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(Homeland Security)   No big deal, just the DHS putting out a warning that the U.S. faces heightened threats from violent domestic extremists emboldened by the attempted insurrection   (dhs.gov) divider line
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2021-01-27 8:45:49 PM  
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2021-01-27 8:46:31 PM  
Issued: January 27, 2021 11:00 am
Expires: April 30, 2021 01:00 pm

So what happens on April 30 at 1:01 PM?


Not to make light of a potentially serious situation, but the duration of the warning is a bit strange- 93 days and 2 hours.
 
2021-01-27 9:02:24 PM  
So we're going to scare the shiat out of everyone until DHS gets more money and power, right?
 
2021-01-27 9:06:37 PM  
Area White Supremacist Passionate Defender of What He Imagines Country To Be.
 
2021-01-27 9:08:23 PM  
Ain't gonna get a handle on any of this unless they figure out how to go after the root cause.
 
2021-01-27 9:23:42 PM  
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2021-01-27 10:21:53 PM  

mr_a: Issued: January 27, 2021 11:00 am
Expires: April 30, 2021 01:00 pm

So what happens on April 30 at 1:01 PM?


Not to make light of a potentially serious situation, but the duration of the warning is a bit strange- 93 days and 2 hours.


Covid-19 disappears, duh!

/that's Easter, right?
 
2021-01-27 10:27:20 PM  
Really?

When did this all start?

Because it's news to me..

And I need a sarc font
 
2021-01-27 11:30:16 PM  
 Words like "sedition" and "insurrection" never crossed my mind unless I was reading a history book. But here we are.
 
2021-01-27 11:37:38 PM  

mr_a: Issued: January 27, 2021 11:00 am
Expires: April 30, 2021 01:00 pm

So what happens on April 30 at 1:01 PM?


Not to make light of a potentially serious situation, but the duration of the warning is a bit strange- 93 days and 2 hours.


That's when the Biden Robot is set to be unmasked by the reptilians in a special ceremony where Donald Trump will return from his mission of defeating the pedophiles and be crowned King of America.

/I'm trying to make fun of Q, but I think that's probably what they really think
 
2021-01-27 11:38:08 PM  
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2021-01-27 11:38:24 PM  
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2021-01-27 11:39:58 PM  
DHS: Hey guys you probably didn't know this but there's a domestic terrorist problem.

Everyone that's paying attention:
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2021-01-27 11:40:21 PM  

mr_a: Issued: January 27, 2021 11:00 am
Expires: April 30, 2021 01:00 pm

So what happens on April 30 at 1:01 PM?


Not to make light of a potentially serious situation, but the duration of the warning is a bit strange- 93 days and 2 hours.


Sure, but if you add seven days that's 100 days and one hour from when Biden was inaugurated.  Where have I heard first 100 days in office before...
 
2021-01-27 11:41:12 PM  
Bin-Lardin Determined To Srike In US
 
2021-01-27 11:41:19 PM  
Janet Reno didn't go far enough.
 
2021-01-27 11:41:43 PM  

mr_a: Issued: January 27, 2021 11:00 am
Expires: April 30, 2021 01:00 pm

So what happens on April 30 at 1:01 PM?


Not to make light of a potentially serious situation, but the duration of the warning is a bit strange- 93 days and 2 hours.


It's President Biden's first 100 days.
Traitors want to mess up President Biden's first hundred days.

/It magics Biden's presidency invalid and restores The Dear, Eternal, Dodderer to His Rightful place and allows Him to reward his faithful.
//President Biden. Gosh that feels good.
///President Biden. For the three slashies.
 
2021-01-27 11:41:47 PM  

leeksfromchichis: mr_a: Issued: January 27, 2021 11:00 am
Expires: April 30, 2021 01:00 pm

So what happens on April 30 at 1:01 PM?


Not to make light of a potentially serious situation, but the duration of the warning is a bit strange- 93 days and 2 hours.

That's when the Biden Robot is set to be unmasked by the reptilians in a special ceremony where Donald Trump will return from his mission of defeating the pedophiles and be crowned King of America.

/I'm trying to make fun of Q, but I think that's probably what they really think


Difficulty: March 4th is within the time it is active but I guess the orange protoplasm in FL can override it when he is the new King.
 
2021-01-27 11:45:35 PM  
The third reich had pervitin tablets. The y'all qaeda insurrectionists will have to settle for meth pipes and monster energy drinks.

