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(Homeland Security)   No big deal, just the DHS putting out a warning that the U.S. faces heightened threats from violent domestic extremists emboldened by the attempted insurrection   (dhs.gov) divider line
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2021-01-28 12:22:11 AM  

grumpfuff: Marshmallow Jones: RedComrade: I blame the utter failure of consequences for right wing terrorists since the Bundy ranch fiasco.

The failure of law enforcement and the feds to move against these people only emboldened them to greater things. We had the bird sanctuary take over  and then the storming of the OG state capital, culminating in the January 6th plot top topple the government of the United states itself.

We could have ended this in an afternoon with a single wing of ground attack bombers and a regiment of calvary troopers but no that might have provoked them into violence.

Next time they step over the line stack them five deep in the streets. Hard to be a bad ass when your gut shot and screaming as you choke on your own blood.

Shooting even a few will make the rest go home. You have to treat conservatives like children and that means swatting their backsides when reason and logic fail.

/user name checks out comment.
//conservatives are the enemy of a free and open society.
/// three for the republic if we can keep it.

Terrorist warnings, post Sept 11th, 3000+ dead: 'Racist fear mongering!'

Terrorist warnings, post bumbling redneck attempt to steal Capitol furniture, 4 rednecks dead:  'KILL ALL CONSERVATIVES AND WHITE SOUTHERNERS'

/farking predictable morons you are

Oh dear, you seem to have fixated yourself on a cross. Perhaps I can help you get down?


Me?  Nah I could give a Fark about the seditionists, Fark em all.  I have more fun pointing out how full of shiat you circle-jerkers are.
 
2021-01-28 12:25:12 AM  

Marshmallow Jones: Gyrfalcon: grumpfuff: Marshmallow Jones: RedComrade: I blame the utter failure of consequences for right wing terrorists since the Bundy ranch fiasco.

The failure of law enforcement and the feds to move against these people only emboldened them to greater things. We had the bird sanctuary take over  and then the storming of the OG state capital, culminating in the January 6th plot top topple the government of the United states itself.

We could have ended this in an afternoon with a single wing of ground attack bombers and a regiment of calvary troopers but no that might have provoked them into violence.

Next time they step over the line stack them five deep in the streets. Hard to be a bad ass when your gut shot and screaming as you choke on your own blood.

Shooting even a few will make the rest go home. You have to treat conservatives like children and that means swatting their backsides when reason and logic fail.

/user name checks out comment.
//conservatives are the enemy of a free and open society.
/// three for the republic if we can keep it.

Terrorist warnings, post Sept 11th, 3000+ dead: 'Racist fear mongering!'

Terrorist warnings, post bumbling redneck attempt to steal Capitol furniture, 4 rednecks dead:  'KILL ALL CONSERVATIVES AND WHITE SOUTHERNERS'

/farking predictable morons you are

Oh dear, you seem to have fixated yourself on a cross. Perhaps I can help you get down?

One of the "rednecks" was a cop on duty, btw.

Oh now there's concern about the welfare of cops?   On the PolTab??   The must be bizarro-world Fark.


Strange how you skip right over my comment. I guess that means you at some point do understand I have a valid point, and have to lash out at others to distance yourself from that.

It's ok dude. We're here for you. You don't need to post stupid shiat no one is saying to get attention. Just ask for help, we'll be right there for you.
 
2021-01-28 12:25:22 AM  

RedComrade: Marshmallow Jones: RedComrade: Marshmallow Jones: RedComrade: I blame the utter failure of consequences for right wing terrorists since the Bundy ranch fiasco.

The failure of law enforcement and the feds to move against these people only emboldened them to greater things. We had the bird sanctuary take over  and then the storming of the OG state capital, culminating in the January 6th plot top topple the government of the United states itself.

We could have ended this in an afternoon with a single wing of ground attack bombers and a regiment of calvary troopers but no that might have provoked them into violence.

Next time they step over the line stack them five deep in the streets. Hard to be a bad ass when your gut shot and screaming as you choke on your own blood.

Shooting even a few will make the rest go home. You have to treat conservatives like children and that means swatting their backsides when reason and logic fail.

/user name checks out comment.
//conservatives are the enemy of a free and open society.
/// three for the republic if we can keep it.

Terrorist warnings, post Sept 11th, 3000+ dead: 'Racist fear mongering!'

