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2021-01-27 2:02:58 PM  
Desantis has them. No doubt in my mind. But maybe some to Saudi Arabia too.
 
2021-01-27 2:03:16 PM  
We probably need to check all of their accounts for interesting deposits of rubles, shekels, and pieces of silver.
 
2021-01-27 2:06:43 PM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Desantis has them. No doubt in my mind. But maybe some to Saudi Arabia too.


Forgot about Saudi Arabia, the list keeps getting longer. If DeSantis has them he must be giving them out to his rich friends.
 
2021-01-27 3:04:57 PM  
Who want to bet they were too stupid to keep the vaccines at the proper temperature en route to their rich buddies?
 
2021-01-27 6:49:10 PM  
That's how they are able to run these "vaccine travel packages", where you pay a big fee, are flown to the US, get the vaccine, are put up in a fancy hotel, then get the second dose and flown back.
 
2021-01-27 6:50:45 PM  
I'm more upset about the American lives we're "missing".

Even w Biden in, Trump farked us so bad 600k-750k dead may be inevitable.

To think we used to hold people accountable.....
 
2021-01-27 6:54:51 PM  
murder
 
2021-01-27 6:55:45 PM  
Well if it involves trump then there is almost certainly some self dealing con behind it. That's just a given.
 
2021-01-27 6:56:08 PM  
There should be records.  If there are no records, then arrest the people responsible for failing to keep records.
 
2021-01-27 6:56:13 PM  
These motherfarkers stole it. It is time to just wipe them all away
 
2021-01-27 6:57:11 PM  
Lazy democrats. You'd never see a republican try to pass the blame off on his fairly elected predecessor.
 
2021-01-27 6:57:25 PM  
And knowing Jared, he didn't refrigerate them before they were shipped to Saudi Arabia.
 
2021-01-27 7:00:15 PM  

austerity101: There should be records.  If there are no records, then arrest the people responsible for failing to keep records.


Are you willing to go on the record with that?
 
2021-01-27 7:02:59 PM  
Was a nice country while we had it. Years from now we're still going to be cleaning Dotard's shiat off the carpets and finding out things he farked up and destroyed.
 
2021-01-27 7:03:29 PM  
Stuff like this happens and we don't know about it until it's waaaay too late.

Yet people expect us to sit there and hear about all this covid distribution BS that Biden (has to) spend half of each press conference wasting time on where he continually has to defend bogus media reports that ultimately end up bogus or fabricated by right-wing media.

It's like they cut off Biden's hands, assault people with his now cut-off hands and then say "stop hitting yourself."

The way the plutocracy manufactures this pandemic, you'd think the Capitol attack was a quality [test] on DC security thanks to the republican lie machine with the amount of enraging stuff coming out (but we all knew conservatives were capable of this and that's why no one should ever vote GOP).
 
2021-01-27 7:04:31 PM  
If you look into this we'll impeach Obama, Clinton, and Carter.
 
2021-01-27 7:05:36 PM  
Wouldn't shock me.

Kind of like how here in Missouri, rural communities have having drive-thru vaccination centers up and running while the most populated county in the state just announced where the first one would be.
 
2021-01-27 7:05:53 PM  
It's not like it's an impeachable offense because apparently even trying to overthrow the Government is just an alternative viewpoint if you are a Republican.
 
2021-01-27 7:06:29 PM  
It's a messed up world when "Jared hocked them on the billionaire black market" is the Occam's Razor here.
 
2021-01-27 7:08:02 PM  

austerity101: There should be records.  If there are no records, then arrest the people responsible for failing to keep records.


Seriously. It isn't exactly rocket science to maintain the spreadsheet of "I sent X_n doses to location Y_n today."

Every single person in the United States expects their bank(s) to have an absolutely flawless record of every single penny-ante transaction they've ever made. And we're supposed to farking believe that these people were so unimaginably incompetent that they "lost" over a million doses of the most precious substance on the planet?

/Operation Warp Core Breach
 
2021-01-27 7:09:03 PM  
The 'obvious' tag has also been sold to the Saudis for beer money
 
2021-01-27 7:10:25 PM  

hissatsu: If you look into this we'll impeach Obama, Clinton, and Carter.


I would tell them go right ahead. it does nothing as none of them will ever seek office again. so sure they can waste their time attempting to bring charges against former presidents. it will also be quite interesting watching republicans, many of which subscribe to an all powerful executive theory, like Barr, come up with high crimes and misdemeanors that fall outside of that scope

Its time to call their bluff. I would level with the party and tell the voters straight up if we nuke the filibuster they HAVE to come out in the midterms to protect them. rally the troops. its a long shot but at this point what else is there ?
 
2021-01-27 7:10:48 PM  
No doubt in my mind that if they found a way to do it that they did. Anything for a buck.
 
2021-01-27 7:10:54 PM  

erik-k: austerity101: There should be records.  If there are no records, then arrest the people responsible for failing to keep records.

Seriously. It isn't exactly rocket science to maintain the spreadsheet of "I sent X_n doses to location Y_n today."