/may they all suffer strokes at the least opportune moment
 
2021-01-27 11:45:56 PM  
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2021-01-27 11:50:16 PM  
But remember folks, it's ANTIFA that's the biggest threat facing America right now. "Violent leftists" coming out into the suburbs and sticks to break into your house, rape your wife, kick your dog, and drink your horse piss beer.

(At least if you listen to Fox News, or consume any conservative media.)
 
2021-01-27 11:51:22 PM  
Imagine these anuses growing up..."yes bobby...you're team lost 5-3 but you still won!!  The refs cheated!!"
 
2021-01-27 11:52:58 PM  
Is this where I chant "U.S.A." with no irony, really. I mean it. None. U.S.A.
 
2021-01-27 11:55:20 PM  
Well, yeah,
 
2021-01-27 11:56:50 PM  
I blame the utter failure of consequences for right wing terrorists since the Bundy ranch fiasco.

The failure of law enforcement and the feds to move against these people only emboldened them to greater things. We had the bird sanctuary take over  and then the storming of the OG state capital, culminating in the January 6th plot top topple the government of the United states itself.

We could have ended this in an afternoon with a single wing of ground attack bombers and a regiment of calvary troopers but no that might have provoked them into violence.

Next time they step over the line stack them five deep in the streets. Hard to be a bad ass when your gut shot and screaming as you choke on your own blood.

Shooting even a few will make the rest go home. You have to treat conservatives like children and that means swatting their backsides when reason and logic fail.

/user name checks out comment.
//conservatives are the enemy of a free and open society.
/// three for the republic if we can keep it.
 
2021-01-27 11:57:42 PM  

RedComrade: I blame the utter failure of consequences for right wing terrorists since the Bundy ranch fiasco.

The failure of law enforcement and the feds to move against these people only emboldened them to greater things. We had the bird sanctuary take over  and then the storming of the OG state capital, culminating in the January 6th plot top topple the government of the United states itself.

We could have ended this in an afternoon with a single wing of ground attack bombers and a regiment of calvary troopers but no that might have provoked them into violence.

Next time they step over the line stack them five deep in the streets. Hard to be a bad ass when your gut shot and screaming as you choke on your own blood.

Shooting even a few will make the rest go home. You have to treat conservatives like children and that means swatting their backsides when reason and logic fail.

/user name checks out comment.
//conservatives are the enemy of a free and open society.
/// three for the republic if we can keep it.


It wasn't "failure," though, and that's what the real problem is.
 
2021-01-27 11:59:17 PM  

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Oooh he cut out his trigger finger and safety flipper.  How high speed.

I wonder if he watches too many movies.

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Actual special forces don't need to cut their gl9ve fingers off.  But maybe it's just so these high speed low drag can flash the "OK" sign better.
 
2021-01-28 12:00:34 AM  
Ron Stallworth must have called from 1985. Great sleuthing, DHS.
 
2021-01-28 12:00:36 AM  

mr_a: Issued: January 27, 2021 11:00 am
Expires: April 30, 2021 01:00 pm

So what happens on April 30 at 1:01 PM?


Not to make light of a potentially serious situation, but the duration of the warning is a bit strange- 93 days and 2 hours.


It's because it's the initial transition phase.  It's about 3 months.
 
2021-01-28 12:01:44 AM  

TheEdibleSnuggie: But remember folks, it's ANTIFA that's the biggest threat facing America right now. "Violent leftists" coming out into the suburbs and sticks to break into your house, rape your wife, kick your dog, and drink your horse piss beer.

(At least if you listen to Fox News, or consume any conservative media.)


Antifa got to the government!
 
2021-01-28 12:02:26 AM  

mcsiegs: Imagine these anuses growing up..."yes bobby...you're your team lost 5-3 but you still won!!  The refs cheated!!"

 
2021-01-28 12:03:35 AM  

RedComrade: Hard to be a bad ass when your you're gut shot and screaming as you choke on your own blood.

 
2021-01-28 12:06:04 AM  

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Taliban Classic®

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2021-01-28 12:06:21 AM  

RedComrade: I blame the utter failure of consequences for right wing terrorists since the Bundy ranch fiasco.

The failure of law enforcement and the feds to move against these people only emboldened them to greater things. We had the bird sanctuary take over  and then the storming of the OG state capital, culminating in the January 6th plot top topple the government of the United states itself.

We could have ended this in an afternoon with a single wing of ground attack bombers and a regiment of calvary troopers but no that might have provoked them into violence.

Next time they step over the line stack them five deep in the streets. Hard to be a bad ass when your gut shot and screaming as you choke on your own blood.

Shooting even a few will make the rest go home. You have to treat conservatives like children and that means swatting their backsides when reason and logic fail.