Terrorist warnings, post bumbling redneck attempt to steal Capitol furniture, 4 rednecks dead:  'KILL ALL CONSERVATIVES AND WHITE SOUTHERNERS'

/farking predictable morons you are

Here you go champ this should just about to it for you.

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Yep and here's one for you ITG
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Hmm I think you are a bit confused on what a keyboard warrior is.

Now if I  had said that I was going to use the military to crush right wing terrorists cells or do it myself with my own squad of crack core troopers who totally exist you might have had a point... kinda.

But that isn't what I advocated, I urged the security forces to stop treating your terrorists pals like fragile little eggs and crack some heads. You know like they do to anyone protesting while black, that you wank off to every night.


No, I had it right.  You're a keyboard warrior.  Too many video games for you.  Says so in your own profile.  Go back to your camo Xbox  controller.
 
2021-01-28 12:26:03 AM  

RedComrade: I blame the utter failure of consequences for right wing terrorists since the Bundy ranch fiasco.

The failure of law enforcement and the feds to move against these people only emboldened them to greater things. We had the bird sanctuary take over  and then the storming of the OG state capital, culminating in the January 6th plot top topple the government of the United states itself.

We could have ended this in an afternoon with a single wing of ground attack bombers and a regiment of calvary troopers but no that might have provoked them into violence.

Next time they step over the line stack them five deep in the streets. Hard to be a bad ass when your gut shot and screaming as you choke on your own blood.

Shooting even a few will make the rest go home. You have to treat conservatives like children and that means swatting their backsides when reason and logic fail.

/user name checks out comment.
//conservatives are the enemy of a free and open society.
/// three for the republic if we can keep it.


You are so right - Those conservative belong somewhere where they are not a threat, like a camp somewhere.... To concentrate them is certain areas, right!!! We can't let diversity of thought infect other people.

One People!
One Nation!
One LEADER!!!!!

(Sounds better in German for some reason)
 
2021-01-28 12:26:33 AM  

Marshmallow Jones: grumpfuff: Marshmallow Jones: RedComrade: I blame the utter failure of consequences for right wing terrorists since the Bundy ranch fiasco.

The failure of law enforcement and the feds to move against these people only emboldened them to greater things. We had the bird sanctuary take over  and then the storming of the OG state capital, culminating in the January 6th plot top topple the government of the United states itself.

We could have ended this in an afternoon with a single wing of ground attack bombers and a regiment of calvary troopers but no that might have provoked them into violence.

Next time they step over the line stack them five deep in the streets. Hard to be a bad ass when your gut shot and screaming as you choke on your own blood.

Shooting even a few will make the rest go home. You have to treat conservatives like children and that means swatting their backsides when reason and logic fail.

/user name checks out comment.
//conservatives are the enemy of a free and open society.
/// three for the republic if we can keep it.

Terrorist warnings, post Sept 11th, 3000+ dead: 'Racist fear mongering!'

Terrorist warnings, post bumbling redneck attempt to steal Capitol furniture, 4 rednecks dead:  'KILL ALL CONSERVATIVES AND WHITE SOUTHERNERS'

/farking predictable morons you are

Oh dear, you seem to have fixated yourself on a cross. Perhaps I can help you get down?

Me?  Nah I could give a Fark about the seditionists, Fark em all.  I have more fun pointing out how full of shiat you circle-jerkers are.


But you don't actually point it out. You just whine that people disagree with you. It's ok dude. We're here. Ask for help, we'll be right there to provide it.
 
2021-01-28 12:29:34 AM  

grumpfuff: Marshmallow Jones: grumpfuff: Marshmallow Jones: RedComrade: I blame the utter failure of consequences for right wing terrorists since the Bundy ranch fiasco.

The failure of law enforcement and the feds to move against these people only emboldened them to greater things. We had the bird sanctuary take over  and then the storming of the OG state capital, culminating in the January 6th plot top topple the government of the United states itself.

We could have ended this in an afternoon with a single wing of ground attack bombers and a regiment of calvary troopers but no that might have provoked them into violence.

Next time they step over the line stack them five deep in the streets. Hard to be a bad ass when your gut shot and screaming as you choke on your own blood.

Shooting even a few will make the rest go home. You have to treat conservatives like children and that means swatting their backsides when reason and logic fail.

/user name checks out comment.
//conservatives are the enemy of a free and open society.
/// three for the republic if we can keep it.

