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(Homeland Security)   No big deal, just the DHS putting out a warning that the U.S. faces heightened threats from violent domestic extremists emboldened by the attempted insurrection   (dhs.gov) divider line
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2021-01-27 8:45:49 PM  
86 votes:
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2021-01-27 9:23:42 PM  
52 votes:
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2021-01-27 9:06:37 PM  
31 votes:
Area White Supremacist Passionate Defender of What He Imagines Country To Be.
 
2021-01-27 11:56:50 PM  
28 votes:
I blame the utter failure of consequences for right wing terrorists since the Bundy ranch fiasco.

The failure of law enforcement and the feds to move against these people only emboldened them to greater things. We had the bird sanctuary take over  and then the storming of the OG state capital, culminating in the January 6th plot top topple the government of the United states itself.

We could have ended this in an afternoon with a single wing of ground attack bombers and a regiment of calvary troopers but no that might have provoked them into violence.

Next time they step over the line stack them five deep in the streets. Hard to be a bad ass when your gut shot and screaming as you choke on your own blood.

Shooting even a few will make the rest go home. You have to treat conservatives like children and that means swatting their backsides when reason and logic fail.

/user name checks out comment.
//conservatives are the enemy of a free and open society.
/// three for the republic if we can keep it.
 
2021-01-27 11:39:58 PM  
25 votes:
DHS: Hey guys you probably didn't know this but there's a domestic terrorist problem.

Everyone that's paying attention:
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2021-01-27 11:30:16 PM  
25 votes:
 Words like "sedition" and "insurrection" never crossed my mind unless I was reading a history book. But here we are.
 
2021-01-27 11:41:19 PM  
23 votes:
Janet Reno didn't go far enough.
 
2021-01-28 12:10:17 AM  
19 votes:

Marshmallow Jones: RedComrade: I blame the utter failure of consequences for right wing terrorists since the Bundy ranch fiasco.

The failure of law enforcement and the feds to move against these people only emboldened them to greater things. We had the bird sanctuary take over  and then the storming of the OG state capital, culminating in the January 6th plot top topple the government of the United states itself.

We could have ended this in an afternoon with a single wing of ground attack bombers and a regiment of calvary troopers but no that might have provoked them into violence.

Next time they step over the line stack them five deep in the streets. Hard to be a bad ass when your gut shot and screaming as you choke on your own blood.

Shooting even a few will make the rest go home. You have to treat conservatives like children and that means swatting their backsides when reason and logic fail.

/user name checks out comment.
//conservatives are the enemy of a free and open society.
/// three for the republic if we can keep it.

Terrorist warnings, post Sept 11th, 3000+ dead: 'Racist fear mongering!'

Terrorist warnings, post bumbling redneck attempt to steal Capitol furniture, 4 rednecks dead:  'KILL ALL CONSERVATIVES AND WHITE SOUTHERNERS'

/farking predictable morons you are


Oh dear, you seem to have fixated yourself on a cross. Perhaps I can help you get down?
 
2021-01-27 9:08:23 PM  
19 votes:
Ain't gonna get a handle on any of this unless they figure out how to go after the root cause.
 
2021-01-28 12:09:16 AM  
16 votes:

Marshmallow Jones: RedComrade: I blame the utter failure of consequences for right wing terrorists since the Bundy ranch fiasco.

The failure of law enforcement and the feds to move against these people only emboldened them to greater things. We had the bird sanctuary take over  and then the storming of the OG state capital, culminating in the January 6th plot top topple the government of the United states itself.

We could have ended this in an afternoon with a single wing of ground attack bombers and a regiment of calvary troopers but no that might have provoked them into violence.

Next time they step over the line stack them five deep in the streets. Hard to be a bad ass when your gut shot and screaming as you choke on your own blood.

Shooting even a few will make the rest go home. You have to treat conservatives like children and that means swatting their backsides when reason and logic fail.

/user name checks out comment.
//conservatives are the enemy of a free and open society.
/// three for the republic if we can keep it.

Terrorist warnings, post Sept 11th, 3000+ dead: 'Racist fear mongering!'

Terrorist warnings, post bumbling redneck attempt to steal Capitol furniture, 4 rednecks dead:  'KILL ALL CONSERVATIVES AND WHITE SOUTHERNERS'

/farking predictable morons you are


Here you go champ this should just about to it for you.

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2021-01-28 12:11:58 AM  
15 votes:

grumpfuff: Marshmallow Jones: RedComrade: I blame the utter failure of consequences for right wing terrorists since the Bundy ranch fiasco.

The failure of law enforcement and the feds to move against these people only emboldened them to greater things. We had the bird sanctuary take over  and then the storming of the OG state capital, culminating in the January 6th plot top topple the government of the United states itself.

