me not to take all your stuff, so we good, right?
 
2021-01-28 8:35:47 AM  
If you're going to complain about sexy farmers, don't talk with your mouth full.
 
2021-01-28 8:38:54 AM  
First and second place in the Sexy Farmer contest.

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2021-01-28 8:41:33 AM  

The Googles Do Nothing: "Plowing through your beanfield" is one of my favorite euphemisms.  My wife does not find it arousing however.


She likes that sound her gold chain makes when it drags back and forth across the pillow case repeatedly increasing in rate. I just tell her to focus on that.

/ hope that helps
// of course it's a joke
 
2021-01-28 8:43:20 AM  
I'm too sexy for my farm.
-Fred
 
2021-01-28 8:44:26 AM  

steklo: [Fark user image 620x465]


Skylar Mack loves to travel and see new places, so of course she's on FarmersOnly, because farming is all about travel and seeing new places.
 
2021-01-28 8:51:34 AM  

1funguy: The Googles Do Nothing: "Plowing through your beanfield" is one of my favorite euphemisms.  My wife does not find it arousing however.

She likes that sound her gold chain makes when it drags back and forth across the pillow case repeatedly increasing in rate. I just tell her to focus on that.

/ hope that helps
// of course it's a joke


I'll try taking her gold chain out of her jewelry box tonight and dragging it on her pillow to see if it works.  Thanks!
 
2021-01-28 8:58:38 AM  
They didn't have any signs posted saying 'no murdering' either.
 
2021-01-28 8:59:38 AM  

puckrock2000: steklo: [Fark user image 620x465]

Skylar Mack loves to travel and see new places, so of course she's on FarmersOnly, because farming is all about travel and seeing new places.


LOL...didn't have time to photoshop it specifically for this thread. It was a left over from her Fark link last month or so.
 
2021-01-28 9:30:08 AM  

steklo: [Fark user image 620x465]


what is amusing about this is Skylar's hookline there:

"My name is Skylar Mack.  I love to travel and see new places."

One thing I noticed about a lot of the small farmers I met...they don't travel.  They really don't like to leave the farm for more than a night.

Most can't.  Livestock to tend to and other duties on the farm.

My FIL is a 'farmer' - has never visited us since he can never leave the farm due to all the animals to upkeep.

So if she wants to travel and see new places, a farmer is about the worse choice of a partner for that lifestyle.
 
2021-01-28 9:31:41 AM  
Paging dereksmalls to the thread.
 
2021-01-28 9:34:44 AM  
No news on what was thought of the tractor.
 
2021-01-28 9:37:46 AM  
Holy cow, he really is a pretty boy, isn't he?

Makin' insurrection smexy since January 6, 2021.

/I'll be in my bunk hay loft
 
2021-01-28 9:38:18 AM  

EvilVanMan: Fourth eh?
Should've aimed for Fifth.
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Sees what you did there.

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2021-01-28 9:38:38 AM  
 
2021-01-28 9:39:44 AM  

Miss5280: I assume there were only 4 farmers in the contest and that's how he managed to get 4th place.


I disagree.  I'd bang him like a screen door in a hurricane.  Though I'd probably have to put a ball gag in his mouth just so I didn't have to hear his idiotic bullshiat.
 
2021-01-28 9:50:52 AM  

Hyjamon: what is amusing about this is Skylar's hookline there:



I explained it up above. I.didn't have time to photoshop it specifically for this thread. It was a left over from her Fark link last month or so.
 
2021-01-28 9:52:58 AM  
Voted #1 by ewe!!!
Jim Smith's Farm Diaries - Short Stuff
Youtube dNUHAm3zteY
 
2021-01-28 9:57:05 AM  

thorpe: [townsquare.media image 630x472]

https://wbkr.com/she-thinks-her-farmer​s-sexy-4th-place-winner-is-jordan-revl​ett/


A John Deere guy?  Well, definitely way below my standards.

/ 1974 International Harvester 666 for the win, baby.
 
2021-01-28 10:01:15 AM  
FTA:
He received 8,000 of the 64,000 votes cast in the 2019 radio competition
Hell, I look pretty smoking hot on the radio myself!
 
2021-01-28 10:22:46 AM  

The Googles Do Nothing: 1funguy: The Googles Do Nothing: "Plowing through your beanfield" is one of my favorite euphemisms.  My wife does not find it arousing however.

She likes that sound her gold chain makes when it drags back and forth across the pillow case repeatedly increasing in rate. I just tell her to focus on that.

/ hope that helps
// of course it's a joke

I'll try taking her gold chain out of her jewelry box tonight and dragging it on her pillow to see if it works.  Thanks!


Glad to help!
I'd do it for you my eskimo brother!
 
2021-01-28 12:09:39 PM  

steklo: [Fark user image image 620x465]


They HAD TO make a dig at city folks. They cannot just celebrate behind themselves. They have to castigate the others.
 
2021-01-28 1:48:21 PM  
I don't live far from owensboro, but I'm across the river rather than south where Island, Ky is... but I've been through there... population less than 500 people and strategically located between madisonville, calhoun, central city and beaver dam... yeah he's probably quite the catch in Island, Ky.
I drove through that area about a month ago... LOTS of trump flags and signs and bumper stickers in that area.
 
2021-01-28 3:22:08 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: "Plowing through your beanfield" is one of my favorite euphemisms.  My wife does not find it arousing however.


It's not how deep you plow the furrow, it's how long you stay in the field
 
2021-01-28 4:12:33 PM  
I scrolled down, and saw a pic of Boris Johnson before I saw him.  Heh!
 
2021-01-28 4:16:24 PM  

steklo: [Fark user image 620x465]


My name is Skylar Mack and I like visiting jails in foreign countries.
 
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