/user name checks out comment.
//conservatives are the enemy of a free and open society.
/// three for the republic if we can keep it.


Terrorist warnings, post Sept 11th, 3000+ dead: 'Racist fear mongering!'

Terrorist warnings, post bumbling redneck attempt to steal Capitol furniture, 4 rednecks dead:  'KILL ALL CONSERVATIVES AND WHITE SOUTHERNERS'

/farking predictable morons you are
 
2021-01-28 12:07:34 AM  

Bruscar: RedComrade: Hard to be a bad ass when your you're gut shot and screaming as you choke on your own blood.


Good catch
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2021-01-28 12:09:16 AM  

Marshmallow Jones: RedComrade: I blame the utter failure of consequences for right wing terrorists since the Bundy ranch fiasco.

The failure of law enforcement and the feds to move against these people only emboldened them to greater things. We had the bird sanctuary take over  and then the storming of the OG state capital, culminating in the January 6th plot top topple the government of the United states itself.

We could have ended this in an afternoon with a single wing of ground attack bombers and a regiment of calvary troopers but no that might have provoked them into violence.

Next time they step over the line stack them five deep in the streets. Hard to be a bad ass when your gut shot and screaming as you choke on your own blood.

Shooting even a few will make the rest go home. You have to treat conservatives like children and that means swatting their backsides when reason and logic fail.

/user name checks out comment.
//conservatives are the enemy of a free and open society.
/// three for the republic if we can keep it.

Terrorist warnings, post Sept 11th, 3000+ dead: 'Racist fear mongering!'

Terrorist warnings, post bumbling redneck attempt to steal Capitol furniture, 4 rednecks dead:  'KILL ALL CONSERVATIVES AND WHITE SOUTHERNERS'

/farking predictable morons you are


Here you go champ this should just about to it for you.

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2021-01-28 12:10:03 AM  
I've been telling my wingnut coworkers that the FBI and the DHS are monitoring right-wing social media. Then I laugh.
 
2021-01-28 12:10:17 AM  

Marshmallow Jones: RedComrade: I blame the utter failure of consequences for right wing terrorists since the Bundy ranch fiasco.

The failure of law enforcement and the feds to move against these people only emboldened them to greater things. We had the bird sanctuary take over  and then the storming of the OG state capital, culminating in the January 6th plot top topple the government of the United states itself.

We could have ended this in an afternoon with a single wing of ground attack bombers and a regiment of calvary troopers but no that might have provoked them into violence.

Next time they step over the line stack them five deep in the streets. Hard to be a bad ass when your gut shot and screaming as you choke on your own blood.

Shooting even a few will make the rest go home. You have to treat conservatives like children and that means swatting their backsides when reason and logic fail.

/user name checks out comment.
//conservatives are the enemy of a free and open society.
/// three for the republic if we can keep it.

Terrorist warnings, post Sept 11th, 3000+ dead: 'Racist fear mongering!'

Terrorist warnings, post bumbling redneck attempt to steal Capitol furniture, 4 rednecks dead:  'KILL ALL CONSERVATIVES AND WHITE SOUTHERNERS'

/farking predictable morons you are


Oh dear, you seem to have fixated yourself on a cross. Perhaps I can help you get down?
 
2021-01-28 12:10:27 AM  
We must declare martial law to prevent Trump from declaring martial law and overturning the election... After he has left office.... So we must keep 10K troops in the capital.
 
2021-01-28 12:11:22 AM  
Maybe it's time to put these folks BACK on a watchlist?
 
2021-01-28 12:11:58 AM  

grumpfuff: Marshmallow Jones: RedComrade: I blame the utter failure of consequences for right wing terrorists since the Bundy ranch fiasco.

The failure of law enforcement and the feds to move against these people only emboldened them to greater things. We had the bird sanctuary take over  and then the storming of the OG state capital, culminating in the January 6th plot top topple the government of the United states itself.

We could have ended this in an afternoon with a single wing of ground attack bombers and a regiment of calvary troopers but no that might have provoked them into violence.

Next time they step over the line stack them five deep in the streets. Hard to be a bad ass when your gut shot and screaming as you choke on your own blood.

Shooting even a few will make the rest go home. You have to treat conservatives like children and that means swatting their backsides when reason and logic fail.

/user name checks out comment.
//conservatives are the enemy of a free and open society.
/// three for the republic if we can keep it.

Terrorist warnings, post Sept 11th, 3000+ dead: 'Racist fear mongering!'