We could have ended this in an afternoon with a single wing of ground attack bombers and a regiment of calvary troopers but no that might have provoked them into violence.

Next time they step over the line stack them five deep in the streets. Hard to be a bad ass when your gut shot and screaming as you choke on your own blood.

Shooting even a few will make the rest go home. You have to treat conservatives like children and that means swatting their backsides when reason and logic fail.

/user name checks out comment.
//conservatives are the enemy of a free and open society.
/// three for the republic if we can keep it.

Terrorist warnings, post Sept 11th, 3000+ dead: 'Racist fear mongering!'

Terrorist warnings, post bumbling redneck attempt to steal Capitol furniture, 4 rednecks dead:  'KILL ALL CONSERVATIVES AND WHITE SOUTHERNERS'

/farking predictable morons you are

Oh dear, you seem to have fixated yourself on a cross. Perhaps I can help you get down?


Just set the cross on fire, I hear the right-wing over there loves that sort of thing.
 
2021-01-27 11:41:43 PM  
14 votes:

mr_a: Issued: January 27, 2021 11:00 am
Expires: April 30, 2021 01:00 pm

So what happens on April 30 at 1:01 PM?


Not to make light of a potentially serious situation, but the duration of the warning is a bit strange- 93 days and 2 hours.


It's President Biden's first 100 days.
Traitors want to mess up President Biden's first hundred days.

/It magics Biden's presidency invalid and restores The Dear, Eternal, Dodderer to His Rightful place and allows Him to reward his faithful.
//President Biden. Gosh that feels good.
///President Biden. For the three slashies.
 
2021-01-27 9:02:24 PM  
14 votes:
So we're going to scare the shiat out of everyone until DHS gets more money and power, right?
 
2021-01-28 12:20:17 AM  
13 votes:

Marshmallow Jones: RedComrade: Marshmallow Jones: RedComrade: I blame the utter failure of consequences for right wing terrorists since the Bundy ranch fiasco.

The failure of law enforcement and the feds to move against these people only emboldened them to greater things. We had the bird sanctuary take over  and then the storming of the OG state capital, culminating in the January 6th plot top topple the government of the United states itself.

We could have ended this in an afternoon with a single wing of ground attack bombers and a regiment of calvary troopers but no that might have provoked them into violence.

Next time they step over the line stack them five deep in the streets. Hard to be a bad ass when your gut shot and screaming as you choke on your own blood.

Shooting even a few will make the rest go home. You have to treat conservatives like children and that means swatting their backsides when reason and logic fail.

/user name checks out comment.
//conservatives are the enemy of a free and open society.
/// three for the republic if we can keep it.

Terrorist warnings, post Sept 11th, 3000+ dead: 'Racist fear mongering!'

Terrorist warnings, post bumbling redneck attempt to steal Capitol furniture, 4 rednecks dead:  'KILL ALL CONSERVATIVES AND WHITE SOUTHERNERS'

/farking predictable morons you are

Here you go champ this should just about to it for you.

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Yep and here's one for you ITG
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Hmm I think you are a bit confused on what a keyboard warrior is.

Now if I  had said that I was going to use the military to crush right wing terrorists cells or do it myself with my own squad of crack core troopers who totally exist you might have had a point... kinda.

But that isn't what I advocated, I urged the security forces to stop treating your terrorists pals like fragile little eggs and crack some heads. You know like they do to anyone protesting while black, that you wank off to every night.
 
2021-01-27 8:46:31 PM  
13 votes:
Issued: January 27, 2021 11:00 am
Expires: April 30, 2021 01:00 pm

So what happens on April 30 at 1:01 PM?


Not to make light of a potentially serious situation, but the duration of the warning is a bit strange- 93 days and 2 hours.
 
2021-01-27 11:51:22 PM  
12 votes:
Imagine these anuses growing up..."yes bobby...you're team lost 5-3 but you still won!!  The refs cheated!!"
 
2021-01-27 11:50:16 PM  
11 votes:
But remember folks, it's ANTIFA that's the biggest threat facing America right now. "Violent leftists" coming out into the suburbs and sticks to break into your house, rape your wife, kick your dog, and drink your horse piss beer.

(At least if you listen to Fox News, or consume any conservative media.)
 
2021-01-28 12:12:28 AM  
10 votes:
On the upside, if DHS is publishing this, it demonstrates that Biden has some control over the government.
 
2021-01-28 12:11:22 AM  
10 votes:
Maybe it's time to put these folks BACK on a watchlist?
 
2021-01-28 1:54:32 AM  
9 votes:
Let's be honest, they're not emboldened by the Capitol Insurgency, they're emboldened by the lack of accountability in its wake.
 
