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(Rappler)   Philippines President Duterte to take one in the ass for COVID. Derriere trifecta complete   (rappler.com) divider line
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2021-01-27 2:04:45 PM  
I never understood why it has to be an arm or in this case the butt where you get shots. Why not your leg?
 
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2021-01-27 2:28:14 PM  

kdawg7736: I never understood why it has to be an arm or in this case the butt where you get shots. Why not your leg?


I think it's something to do with a combination of ease of access and pain.  I've never made a particular study of it though.
 
2021-01-27 3:38:34 PM  

kdawg7736: I never understood why it has to be an arm or in this case the butt where you get shots. Why not your leg?


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2021-01-27 3:38:50 PM  
Did he ever get his son executed for being a drug dealer?
 
2021-01-27 3:41:18 PM  
They should inject him in the rectum.
 
2021-01-27 3:43:08 PM  
Having a Filipino wife, I'm kept up-to-date on the actual news cycle there. Current theory is that because they could only afford the chinese manufactured vaccine, he's not taking it, but wants to appear as if he had. They're thinking that it will have a lower success rate, but the raw numbers come out to it being a better choice than doing nothing.
 
2021-01-27 3:43:36 PM  
I've have been rooting for this trifecta since this AM.
 
2021-01-27 3:48:04 PM  
Yeah, he's lying. He's not getting it.
 
2021-01-27 3:53:13 PM  
Did he have to wax his crack first?
 
2021-01-27 3:54:13 PM  
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2021-01-27 4:03:49 PM  
Years ago I had to go to the emergency room for a minor work related injury. I needed to get a tetanus shot and the nurse insisted the shot would be less painful and more effective in the buttocks.

Later when I told my mom, who is a nurse, about it my mom told me the that's not true and the nurse just wanted to see my butt.

/felt flattered.
 
2021-01-27 4:08:43 PM  

kdawg7736: I never understood why it has to be an arm or in this case the butt where you get shots. Why not your leg?


My kids have gotten all of their shots in their legs. At some point they switch over to the arm. Probably because it's developed more muscle mass by then.

I distinctly remember getting shots in my bum decades ago. They don't seem to do that anymore. Easier to roll up a sleeve than drop trou?
 
2021-01-27 4:19:28 PM  

Walker: Yeah, he's lying. He's not getting it.


Correct answer .
 
2021-01-27 4:44:32 PM  
A shot in each bicycle spoke
 
2021-01-27 4:48:05 PM  

kdawg7736: I never understood why it has to be an arm or in this case the butt where you get shots. Why not your leg?


Oddly enough, vaccines can be more effective depending in where you give the shot:

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/arti​c​les/PMC1118997/
 
2021-01-27 5:40:22 PM  
"magpapasaksak"?

I hope the translation is as interesting as it sounds.
 
2021-01-27 6:17:57 PM  

raulzero: "magpapasaksak"?

I hope the translation is as interesting as it sounds.


My Filipino is rusty but I think it means literally 'going to get stabbed. In this context, they mean 'get injected'.
 
2021-01-27 6:47:57 PM  

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2021-01-27 7:43:13 PM  
Well we already knew he was into pineapple suppositories. But what does that have to do with vaccinations? Is this like the hepatitis bananas?
 
2021-01-27 9:11:00 PM  
Nearly killed him.
 
2021-01-27 9:39:05 PM  

DeadGeek: Having a Filipino wife, I'm kept up-to-date on the actual news cycle there. Current theory is that because they could only afford the chinese manufactured vaccine, he's not taking it, but wants to appear as if he had. They're thinking that it will have a lower success rate, but the raw numbers come out to it being a better choice than doing nothing.


I have relatives there. Poor people will get the Chinese vaccines.  The rich folks can easily afford and will get the nice 1st world stuff from Pfizer, Moderna, etc.
 
2021-01-27 10:19:58 PM  
I laugh at you shaking tiny fist of rage.

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