Terrorist warnings, post bumbling redneck attempt to steal Capitol furniture, 4 rednecks dead:  'KILL ALL CONSERVATIVES AND WHITE SOUTHERNERS'

/farking predictable morons you are

Oh dear, you seem to have fixated yourself on a cross. Perhaps I can help you get down?


Just set the cross on fire, I hear the right-wing over there loves that sort of thing.
 
2021-01-28 12:12:28 AM  
On the upside, if DHS is publishing this, it demonstrates that Biden has some control over the government.
 
2021-01-28 12:12:55 AM  

grumpfuff: Marshmallow Jones: RedComrade: I blame the utter failure of consequences for right wing terrorists since the Bundy ranch fiasco.

The failure of law enforcement and the feds to move against these people only emboldened them to greater things. We had the bird sanctuary take over  and then the storming of the OG state capital, culminating in the January 6th plot top topple the government of the United states itself.

We could have ended this in an afternoon with a single wing of ground attack bombers and a regiment of calvary troopers but no that might have provoked them into violence.

Next time they step over the line stack them five deep in the streets. Hard to be a bad ass when your gut shot and screaming as you choke on your own blood.

Shooting even a few will make the rest go home. You have to treat conservatives like children and that means swatting their backsides when reason and logic fail.

/user name checks out comment.
//conservatives are the enemy of a free and open society.
/// three for the republic if we can keep it.

Terrorist warnings, post Sept 11th, 3000+ dead: 'Racist fear mongering!'

Terrorist warnings, post bumbling redneck attempt to steal Capitol furniture, 4 rednecks dead:  'KILL ALL CONSERVATIVES AND WHITE SOUTHERNERS'

/farking predictable morons you are

Oh dear, you seem to have fixated yourself on a cross. Perhaps I can help you get down?


One of the "rednecks" was a cop on duty, btw.
 
2021-01-28 12:14:07 AM  

grumpfuff: Marshmallow Jones: RedComrade: I blame the utter failure of consequences for right wing terrorists since the Bundy ranch fiasco.

The failure of law enforcement and the feds to move against these people only emboldened them to greater things. We had the bird sanctuary take over  and then the storming of the OG state capital, culminating in the January 6th plot top topple the government of the United states itself.

We could have ended this in an afternoon with a single wing of ground attack bombers and a regiment of calvary troopers but no that might have provoked them into violence.

Next time they step over the line stack them five deep in the streets. Hard to be a bad ass when your gut shot and screaming as you choke on your own blood.

Shooting even a few will make the rest go home. You have to treat conservatives like children and that means swatting their backsides when reason and logic fail.

/user name checks out comment.
//conservatives are the enemy of a free and open society.
/// three for the republic if we can keep it.

Terrorist warnings, post Sept 11th, 3000+ dead: 'Racist fear mongering!'

Terrorist warnings, post bumbling redneck attempt to steal Capitol furniture, 4 rednecks dead:  'KILL ALL CONSERVATIVES AND WHITE SOUTHERNERS'

/farking predictable morons you are

Oh dear, you seem to have fixated yourself on a cross. Perhaps I can help you get down?


Why? He looks like a natural. I mean, it WAS a popular sentence for criminals, and if he wants to associate and defend criminals and seditionists, then it's a perfectly natural setting.
 
2021-01-28 12:15:06 AM  

RedComrade: Marshmallow Jones: RedComrade: I blame the utter failure of consequences for right wing terrorists since the Bundy ranch fiasco.

The failure of law enforcement and the feds to move against these people only emboldened them to greater things. We had the bird sanctuary take over  and then the storming of the OG state capital, culminating in the January 6th plot top topple the government of the United states itself.

We could have ended this in an afternoon with a single wing of ground attack bombers and a regiment of calvary troopers but no that might have provoked them into violence.

Next time they step over the line stack them five deep in the streets. Hard to be a bad ass when your gut shot and screaming as you choke on your own blood.

Shooting even a few will make the rest go home. You have to treat conservatives like children and that means swatting their backsides when reason and logic fail.

/user name checks out comment.
//conservatives are the enemy of a free and open society.
/// three for the republic if we can keep it.

Terrorist warnings, post Sept 11th, 3000+ dead: 'Racist fear mongering!'

Terrorist warnings, post bumbling redneck attempt to steal Capitol furniture, 4 rednecks dead:  'KILL ALL CONSERVATIVES AND WHITE SOUTHERNERS'

/farking predictable morons you are

Here you go champ this should just about to it for you.

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Yep and here's one for you ITG
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2021-01-28 12:15:53 AM  
The question and the answer if the US tolerates terrorism by nutty white people is, does everyone that engaged in serious felonies get charged, convicted and sentenced the same as POCs.