2021-01-28 12:35:11 AM  
9 votes:

Marshmallow Jones: grumpfuff: Marshmallow Jones: grumpfuff: Marshmallow Jones: RedComrade: I blame the utter failure of consequences for right wing terrorists since the Bundy ranch fiasco.

The failure of law enforcement and the feds to move against these people only emboldened them to greater things. We had the bird sanctuary take over  and then the storming of the OG state capital, culminating in the January 6th plot top topple the government of the United states itself.

We could have ended this in an afternoon with a single wing of ground attack bombers and a regiment of calvary troopers but no that might have provoked them into violence.

Next time they step over the line stack them five deep in the streets. Hard to be a bad ass when your gut shot and screaming as you choke on your own blood.

Shooting even a few will make the rest go home. You have to treat conservatives like children and that means swatting their backsides when reason and logic fail.

/user name checks out comment.
//conservatives are the enemy of a free and open society.
/// three for the republic if we can keep it.

Terrorist warnings, post Sept 11th, 3000+ dead: 'Racist fear mongering!'

Terrorist warnings, post bumbling redneck attempt to steal Capitol furniture, 4 rednecks dead:  'KILL ALL CONSERVATIVES AND WHITE SOUTHERNERS'

/farking predictable morons you are

Oh dear, you seem to have fixated yourself on a cross. Perhaps I can help you get down?

Me?  Nah I could give a Fark about the seditionists, Fark em all.  I have more fun pointing out how full of shiat you circle-jerkers are.

But you don't actually point it out. You just whine that people disagree with you. It's ok dude. We're here. Ask for help, we'll be right there to provide it.

I don't even understand your post. WTF are you on about?   Actually I don't care.  Go bother someone else.


You seem to care.


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2021-01-28 12:17:07 AM  
9 votes:

RedComrade: I blame the utter failure of consequences for right wing terrorists since the Bundy ranch fiasco.

The failure of law enforcement and the feds to move against these people only emboldened them to greater things. We had the bird sanctuary take over  and then the storming of the OG state capital, culminating in the January 6th plot top topple the government of the United states itself.

We could have ended this in an afternoon with a single wing of ground attack bombers and a regiment of calvary troopers but no that might have provoked them into violence.

Next time they step over the line stack them five deep in the streets. Hard to be a bad ass when your gut shot and screaming as you choke on your own blood.

Shooting even a few will make the rest go home. You have to treat conservatives like children and that means swatting their backsides when reason and logic fail.

/user name checks out comment.
//conservatives are the enemy of a free and open society.
/// three for the republic if we can keep it.


Meh
I remember all those times brown Americans pointed rifles at the feds and nothing happened


narrator: this never happened
 
2021-01-27 11:45:35 PM  
9 votes:
The third reich had pervitin tablets. The y'all qaeda insurrectionists will have to settle for meth pipes and monster energy drinks.

/may they all suffer strokes at the least opportune moment
 
2021-01-28 1:25:18 AM  
8 votes:
Man, a lot of terrorist sympathizers infesting the place lately.
 
2021-01-28 12:45:42 AM  
7 votes:

Naido: So we're going to scare the shiat out of everyone until DHS gets more money and power, right?


Do you honestly believe that there is no reason to believe that we are at risk of violent domestic terrorism?
 
2021-01-28 12:39:32 AM  
7 votes:

Marshmallow Jones: RedComrade: I blame the utter failure of consequences for right wing terrorists since the Bundy ranch fiasco.

The failure of law enforcement and the feds to move against these people only emboldened them to greater things. We had the bird sanctuary take over  and then the storming of the OG state capital, culminating in the January 6th plot top topple the government of the United states itself.

We could have ended this in an afternoon with a single wing of ground attack bombers and a regiment of calvary troopers but no that might have provoked them into violence.

Next time they step over the line stack them five deep in the streets. Hard to be a bad ass when your gut shot and screaming as you choke on your own blood.

Shooting even a few will make the rest go home. You have to treat conservatives like children and that means swatting their backsides when reason and logic fail.

/user name checks out comment.
//conservatives are the enemy of a free and open society.
/// three for the republic if we can keep it.

Terrorist warnings, post Sept 11th, 3000+ dead: 'Racist fear mongering!'

Terrorist warnings, post bumbling redneck attempt to steal Capitol furniture, 4 rednecks dead:  'KILL ALL CONSERVATIVES AND WHITE SOUTHERNERS'

/farking predictable morons you are


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2021-01-28 12:34:14 AM  
7 votes:

Fenrisulfr: RedComrade: I blame the utter failure of consequences for right wing terrorists since the Bundy ranch fiasco.

The failure of law enforcement and the feds to move against these people only emboldened them to greater things. We had the bird sanctuary take over  and then the storming of the OG state capital, culminating in the January 6th plot top topple the government of the United states itself.