Terrorist warnings, post Sept 11th, 3000+ dead: 'Racist fear mongering!'

Terrorist warnings, post bumbling redneck attempt to steal Capitol furniture, 4 rednecks dead:  'KILL ALL CONSERVATIVES AND WHITE SOUTHERNERS'

/farking predictable morons you are

Oh dear, you seem to have fixated yourself on a cross. Perhaps I can help you get down?

Me?  Nah I could give a Fark about the seditionists, Fark em all.  I have more fun pointing out how full of shiat you circle-jerkers are.

But you don't actually point it out. You just whine that people disagree with you. It's ok dude. We're here. Ask for help, we'll be right there to provide it.


I don't even understand your post. WTF are you on about?   Actually I don't care.  Go bother someone else.
 
2021-01-28 12:33:34 AM  
Attacks in the style of Timothy McVeigh are my fear. This group of insurrrctionists strikes me more as the hit civilian targets, though.

/my $0.02
//probably worth less
///obligatory 3rd slashie
 
2021-01-28 12:34:14 AM  

Fenrisulfr: RedComrade: I blame the utter failure of consequences for right wing terrorists since the Bundy ranch fiasco.

The failure of law enforcement and the feds to move against these people only emboldened them to greater things. We had the bird sanctuary take over  and then the storming of the OG state capital, culminating in the January 6th plot top topple the government of the United states itself.

We could have ended this in an afternoon with a single wing of ground attack bombers and a regiment of calvary troopers but no that might have provoked them into violence.

Next time they step over the line stack them five deep in the streets. Hard to be a bad ass when your gut shot and screaming as you choke on your own blood.

Shooting even a few will make the rest go home. You have to treat conservatives like children and that means swatting their backsides when reason and logic fail.

/user name checks out comment.
//conservatives are the enemy of a free and open society.
/// three for the republic if we can keep it.

You are so right - Those conservative belong somewhere where they are not a threat, like a camp somewhere.... To concentrate them is certain areas, right!!! We can't let diversity of thought infect other people.

One People!
One Nation!
One LEADER!!!!!

(Sounds better in German for some reason)


Oh they tend to concentrate themselves pretty well. The dwell in dying factory towns, farming communities bypassed by the highway system, and throughout what is known as 'fly of country' since there is pretty much no reason to go there.

They cling to their dying towns as the jobs leave, the big stores close up and they can't find work with a high school diploma to pay the bills. The town gets smaller ever year as the younger generation leaves what they know is a dying town. So the town declines more and more. The factories and store fronts rust away and they just don't understand why.

It must be someone's fault.  They did what they were supposed to, graduating high school and getting a factory job only to lose it within five years as the owners move production overseas.

So they sit in their dying down stewing in anger over a changing world they hardly comprehend and curse whatever villain the angry TV man tells them is the cause of their suffering.
 
2021-01-28 12:35:11 AM  

Marshmallow Jones: grumpfuff: Marshmallow Jones: grumpfuff: Marshmallow Jones: RedComrade: I blame the utter failure of consequences for right wing terrorists since the Bundy ranch fiasco.

The failure of law enforcement and the feds to move against these people only emboldened them to greater things. We had the bird sanctuary take over  and then the storming of the OG state capital, culminating in the January 6th plot top topple the government of the United states itself.

We could have ended this in an afternoon with a single wing of ground attack bombers and a regiment of calvary troopers but no that might have provoked them into violence.

Next time they step over the line stack them five deep in the streets. Hard to be a bad ass when your gut shot and screaming as you choke on your own blood.

Shooting even a few will make the rest go home. You have to treat conservatives like children and that means swatting their backsides when reason and logic fail.

/user name checks out comment.
//conservatives are the enemy of a free and open society.
/// three for the republic if we can keep it.

Terrorist warnings, post Sept 11th, 3000+ dead: 'Racist fear mongering!'

Terrorist warnings, post bumbling redneck attempt to steal Capitol furniture, 4 rednecks dead:  'KILL ALL CONSERVATIVES AND WHITE SOUTHERNERS'

/farking predictable morons you are

Oh dear, you seem to have fixated yourself on a cross. Perhaps I can help you get down?

Me?  Nah I could give a Fark about the seditionists, Fark em all.  I have more fun pointing out how full of shiat you circle-jerkers are.

