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(KRQE News)   Spike belts don't always work the way police want them to   (krqe.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, Police, Automobile, New Mexico, Crime, place spike belts, Belts, Tire, heavy traffic  
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2021-01-28 3:57:01 AM  
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This does not change the fact that in Australia there are 48 million kangaroos and in Uruguay there are 3,457,380 inhabitants. So if the kangaroos decide to invade Uruguay, each Uruguayan will have to fight 14 kangaroos.
 
2021-01-28 2:35:31 AM  
10 votes:
dat belt...

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2021-01-28 2:58:36 AM  
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2021-01-28 2:57:50 AM  
3 votes:

Cafe Threads: mr_a: I'd much rather have my tires accidentally flattened than to accidentally take a .40 caliber slug to the chest.

Either could kill you. Or not.

Surviving each would depend on luck and some skills, I would think.


What exactly are the skills that enable one to survive a bullet to the chest???
 
2021-01-28 4:45:27 AM  
2 votes:

Hills-Sachs_Legion: fnordfocus: FTFA: NMSP State police say they do pay for damages to vehicles that become unintended victims of the spike belt.

Nice lie. A lot more likely they'll find some bullshiat charges to send the UPS driver to prison for a few years. Or just put him on the ground and empty their guns into his skull if he's black.

Just charge the truck and its contents with a crime, confiscate it all, and leave the driver in the desert.


Give him an unnamed horse.
 
2021-01-28 2:39:53 AM  
2 votes:

fnordfocus: FTFA: NMSP State police say they do pay for damages to vehicles that become unintended victims of the spike belt.

Nice lie. A lot more likely they'll find some bullshiat charges to send the UPS driver to prison for a few years. Or just put him on the ground and empty their guns into his skull if he's black.


"What can blue do to you?"
 
2021-01-28 8:14:04 AM  
1 vote:

fnordfocus: FTFA: NMSP State police say they do pay for damages to vehicles that become unintended victims of the spike belt.

Nice lie. A lot more likely they'll find some bullshiat charges to send the UPS driver to prison for a few years. Or just put him on the ground and empty their guns into his skull if he's black.


Driver for Big Brown UPS? Sure. But a nice lily-white FedEx truck probably gets extra for the inconvenience and a nice apology note.
 
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2021-01-28 7:47:36 AM  
1 vote:

GrogSmash: Spike.  From 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer', and 'Angel'...


But you know what I'm talking about with the bad jeans and the creepy cheeks, right?  Anyone can dye their hair but not everyone can look like they need IV fluids, denim, and rehab in the same day.  I wonder what his shoes were like.  I don't really want to think about it.
 
2021-01-28 3:26:50 AM  
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Raoul Eaton: Cafe Threads: mr_a: I'd much rather have my tires accidentally flattened than to accidentally take a .40 caliber slug to the chest.

Either could kill you. Or not.

Surviving each would depend on luck and some skills, I would think.

What exactly are the skills that enable one to survive a bullet to the chest???



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I would imagine there's a significant amount of overlap with the skills that enable you to survive shrapnel to the chest. Better hope you're lucky enough to get a bullet that likes to take things slow.
 
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