We could have ended this in an afternoon with a single wing of ground attack bombers and a regiment of calvary troopers but no that might have provoked them into violence.

Next time they step over the line stack them five deep in the streets. Hard to be a bad ass when your gut shot and screaming as you choke on your own blood.

Shooting even a few will make the rest go home. You have to treat conservatives like children and that means swatting their backsides when reason and logic fail.

/user name checks out comment.
//conservatives are the enemy of a free and open society.
/// three for the republic if we can keep it.

You are so right - Those conservative belong somewhere where they are not a threat, like a camp somewhere.... To concentrate them is certain areas, right!!! We can't let diversity of thought infect other people.

One People!
One Nation!
One LEADER!!!!!

(Sounds better in German for some reason)


Oh they tend to concentrate themselves pretty well. The dwell in dying factory towns, farming communities bypassed by the highway system, and throughout what is known as 'fly of country' since there is pretty much no reason to go there.

They cling to their dying towns as the jobs leave, the big stores close up and they can't find work with a high school diploma to pay the bills. The town gets smaller ever year as the younger generation leaves what they know is a dying town. So the town declines more and more. The factories and store fronts rust away and they just don't understand why.

It must be someone's fault.  They did what they were supposed to, graduating high school and getting a factory job only to lose it within five years as the owners move production overseas.

So they sit in their dying down stewing in anger over a changing world they hardly comprehend and curse whatever villain the angry TV man tells them is the cause of their suffering.
 
2021-01-27 11:59:17 PM  
7 votes:

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Oooh he cut out his trigger finger and safety flipper.  How high speed.

I wonder if he watches too many movies.

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Actual special forces don't need to cut their gl9ve fingers off.  But maybe it's just so these high speed low drag can flash the "OK" sign better.
 
2021-01-27 11:57:42 PM  
7 votes:

RedComrade: I blame the utter failure of consequences for right wing terrorists since the Bundy ranch fiasco.

The failure of law enforcement and the feds to move against these people only emboldened them to greater things. We had the bird sanctuary take over  and then the storming of the OG state capital, culminating in the January 6th plot top topple the government of the United states itself.

We could have ended this in an afternoon with a single wing of ground attack bombers and a regiment of calvary troopers but no that might have provoked them into violence.

Next time they step over the line stack them five deep in the streets. Hard to be a bad ass when your gut shot and screaming as you choke on your own blood.

Shooting even a few will make the rest go home. You have to treat conservatives like children and that means swatting their backsides when reason and logic fail.

/user name checks out comment.
//conservatives are the enemy of a free and open society.
/// three for the republic if we can keep it.


It wasn't "failure," though, and that's what the real problem is.
 
2021-01-27 11:38:08 PM  
7 votes:
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2021-01-28 5:26:12 AM  
6 votes:
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2021-01-28 12:14:07 AM  
6 votes:

grumpfuff: Marshmallow Jones: RedComrade: I blame the utter failure of consequences for right wing terrorists since the Bundy ranch fiasco.

The failure of law enforcement and the feds to move against these people only emboldened them to greater things. We had the bird sanctuary take over  and then the storming of the OG state capital, culminating in the January 6th plot top topple the government of the United states itself.

We could have ended this in an afternoon with a single wing of ground attack bombers and a regiment of calvary troopers but no that might have provoked them into violence.

Next time they step over the line stack them five deep in the streets. Hard to be a bad ass when your gut shot and screaming as you choke on your own blood.

Shooting even a few will make the rest go home. You have to treat conservatives like children and that means swatting their backsides when reason and logic fail.

/user name checks out comment.
//conservatives are the enemy of a free and open society.
/// three for the republic if we can keep it.

Terrorist warnings, post Sept 11th, 3000+ dead: 'Racist fear mongering!'

Terrorist warnings, post bumbling redneck attempt to steal Capitol furniture, 4 rednecks dead:  'KILL ALL CONSERVATIVES AND WHITE SOUTHERNERS'

/farking predictable morons you are

Oh dear, you seem to have fixated yourself on a cross. Perhaps I can help you get down?


Why? He looks like a natural. I mean, it WAS a popular sentence for criminals, and if he wants to associate and defend criminals and seditionists, then it's a perfectly natural setting.
 
2021-01-28 5:28:16 AM  
5 votes:
So wonderful to hear the whine of the American "liberal hunting license" set, and to see them described a farking TERRORISTS because that's what they farking ARE.
 
2021-01-28 2:12:06 AM  
5 votes:

RedComrade: Oh they tend to concentrate themselves pretty well. The dwell in dying factory towns, farming communities bypassed by the highway system, and throughout what is known as 'fly of country' since there is pretty much no reason to go there.