But you don't actually point it out. You just whine that people disagree with you. It's ok dude. We're here. Ask for help, we'll be right there to provide it.

I don't even understand your post. WTF are you on about?   Actually I don't care.  Go bother someone else.


You seem to care.


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2021-01-28 12:36:17 AM  

rhodabear: Attacks in the style of Timothy McVeigh are my fear. This group of insurrrctionists strikes me more as the hit civilian targets, though.

/my $0.02
//probably worth less
///obligatory 3rd slashie


No more posting without my glasses after smoking weed and taking clonazepam.
 
2021-01-28 12:39:32 AM  

Marshmallow Jones: RedComrade: I blame the utter failure of consequences for right wing terrorists since the Bundy ranch fiasco.

The failure of law enforcement and the feds to move against these people only emboldened them to greater things. We had the bird sanctuary take over  and then the storming of the OG state capital, culminating in the January 6th plot top topple the government of the United states itself.

We could have ended this in an afternoon with a single wing of ground attack bombers and a regiment of calvary troopers but no that might have provoked them into violence.

Next time they step over the line stack them five deep in the streets. Hard to be a bad ass when your gut shot and screaming as you choke on your own blood.

Shooting even a few will make the rest go home. You have to treat conservatives like children and that means swatting their backsides when reason and logic fail.

/user name checks out comment.
//conservatives are the enemy of a free and open society.
/// three for the republic if we can keep it.

Terrorist warnings, post Sept 11th, 3000+ dead: 'Racist fear mongering!'

Terrorist warnings, post bumbling redneck attempt to steal Capitol furniture, 4 rednecks dead:  'KILL ALL CONSERVATIVES AND WHITE SOUTHERNERS'

/farking predictable morons you are


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2021-01-28 12:39:42 AM  

mcsiegs: Imagine these anuses growing up..."yes bobby...you're team lost 5-3 but you still won!!  The refs cheated!!"


I see that you're familiar with Scottish football fans.
 
2021-01-28 12:41:54 AM  

Fenrisulfr: We must declare martial law to prevent Trump from declaring martial law and overturning the election... After he has left office.... So we must keep 10K troops in the capital.


We're in martial law?  Nobody told me!  Where's my molotov cocktails!  I knew I should have put them someplace I would've remembered.  Are they near my rubber ducks or in my bunker with all the Mac n cheese buckets I bought from the holiest of men, Jim Bakker?
 
2021-01-28 12:45:42 AM  

Naido: So we're going to scare the shiat out of everyone until DHS gets more money and power, right?


Do you honestly believe that there is no reason to believe that we are at risk of violent domestic terrorism?
 
2021-01-28 12:47:57 AM  

RedComrade: Fenrisulfr: RedComrade: I blame the utter failure of consequences for right wing terrorists since the Bundy ranch fiasco.

The failure of law enforcement and the feds to move against these people only emboldened them to greater things. We had the bird sanctuary take over  and then the storming of the OG state capital, culminating in the January 6th plot top topple the government of the United states itself.

We could have ended this in an afternoon with a single wing of ground attack bombers and a regiment of calvary troopers but no that might have provoked them into violence.

Next time they step over the line stack them five deep in the streets. Hard to be a bad ass when your gut shot and screaming as you choke on your own blood.

Shooting even a few will make the rest go home. You have to treat conservatives like children and that means swatting their backsides when reason and logic fail.

/user name checks out comment.
//conservatives are the enemy of a free and open society.
/// three for the republic if we can keep it.

You are so right - Those conservative belong somewhere where they are not a threat, like a camp somewhere.... To concentrate them is certain areas, right!!! We can't let diversity of thought infect other people.

One People!
One Nation!
One LEADER!!!!!

(Sounds better in German for some reason)

Oh they tend to concentrate themselves pretty well. The dwell in dying factory towns, farming communities bypassed by the highway system, and throughout what is known as 'fly of country' since there is pretty much no reason to go there.

They cling to their dying towns as the jobs leave, the big stores close up and they can't find work with a high school diploma to pay the bills. The town gets smaller ever year as the younger generation leaves what they know is a dying town. So the town declines more and more. The factories and store fronts rust away and they just don't understand why.

It must be someone's fault.  They did what they were supposed to, g ...


But there are those that have stumbled upon success that we have to eradicate - Take the My Pillow Guy - We MUST make an example of him and silence his lies....