/Most of the nutters will stop if they face any actual accountability.
 
2021-01-28 12:17:07 AM  

RedComrade: I blame the utter failure of consequences for right wing terrorists since the Bundy ranch fiasco.

The failure of law enforcement and the feds to move against these people only emboldened them to greater things. We had the bird sanctuary take over  and then the storming of the OG state capital, culminating in the January 6th plot top topple the government of the United states itself.

We could have ended this in an afternoon with a single wing of ground attack bombers and a regiment of calvary troopers but no that might have provoked them into violence.

Next time they step over the line stack them five deep in the streets. Hard to be a bad ass when your gut shot and screaming as you choke on your own blood.

Shooting even a few will make the rest go home. You have to treat conservatives like children and that means swatting their backsides when reason and logic fail.

/user name checks out comment.
//conservatives are the enemy of a free and open society.
/// three for the republic if we can keep it.


Meh
I remember all those times brown Americans pointed rifles at the feds and nothing happened


narrator: this never happened
 
2021-01-28 12:17:53 AM  

Gyrfalcon: grumpfuff: Marshmallow Jones: RedComrade: I blame the utter failure of consequences for right wing terrorists since the Bundy ranch fiasco.

The failure of law enforcement and the feds to move against these people only emboldened them to greater things. We had the bird sanctuary take over  and then the storming of the OG state capital, culminating in the January 6th plot top topple the government of the United states itself.

We could have ended this in an afternoon with a single wing of ground attack bombers and a regiment of calvary troopers but no that might have provoked them into violence.

Next time they step over the line stack them five deep in the streets. Hard to be a bad ass when your gut shot and screaming as you choke on your own blood.

Shooting even a few will make the rest go home. You have to treat conservatives like children and that means swatting their backsides when reason and logic fail.

/user name checks out comment.
//conservatives are the enemy of a free and open society.
/// three for the republic if we can keep it.

Terrorist warnings, post Sept 11th, 3000+ dead: 'Racist fear mongering!'

Terrorist warnings, post bumbling redneck attempt to steal Capitol furniture, 4 rednecks dead:  'KILL ALL CONSERVATIVES AND WHITE SOUTHERNERS'

/farking predictable morons you are

Oh dear, you seem to have fixated yourself on a cross. Perhaps I can help you get down?

One of the "rednecks" was a cop on duty, btw.


Oh now there's concern about the welfare of cops?   On the PolTab??   The must be bizarro-world Fark.
 
2021-01-28 12:20:17 AM  

Marshmallow Jones: RedComrade: Marshmallow Jones: RedComrade: I blame the utter failure of consequences for right wing terrorists since the Bundy ranch fiasco.

The failure of law enforcement and the feds to move against these people only emboldened them to greater things. We had the bird sanctuary take over  and then the storming of the OG state capital, culminating in the January 6th plot top topple the government of the United states itself.

We could have ended this in an afternoon with a single wing of ground attack bombers and a regiment of calvary troopers but no that might have provoked them into violence.

Next time they step over the line stack them five deep in the streets. Hard to be a bad ass when your gut shot and screaming as you choke on your own blood.

Shooting even a few will make the rest go home. You have to treat conservatives like children and that means swatting their backsides when reason and logic fail.

/user name checks out comment.
//conservatives are the enemy of a free and open society.
/// three for the republic if we can keep it.

Terrorist warnings, post Sept 11th, 3000+ dead: 'Racist fear mongering!'

Terrorist warnings, post bumbling redneck attempt to steal Capitol furniture, 4 rednecks dead:  'KILL ALL CONSERVATIVES AND WHITE SOUTHERNERS'

/farking predictable morons you are

Here you go champ this should just about to it for you.

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Yep and here's one for you ITG
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Hmm I think you are a bit confused on what a keyboard warrior is.

Now if I  had said that I was going to use the military to crush right wing terrorists cells or do it myself with my own squad of crack core troopers who totally exist you might have had a point... kinda.

But that isn't what I advocated, I urged the security forces to stop treating your terrorists pals like fragile little eggs and crack some heads. You know like they do to anyone protesting while black, that you wank off to every night.
 
2021-01-28 12:21:16 AM  

TheEdibleSnuggie: But remember folks, it's ANTIFA that's the biggest threat facing America right now. "Violent leftists" coming out into the suburbs and sticks to break into your house, rape your wife, kick your dog, and drink your horse piss beer.

(At least if you listen to Fox News, or consume any conservative media.)


They can have my horse piss beer when they pry it fro . . . you know what, they can have the horse piss beer.
 
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