They cling to their dying towns as the jobs leave, the big stores close up and they can't find work with a high school diploma to pay the bills. The town gets smaller ever year as the younger generation leaves what they know is a dying town. So the town declines more and more. The factories and store fronts rust away and they just don't understand why.

It must be someone's fault.  They did what they were supposed to, graduating high school and getting a factory job only to lose it within five years as the owners move production overseas.

So they sit in their dying down stewing in anger over a changing world they hardly comprehend and curse whatever villain the angry TV man tells them is the cause of their suffering.


If only the planet and this nation in particular wasn't littered with abandoned towns that could serve as some kind of history lesson.  Ghost towns, maps with town names that have ceased to exist because the mines closed, the railroad or highways passed them by, there was a drought or a natural disaster, the river moved or any number of reasons.

Sadly, the factory work thing is the work of the very people they served, the Capitalists, who moved their jobs overseas so they could pay someone $2 a day.  You want someone to blame for the loss of your jobs, blame the rich bastards who fired you for someone 1/100th your cost so he could make a few more dollars.
 
2021-01-28 12:10:03 AM  
5 votes:
I've been telling my wingnut coworkers that the FBI and the DHS are monitoring right-wing social media. Then I laugh.
 
2021-01-27 11:45:56 PM  
5 votes:
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2021-01-28 2:48:12 AM  
4 votes:
 
2021-01-28 12:53:53 AM  
4 votes:

grumpfuff: Marshmallow Jones: RedComrade: I blame the utter failure of consequences for right wing terrorists since the Bundy ranch fiasco.

The failure of law enforcement and the feds to move against these people only emboldened them to greater things. We had the bird sanctuary take over  and then the storming of the OG state capital, culminating in the January 6th plot top topple the government of the United states itself.

We could have ended this in an afternoon with a single wing of ground attack bombers and a regiment of calvary troopers but no that might have provoked them into violence.

Next time they step over the line stack them five deep in the streets. Hard to be a bad ass when your gut shot and screaming as you choke on your own blood.

Shooting even a few will make the rest go home. You have to treat conservatives like children and that means swatting their backsides when reason and logic fail.

/user name checks out comment.
//conservatives are the enemy of a free and open society.
/// three for the republic if we can keep it.

Terrorist warnings, post Sept 11th, 3000+ dead: 'Racist fear mongering!'

Terrorist warnings, post bumbling redneck attempt to steal Capitol furniture, 4 rednecks dead:  'KILL ALL CONSERVATIVES AND WHITE SOUTHERNERS'

/farking predictable morons you are

Oh dear, you seem to have fixated yourself on a cross. Perhaps I can help you get down?


I always wondered how they got that last nail in up there all by themselves.
 
2021-01-27 11:38:24 PM  
4 votes:
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2021-01-27 10:27:20 PM  
4 votes:
Really?

When did this all start?

Because it's news to me..

And I need a sarc font
 
2021-01-28 6:05:42 AM  
3 votes:

cryptozoophiliac: So wonderful to hear the whine of the American "liberal hunting license" set, and to see them described a farking TERRORISTS because that's what they farking ARE.


When those first came out we had one guy in the shop who was always a bit of a idiot-nut print one out on his home computer, stuck it to his toolbox with Scotch tape. He had about half of the other machinists all bobbing their heads and doing the Beavis and Butthead laugh about it. The boss never said anything about it and it stayed there for weeks. Then Jerry came back from his time off from recovering from knee surgery, got one look at it and tore it off, balled it up and threw it in the trash.

Nobody farked with Jerry. Big Black dude. Goddamn good machinist. He could lift a 20" dividing head onto a mill with one hand. He'd regularly walk through the shop with a 10 foot length of 3 inch round bar on his shoulder and he'd been working there for something like 15 years. He had that Samuel Jackson "Say what again motherfarker" expression down pat. Just catching him looking over at you with it would have you slinking around the shop for hours. He also knew practically every dirty joke that had ever been told for the last thousand years.

Miss ya Jerry. fark Cancer.
 
2021-01-28 2:45:02 AM  
3 votes:

lolmao500: make me some tea: Ain't gonna get a handle on any of this unless they figure out how to go after the root cause.

As in shutting down fox news, newsmax, oan, sputnik, russia today, hundreds of right wing websites and forums and heavily regulating facebook and twitter.

Yeah that'll never happen. The gov will let these traitors kill people, blow stuff up for years before even thinking about doing something if ever... unless they start targeting them personally.


Shutting them down isn't necessary, or even possible really.

Considering the violence that's resulted from their radicalized audience, there may be a way to go at this from a legal standpoint. IANAL so I don't know what options are on the table.