Hail Victory!!!!
 
2021-01-28 12:53:53 AM  

grumpfuff: Marshmallow Jones: RedComrade: I blame the utter failure of consequences for right wing terrorists since the Bundy ranch fiasco.

The failure of law enforcement and the feds to move against these people only emboldened them to greater things. We had the bird sanctuary take over  and then the storming of the OG state capital, culminating in the January 6th plot top topple the government of the United states itself.

We could have ended this in an afternoon with a single wing of ground attack bombers and a regiment of calvary troopers but no that might have provoked them into violence.

Next time they step over the line stack them five deep in the streets. Hard to be a bad ass when your gut shot and screaming as you choke on your own blood.

Shooting even a few will make the rest go home. You have to treat conservatives like children and that means swatting their backsides when reason and logic fail.

/user name checks out comment.
//conservatives are the enemy of a free and open society.
/// three for the republic if we can keep it.

Terrorist warnings, post Sept 11th, 3000+ dead: 'Racist fear mongering!'

Terrorist warnings, post bumbling redneck attempt to steal Capitol furniture, 4 rednecks dead:  'KILL ALL CONSERVATIVES AND WHITE SOUTHERNERS'

/farking predictable morons you are

Oh dear, you seem to have fixated yourself on a cross. Perhaps I can help you get down?


I always wondered how they got that last nail in up there all by themselves.
 
2021-01-28 12:57:42 AM  

mr_a: Issued: January 27, 2021 11:00 am
Expires: April 30, 2021 01:00 pm

So what happens on April 30 at 1:01 PM?


Not to make light of a potentially serious situation, but the duration of the warning is a bit strange- 93 days and 2 hours.


By then a non-acring head should be seated to make it permanent would be my guess.

Strange watching people actually play by the rules.
 
2021-01-28 1:02:22 AM  
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2021-01-28 1:22:27 AM  

leeksfromchichis: mr_a: Issued: January 27, 2021 11:00 am
Expires: April 30, 2021 01:00 pm

So what happens on April 30 at 1:01 PM?


Not to make light of a potentially serious situation, but the duration of the warning is a bit strange- 93 days and 2 hours.

That's when the Biden Robot is set to be unmasked by the reptilians in a special ceremony where Donald Trump will return from his mission of defeating the pedophiles and be crowned King of America.

/I'm trying to make fun of Q, but I think that's probably what they really think


Yeah, I didn't realize that was a copypasta until I got to the end
 
2021-01-28 1:25:18 AM  
Man, a lot of terrorist sympathizers infesting the place lately.
 
2021-01-28 1:32:40 AM  

make me some tea: Ain't gonna get a handle on any of this unless they figure out how to go after the root cause.


As in shutting down fox news, newsmax, oan, sputnik, russia today, hundreds of right wing websites and forums and heavily regulating facebook and twitter.

Yeah that'll never happen. The gov will let these traitors kill people, blow stuff up for years before even thinking about doing something if ever... unless they start targeting them personally.
 
2021-01-28 1:54:32 AM  
Let's be honest, they're not emboldened by the Capitol Insurgency, they're emboldened by the lack of accountability in its wake.
 
2021-01-28 2:11:58 AM  
Have the BidenHarris declare martial law, and start stomping the red zones into compliance.  If they supplicate to their new presidents, then nuke the red zones.

We must have unity.  Give the trumpsurrectionists 24 hours to castrate their men and unify, or nuke them.  Castrate all their males.  Make it so they cannot produce lineage to hold a grudge for generations.  Finish them and make them live the rest of their life in shame.  Let them know they will be the last of their kind.  And that their women, if they hope to procreate will have to procreate with their sworn enemies and leave their castrated men.
 
2021-01-28 2:12:06 AM  

RedComrade: Oh they tend to concentrate themselves pretty well. The dwell in dying factory towns, farming communities bypassed by the highway system, and throughout what is known as 'fly of country' since there is pretty much no reason to go there.

They cling to their dying towns as the jobs leave, the big stores close up and they can't find work with a high school diploma to pay the bills. The town gets smaller ever year as the younger generation leaves what they know is a dying town. So the town declines more and more. The factories and store fronts rust away and they just don't understand why.

It must be someone's fault.  They did what they were supposed to, graduating high school and getting a factory job only to lose it within five years as the owners move production overseas.