With this DHS bulletin it does appear the government is building a case though.
 
2021-01-28 12:33:34 AM  
3 votes:
Attacks in the style of Timothy McVeigh are my fear. This group of insurrrctionists strikes me more as the hit civilian targets, though.

/my $0.02
//probably worth less
///obligatory 3rd slashie
 
2021-01-28 12:15:53 AM  
3 votes:
The question and the answer if the US tolerates terrorism by nutty white people is, does everyone that engaged in serious felonies get charged, convicted and sentenced the same as POCs.

/Most of the nutters will stop if they face any actual accountability.
 
2021-01-28 12:12:55 AM  
3 votes:

grumpfuff: Marshmallow Jones: RedComrade: I blame the utter failure of consequences for right wing terrorists since the Bundy ranch fiasco.

The failure of law enforcement and the feds to move against these people only emboldened them to greater things. We had the bird sanctuary take over  and then the storming of the OG state capital, culminating in the January 6th plot top topple the government of the United states itself.

We could have ended this in an afternoon with a single wing of ground attack bombers and a regiment of calvary troopers but no that might have provoked them into violence.

Next time they step over the line stack them five deep in the streets. Hard to be a bad ass when your gut shot and screaming as you choke on your own blood.

Shooting even a few will make the rest go home. You have to treat conservatives like children and that means swatting their backsides when reason and logic fail.

/user name checks out comment.
//conservatives are the enemy of a free and open society.
/// three for the republic if we can keep it.

Terrorist warnings, post Sept 11th, 3000+ dead: 'Racist fear mongering!'

Terrorist warnings, post bumbling redneck attempt to steal Capitol furniture, 4 rednecks dead:  'KILL ALL CONSERVATIVES AND WHITE SOUTHERNERS'

/farking predictable morons you are

Oh dear, you seem to have fixated yourself on a cross. Perhaps I can help you get down?


One of the "rednecks" was a cop on duty, btw.
 
2021-01-27 11:40:21 PM  
3 votes:

mr_a: Issued: January 27, 2021 11:00 am
Expires: April 30, 2021 01:00 pm

So what happens on April 30 at 1:01 PM?


Not to make light of a potentially serious situation, but the duration of the warning is a bit strange- 93 days and 2 hours.


Sure, but if you add seven days that's 100 days and one hour from when Biden was inaugurated.  Where have I heard first 100 days in office before...
 
2021-01-28 8:08:34 AM  
2 votes:

Marshmallow Jones: grumpfuff: Marshmallow Jones: grumpfuff: Marshmallow Jones: RedComrade: I blame the utter failure of consequences for right wing terrorists since the Bundy ranch fiasco.

The failure of law enforcement and the feds to move against these people only emboldened them to greater things. We had the bird sanctuary take over  and then the storming of the OG state capital, culminating in the January 6th plot top topple the government of the United states itself.

We could have ended this in an afternoon with a single wing of ground attack bombers and a regiment of calvary troopers but no that might have provoked them into violence.

Next time they step over the line stack them five deep in the streets. Hard to be a bad ass when your gut shot and screaming as you choke on your own blood.

Shooting even a few will make the rest go home. You have to treat conservatives like children and that means swatting their backsides when reason and logic fail.

/user name checks out comment.
//conservatives are the enemy of a free and open society.
/// three for the republic if we can keep it.

Terrorist warnings, post Sept 11th, 3000+ dead: 'Racist fear mongering!'

Terrorist warnings, post bumbling redneck attempt to steal Capitol furniture, 4 rednecks dead:  'KILL ALL CONSERVATIVES AND WHITE SOUTHERNERS'

/farking predictable morons you are

Oh dear, you seem to have fixated yourself on a cross. Perhaps I can help you get down?

Me?  Nah I could give a Fark about the seditionists, Fark em all.  I have more fun pointing out how full of shiat you circle-jerkers are.

But you don't actually point it out. You just whine that people disagree with you. It's ok dude. We're here. Ask for help, we'll be right there to provide it.

I don't even understand your post. WTF are you on about?   Actually I don't care.  Go bother someone else.


Ofc you don't understand. You're too busy lashing out at anyone who dares not agree with you 100%.
 
2021-01-28 3:05:57 AM  
2 votes:

Fenrisulfr: We must declare martial law to prevent Trump from declaring martial law and overturning the election... After he has left office.... So we must keep 10K troops in the capital.


Who has declared martial law?
 
2021-01-28 12:36:17 AM  
2 votes:

rhodabear: Attacks in the style of Timothy McVeigh are my fear. This group of insurrrctionists strikes me more as the hit civilian targets, though.

/my $0.02
//probably worth less
///obligatory 3rd slashie


No more posting without my glasses after smoking weed and taking clonazepam.
 