So they sit in their dying down stewing in anger over a changing world they hardly comprehend and curse whatever villain the angry TV man tells them is the cause of their suffering.


If only the planet and this nation in particular wasn't littered with abandoned towns that could serve as some kind of history lesson.  Ghost towns, maps with town names that have ceased to exist because the mines closed, the railroad or highways passed them by, there was a drought or a natural disaster, the river moved or any number of reasons.

Sadly, the factory work thing is the work of the very people they served, the Capitalists, who moved their jobs overseas so they could pay someone $2 a day.  You want someone to blame for the loss of your jobs, blame the rich bastards who fired you for someone 1/100th your cost so he could make a few more dollars.
 
2021-01-28 2:20:35 AM  
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2021-01-28 2:28:20 AM  

saturn badger: [YouTube video: The Doors - Strange Days]


Indeed. And:

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2021-01-28 2:33:14 AM  
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Have your violent extremists call my violent extremists. Also take your civil war and shove it up your ass or I'll do it for you.
 
2021-01-28 2:43:47 AM  

make me some tea: Ain't gonna get a handle on any of this unless they figure out how to go after the root cause.


But how do we fix the economy?
 
2021-01-28 2:45:02 AM  

lolmao500: make me some tea: Ain't gonna get a handle on any of this unless they figure out how to go after the root cause.

As in shutting down fox news, newsmax, oan, sputnik, russia today, hundreds of right wing websites and forums and heavily regulating facebook and twitter.

Yeah that'll never happen. The gov will let these traitors kill people, blow stuff up for years before even thinking about doing something if ever... unless they start targeting them personally.


Shutting them down isn't necessary, or even possible really.

Considering the violence that's resulted from their radicalized audience, there may be a way to go at this from a legal standpoint. IANAL so I don't know what options are on the table.

With this DHS bulletin it does appear the government is building a case though.
 
2021-01-28 2:48:12 AM  
 
2021-01-28 3:05:57 AM  

Fenrisulfr: We must declare martial law to prevent Trump from declaring martial law and overturning the election... After he has left office.... So we must keep 10K troops in the capital.


Who has declared martial law?
 
2021-01-28 3:24:28 AM  

whr21: [Fark user image 383x537]


ISIS.

They throw down when it's time.
 
2021-01-28 4:04:12 AM  

make me some tea: Night Train to Wakanda: make me some tea: Ain't gonna get a handle on any of this unless they figure out how to go after the root cause.

But how do we fix the economy?

Some ideas here
https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-ro​om/statements-releases/2021/01/27/fact​-sheet-president-biden-takes-executive​-actions-to-tackle-the-climate-crisis-​at-home-and-abroad-create-jobs-and-res​tore-scientific-integrity-across-feder​al-government/


Sounds like a freedom robbing, liberty slaying, big state, commie platform to me. Why don't we let the free market keep dumping chemicals in our water tables and spewing toxic smoke in to our atmosphere so we can finally get this economy roaring again when we rescind the phony corona "plandemic" lock downs? But I'm late for my job laying asphalt for the county.
 
2021-01-28 4:24:33 AM  

make me some tea: Ain't gonna get a handle on any of this unless they figure out how to go after the root cause.


Fox News?
 
2021-01-28 5:26:12 AM  
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2021-01-28 5:28:16 AM  
So wonderful to hear the whine of the American "liberal hunting license" set, and to see them described a farking TERRORISTS because that's what they farking ARE.
 
2021-01-28 6:03:15 AM  
Yeah the "scary" tag is appropriate, but I cannot help but feel a sigh of relief that at least those in control of protecting us from right wing domestic terrorism, are not people who basically see the terrorists as a base of political support.
 
2021-01-28 6:05:42 AM  

cryptozoophiliac: So wonderful to hear the whine of the American "liberal hunting license" set, and to see them described a farking TERRORISTS because that's what they farking ARE.


When those first came out we had one guy in the shop who was always a bit of a idiot-nut print one out on his home computer, stuck it to his toolbox with Scotch tape. He had about half of the other machinists all bobbing their heads and doing the Beavis and Butthead laugh about it. The boss never said anything about it and it stayed there for weeks. Then Jerry came back from his time off from recovering from knee surgery, got one look at it and tore it off, balled it up and threw it in the trash.

Nobody farked with Jerry. Big Black dude. Goddamn good machinist. He could lift a 20" dividing head onto a mill with one hand. He'd regularly walk through the shop with a 10 foot length of 3 inch round bar on his shoulder and he'd been working there for something like 15 years. He had that Samuel Jackson "Say what again motherfarker" expression down pat. Just catching him looking over at you with it would have you slinking around the shop for hours. He also knew practically every dirty joke that had ever been told for the last thousand years.

Miss ya Jerry. fark Cancer.
 
2021-01-28 6:56:03 AM  
hugram:

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Man, Dude Perfect has gone in a WEIRD farkin' direction.
 
2021-01-28 8:08:34 AM  

Marshmallow Jones: grumpfuff: Marshmallow Jones: grumpfuff: Marshmallow Jones: RedComrade: I blame the utter failure of consequences for right wing terrorists since the Bundy ranch fiasco.

The failure of law enforcement and the feds to move against these people only emboldened them to greater things. We had the bird sanctuary take over  and then the storming of the OG state capital, culminating in the January 6th plot top topple the government of the United states itself.

We could have ended this in an afternoon with a single wing of ground attack bombers and a regiment of calvary troopers but no that might have provoked them into violence.

Next time they step over the line stack them five deep in the streets. Hard to be a bad ass when your gut shot and screaming as you choke on your own blood.

Shooting even a few will make the rest go home. You have to treat conservatives like children and that means swatting their backsides when reason and logic fail.

/user name checks out comment.
//conservatives are the enemy of a free and open society.
/// three for the republic if we can keep it.

Terrorist warnings, post Sept 11th, 3000+ dead: 'Racist fear mongering!'

Terrorist warnings, post bumbling redneck attempt to steal Capitol furniture, 4 rednecks dead:  'KILL ALL CONSERVATIVES AND WHITE SOUTHERNERS'

/farking predictable morons you are

Oh dear, you seem to have fixated yourself on a cross. Perhaps I can help you get down?

Me?  Nah I could give a Fark about the seditionists, Fark em all.  I have more fun pointing out how full of shiat you circle-jerkers are.

But you don't actually point it out. You just whine that people disagree with you. It's ok dude. We're here. Ask for help, we'll be right there to provide it.

I don't even understand your post. WTF are you on about?   Actually I don't care.  Go bother someone else.


Ofc you don't understand. You're too busy lashing out at anyone who dares not agree with you 100%.
 
2021-01-28 8:08:42 AM  

TheEdibleSnuggie: But remember folks, it's ANTIFA that's the biggest threat facing America right now. "Violent leftists" coming out into the suburbs and sticks to break into your house, rape your wife, kick your dog, and drink your horse piss beer.

(At least if you listen to Fox News, or consume any conservative media.)


Fox News has a new angle: Democrats are coming to arrest their enemies, which include YOU!

/from the "Lock Her Up!" Brigade
 
2021-01-28 8:55:18 AM  

dkulprit: Oooh he cut out his trigger finger and safety flipper.  How high speed.

I wonder if he watches too many movies.

Actual special forces don't need to cut their gl9ve fingers off.  But maybe it's just so these high speed low drag can flash the "OK" sign better.


TFW you're on-site and all kitted out for insurrection before you learn your gloves don't have any touchscreen functionality but you really wanna stream your crimes for the FBI
 
2021-01-28 8:57:30 AM  
"....... emboldened by attempted insurrection because we haven't arrested anyone of importance yet"

FTFY

As soon as you haul off senators, half scoop, and maybe two scoops, we'll be dealing with this for a long time.
 
2021-01-28 9:47:10 AM  

Cafe Threads: mr_a: Issued: January 27, 2021 11:00 am
Expires: April 30, 2021 01:00 pm

So what happens on April 30 at 1:01 PM?


Not to make light of a potentially serious situation, but the duration of the warning is a bit strange- 93 days and 2 hours.

Covid-19 disappears, duh!

/that's Easter, right?


If it's Easter, wouldn't that mean COVID gets resurrected?
 
2021-01-28 10:44:23 AM  

mr_a: Issued: January 27, 2021 11:00 am
Expires: April 30, 2021 01:00 pm

So what happens on April 30 at 1:01 PM?


Not to make light of a potentially serious situation, but the duration of the warning is a bit strange- 93 days and 2 hours.