2021-01-28 12:26:33 AM  
2 votes:

Marshmallow Jones: grumpfuff: Marshmallow Jones: RedComrade: I blame the utter failure of consequences for right wing terrorists since the Bundy ranch fiasco.

The failure of law enforcement and the feds to move against these people only emboldened them to greater things. We had the bird sanctuary take over  and then the storming of the OG state capital, culminating in the January 6th plot top topple the government of the United states itself.

We could have ended this in an afternoon with a single wing of ground attack bombers and a regiment of calvary troopers but no that might have provoked them into violence.

Next time they step over the line stack them five deep in the streets. Hard to be a bad ass when your gut shot and screaming as you choke on your own blood.

Shooting even a few will make the rest go home. You have to treat conservatives like children and that means swatting their backsides when reason and logic fail.

/user name checks out comment.
//conservatives are the enemy of a free and open society.
/// three for the republic if we can keep it.

Terrorist warnings, post Sept 11th, 3000+ dead: 'Racist fear mongering!'

Terrorist warnings, post bumbling redneck attempt to steal Capitol furniture, 4 rednecks dead:  'KILL ALL CONSERVATIVES AND WHITE SOUTHERNERS'

/farking predictable morons you are

Oh dear, you seem to have fixated yourself on a cross. Perhaps I can help you get down?

Me?  Nah I could give a Fark about the seditionists, Fark em all.  I have more fun pointing out how full of shiat you circle-jerkers are.


But you don't actually point it out. You just whine that people disagree with you. It's ok dude. We're here. Ask for help, we'll be right there to provide it.
 
2021-01-28 12:22:11 AM  
2 votes:

grumpfuff: Marshmallow Jones: RedComrade: I blame the utter failure of consequences for right wing terrorists since the Bundy ranch fiasco.

The failure of law enforcement and the feds to move against these people only emboldened them to greater things. We had the bird sanctuary take over  and then the storming of the OG state capital, culminating in the January 6th plot top topple the government of the United states itself.

We could have ended this in an afternoon with a single wing of ground attack bombers and a regiment of calvary troopers but no that might have provoked them into violence.

Next time they step over the line stack them five deep in the streets. Hard to be a bad ass when your gut shot and screaming as you choke on your own blood.

Shooting even a few will make the rest go home. You have to treat conservatives like children and that means swatting their backsides when reason and logic fail.

/user name checks out comment.
//conservatives are the enemy of a free and open society.
/// three for the republic if we can keep it.

Terrorist warnings, post Sept 11th, 3000+ dead: 'Racist fear mongering!'

Terrorist warnings, post bumbling redneck attempt to steal Capitol furniture, 4 rednecks dead:  'KILL ALL CONSERVATIVES AND WHITE SOUTHERNERS'

/farking predictable morons you are

Oh dear, you seem to have fixated yourself on a cross. Perhaps I can help you get down?


Me?  Nah I could give a Fark about the seditionists, Fark em all.  I have more fun pointing out how full of shiat you circle-jerkers are.
 
2021-01-27 11:37:38 PM  
2 votes:

mr_a: Issued: January 27, 2021 11:00 am
Expires: April 30, 2021 01:00 pm

So what happens on April 30 at 1:01 PM?


Not to make light of a potentially serious situation, but the duration of the warning is a bit strange- 93 days and 2 hours.


That's when the Biden Robot is set to be unmasked by the reptilians in a special ceremony where Donald Trump will return from his mission of defeating the pedophiles and be crowned King of America.

/I'm trying to make fun of Q, but I think that's probably what they really think
 
2021-01-28 6:03:15 AM  
1 vote:
Yeah the "scary" tag is appropriate, but I cannot help but feel a sigh of relief that at least those in control of protecting us from right wing domestic terrorism, are not people who basically see the terrorists as a base of political support.
 
2021-01-28 4:24:33 AM  
1 vote:

make me some tea: Ain't gonna get a handle on any of this unless they figure out how to go after the root cause.


Fox News?
 
2021-01-28 2:33:14 AM  
1 vote:
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Have your violent extremists call my violent extremists. Also take your civil war and shove it up your ass or I'll do it for you.
 
2021-01-28 2:20:35 AM  
1 vote:
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2021-01-28 12:25:12 AM  
1 vote:

Marshmallow Jones: Gyrfalcon: grumpfuff: Marshmallow Jones: RedComrade: I blame the utter failure of consequences for right wing terrorists since the Bundy ranch fiasco.

The failure of law enforcement and the feds to move against these people only emboldened them to greater things. We had the bird sanctuary take over  and then the storming of the OG state capital, culminating in the January 6th plot top topple the government of the United states itself.