Trump family take power and claims itself dictator for life.  All Libby libs are executed via poisoning of their organic food.
 
2021-01-28 10:49:30 AM  
[obvious]
 
2021-01-28 12:22:13 PM  

Marshmallow Jones: grumpfuff: Marshmallow Jones: RedComrade: I blame the utter failure of consequences for right wing terrorists since the Bundy ranch fiasco.

The failure of law enforcement and the feds to move against these people only emboldened them to greater things. We had the bird sanctuary take over  and then the storming of the OG state capital, culminating in the January 6th plot top topple the government of the United states itself.

We could have ended this in an afternoon with a single wing of ground attack bombers and a regiment of calvary troopers but no that might have provoked them into violence.

Next time they step over the line stack them five deep in the streets. Hard to be a bad ass when your gut shot and screaming as you choke on your own blood.

Shooting even a few will make the rest go home. You have to treat conservatives like children and that means swatting their backsides when reason and logic fail.

/user name checks out comment.
//conservatives are the enemy of a free and open society.
/// three for the republic if we can keep it.

Terrorist warnings, post Sept 11th, 3000+ dead: 'Racist fear mongering!'

Terrorist warnings, post bumbling redneck attempt to steal Capitol furniture, 4 rednecks dead:  'KILL ALL CONSERVATIVES AND WHITE SOUTHERNERS'

/farking predictable morons you are

Oh dear, you seem to have fixated yourself on a cross. Perhaps I can help you get down?

Me?  Nah I could give a Fark about the seditionists, Fark em all.  I have more fun pointing out how full of shiat you circle-jerkers are.


I love that too. Especially all the "ACAB" tagged folks here.

But you are doing a terrible job at it.

Can you quantify how many are dead because they thought this virus was a hoax? Come on don't be obtuse.
 
2021-01-28 12:25:23 PM  

RedComrade: Fenrisulfr: RedComrade: I blame the utter failure of consequences for right wing terrorists since the Bundy ranch fiasco.

The failure of law enforcement and the feds to move against these people only emboldened them to greater things. We had the bird sanctuary take over  and then the storming of the OG state capital, culminating in the January 6th plot top topple the government of the United states itself.

We could have ended this in an afternoon with a single wing of ground attack bombers and a regiment of calvary troopers but no that might have provoked them into violence.

Next time they step over the line stack them five deep in the streets. Hard to be a bad ass when your gut shot and screaming as you choke on your own blood.

Shooting even a few will make the rest go home. You have to treat conservatives like children and that means swatting their backsides when reason and logic fail.

/user name checks out comment.
//conservatives are the enemy of a free and open society.
/// three for the republic if we can keep it.

You are so right - Those conservative belong somewhere where they are not a threat, like a camp somewhere.... To concentrate them is certain areas, right!!! We can't let diversity of thought infect other people.

One People!
One Nation!
One LEADER!!!!!

(Sounds better in German for some reason)

Oh they tend to concentrate themselves pretty well. The dwell in dying factory towns, farming communities bypassed by the highway system, and throughout what is known as 'fly of country' since there is pretty much no reason to go there.

They cling to their dying towns as the jobs leave, the big stores close up and they can't find work with a high school diploma to pay the bills. The town gets smaller ever year as the younger generation leaves what they know is a dying town. So the town declines more and more. The factories and store fronts rust away and they just don't understand why.

It must be someone's fault.  They did what they were supposed to, graduating high school and getting a factory job only to lose it within five years as the owners move production overseas.

So they sit in their dying down stewing in anger over a changing world they hardly comprehend and curse whatever villain the angry TV man tells them is the cause of their suffering.


Just stop man.

They are everywhere. I am in a very very liberal city. They are all over.

The guy has a point but is explaining it poorly. I am constantly hearing about red states being rounded up. Whatever that means.

Fixing this begins with empathy for those in the cult. The Nazi element makes that difficult.
 
2021-01-28 12:27:52 PM  

lolmao500: make me some tea: Ain't gonna get a handle on any of this unless they figure out how to go after the root cause.

As in shutting down fox news, newsmax, oan, sputnik, russia today, hundreds of right wing websites and forums and heavily regulating facebook and twitter.

Yeah that'll never happen. The gov will let these traitors kill people, blow stuff up for years before even thinking about doing something if ever... unless they start targeting them personally.


What? They already have targeted them personally.
 
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