We could have ended this in an afternoon with a single wing of ground attack bombers and a regiment of calvary troopers but no that might have provoked them into violence.

Next time they step over the line stack them five deep in the streets. Hard to be a bad ass when your gut shot and screaming as you choke on your own blood.

Shooting even a few will make the rest go home. You have to treat conservatives like children and that means swatting their backsides when reason and logic fail.

/user name checks out comment.
//conservatives are the enemy of a free and open society.
/// three for the republic if we can keep it.

Terrorist warnings, post Sept 11th, 3000+ dead: 'Racist fear mongering!'

Terrorist warnings, post bumbling redneck attempt to steal Capitol furniture, 4 rednecks dead:  'KILL ALL CONSERVATIVES AND WHITE SOUTHERNERS'

/farking predictable morons you are

Oh dear, you seem to have fixated yourself on a cross. Perhaps I can help you get down?

One of the "rednecks" was a cop on duty, btw.

Oh now there's concern about the welfare of cops?   On the PolTab??   The must be bizarro-world Fark.


Strange how you skip right over my comment. I guess that means you at some point do understand I have a valid point, and have to lash out at others to distance yourself from that.

It's ok dude. We're here for you. You don't need to post stupid shiat no one is saying to get attention. Just ask for help, we'll be right there for you.
 
2021-01-28 12:15:06 AM  
1 vote:

RedComrade: Marshmallow Jones: RedComrade: I blame the utter failure of consequences for right wing terrorists since the Bundy ranch fiasco.

The failure of law enforcement and the feds to move against these people only emboldened them to greater things. We had the bird sanctuary take over  and then the storming of the OG state capital, culminating in the January 6th plot top topple the government of the United states itself.

We could have ended this in an afternoon with a single wing of ground attack bombers and a regiment of calvary troopers but no that might have provoked them into violence.

Next time they step over the line stack them five deep in the streets. Hard to be a bad ass when your gut shot and screaming as you choke on your own blood.

Shooting even a few will make the rest go home. You have to treat conservatives like children and that means swatting their backsides when reason and logic fail.

/user name checks out comment.
//conservatives are the enemy of a free and open society.
/// three for the republic if we can keep it.

Terrorist warnings, post Sept 11th, 3000+ dead: 'Racist fear mongering!'

Terrorist warnings, post bumbling redneck attempt to steal Capitol furniture, 4 rednecks dead:  'KILL ALL CONSERVATIVES AND WHITE SOUTHERNERS'

/farking predictable morons you are

Here you go champ this should just about to it for you.

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Yep and here's one for you ITG
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2021-01-28 12:06:21 AM  
1 vote:

RedComrade: I blame the utter failure of consequences for right wing terrorists since the Bundy ranch fiasco.

The failure of law enforcement and the feds to move against these people only emboldened them to greater things. We had the bird sanctuary take over  and then the storming of the OG state capital, culminating in the January 6th plot top topple the government of the United states itself.

We could have ended this in an afternoon with a single wing of ground attack bombers and a regiment of calvary troopers but no that might have provoked them into violence.

Next time they step over the line stack them five deep in the streets. Hard to be a bad ass when your gut shot and screaming as you choke on your own blood.

Shooting even a few will make the rest go home. You have to treat conservatives like children and that means swatting their backsides when reason and logic fail.

/user name checks out comment.
//conservatives are the enemy of a free and open society.
/// three for the republic if we can keep it.


Terrorist warnings, post Sept 11th, 3000+ dead: 'Racist fear mongering!'

Terrorist warnings, post bumbling redneck attempt to steal Capitol furniture, 4 rednecks dead:  'KILL ALL CONSERVATIVES AND WHITE SOUTHERNERS'

/farking predictable morons you are
 
2021-01-28 12:03:35 AM  
1 vote:

RedComrade: Hard to be a bad ass when your you're gut shot and screaming as you choke on your own blood.

 
2021-01-28 12:02:26 AM  
1 vote:

mcsiegs: Imagine these anuses growing up..."yes bobby...you're your team lost 5-3 but you still won!!  The refs cheated!!"

 
2021-01-27 11:41:47 PM  
1 vote:

leeksfromchichis: mr_a: Issued: January 27, 2021 11:00 am
Expires: April 30, 2021 01:00 pm

So what happens on April 30 at 1:01 PM?


Not to make light of a potentially serious situation, but the duration of the warning is a bit strange- 93 days and 2 hours.

That's when the Biden Robot is set to be unmasked by the reptilians in a special ceremony where Donald Trump will return from his mission of defeating the pedophiles and be crowned King of America.

/I'm trying to make fun of Q, but I think that's probably what they really think


Difficulty: March 4th is within the time it is active but I guess the orange protoplasm in FL can override it when he is the new King.
 
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