Every single person in the United States expects their bank(s) to have an absolutely flawless record of every single penny-ante transaction they've ever made. And we're supposed to farking believe that these people were so unimaginably incompetent that they "lost" over a million doses of the most precious substance on the planet?

/Operation Warp Core Breach


Ohhhhhh... records... yeah, about that...

/Say what you will about the Nazis, but they really knew how to keep records, these buffoons can't even manage that
 
2021-01-27 7:11:02 PM  
If Trump still had his Twitter account, he'd be pointing the finger at Biden right now claiming his son stole them.
 
2021-01-27 7:11:22 PM  
I admit it. I'm responsible for the missing vaccines.

They were delicious.
 
2021-01-27 7:13:26 PM  
I can't imagine how a country with a major opioid crisis involving the sale and purchase of legal drugs, could ever lose half it's vaccine supply.
 
2021-01-27 7:13:37 PM  
Follow the money.
 
2021-01-27 7:16:04 PM  

KarmicDisaster: That's how they are able to run these "vaccine travel packages", where you pay a big fee, are flown to the US, get the vaccine, are put up in a fancy hotel, then get the second dose and flown back.


I know that's a joke, but it's also likely.  Maybe Jared and McKinsey set it up.
 
2021-01-27 7:16:16 PM  
Has anyone checked to see if they're underneath one of Hunter's laptops?
 
2021-01-27 7:17:26 PM  
It's hardly out of the realm of possibility, ffs...
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2021-01-27 7:19:49 PM  
"Millions of Covid vaccines missing under Trump"

If they're just under him get some strong dude to lift his lard out of the way!  WE'VE GOT PEOPLE TO SAVE!
 
2021-01-27 7:21:02 PM  

Vespers: Has anyone checked to see if they're underneath one of Hunter's laptops?


Rudy's still digging in his pants to see if they're somewhere in there.
 
2021-01-27 7:21:09 PM  

Vespers: Has anyone checked to see if they're underneath one of Hunter's laptops?


Or alternately..
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Under the cushions of W's WMD couch™.
 
2021-01-27 7:22:05 PM  
My first assumption is always incompetence, but the fact that it is not outrageous to believe that members of the Trump administration could personally profit off of selling vaccines is telling.

Republicans: I am not exaggerating when I tell you that this is how low you have become in the eyes of many of your non-crazy countrymen.
 
2021-01-27 7:22:51 PM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Desantis has them. No doubt in my mind. But maybe some to Saudi Arabia too.


Any red state that went for Trump probably got "extra" doses.
 
2021-01-27 7:24:37 PM  
Pretty sure I saw on the news that the shipments had GPS transponders in them.

How is this hard?
 
2021-01-27 7:28:03 PM  
Trump "sold" them to Russia to facilitate his escape plan.
 
2021-01-27 7:31:16 PM  

MurphyMurphy: I'm more upset about the American lives we're "missing".

Even w Biden in, Trump farked us so bad 600k-750k dead may be inevitable.

To think we used to hold people accountable.....


When? When did we hold people accountable?

Seems to me our entire way of life has always been about deflecting any notion of accountability since... I'm actually not sure when americans collectively last genuinely attempted such a thing.
 
2021-01-27 7:35:10 PM  

MurphyMurphy: I'm more upset about the American lives we're "missing".

Even w Biden in, Trump farked us so bad 600k-750k dead may be inevitable.

To think we used to hold people accountable.....


Rich* and powerful people? When did that ever happen?

*Trump isn't actually rich, but the paperwork has been borked for so long that he will likely be effectively rich until he dies.
 
2021-01-27 7:42:39 PM  

Atheist Vuvuzela Marching Band: Stuff like this happens and we don't know about it until it's waaaay too late.

Yet people expect us to sit there and hear about all this covid distribution BS that Biden (has to) spend half of each press conference wasting time on where he continually has to defend bogus media reports that ultimately end up bogus or fabricated by right-wing media.

It's like they cut off Biden's hands, assault people with his now cut-off hands and then say "stop hitting yourself."

The way the plutocracy manufactures this pandemic, you'd think the Capitol attack was a quality [test] on DC security thanks to the republican lie machine with the amount of enraging stuff coming out (but we all knew conservatives were capable of this and that's why no one should ever vote GOP).


Kinda like the pallets of US $100s that vanished into Iraq while we were farking around there. The NY Times has a great pay walled article on the subject.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nyti​m​es.com/2014/10/12/world/investigation-​into-missing-iraqi-cash-ended-in-leban​on-bunker.amp.html

Wikipedia tried:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allega​tions_of_misappropriations_related_to_​the_Iraq_War#:~:text=%2412%20billion%2​0in%20U.S.%20currency,%249%20billion%2​0has%20gone%20missing%22.

Whatever. You can tease the wiki search terms from that. Still, wiki is rather half-assed compared to the linked NYT article.
 
2021-01-27 7:53:13 PM  

Subtonic: I admit it. I'm responsible for the missing vaccines.

They were delicious.


I have eaten
the vacciness
that were in
the -80C icebox

and which
Pfizer probably
told you to save
for the second dose

Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold
 
2021-01-27 7:58:37 PM  
I was wondering how Israel got so many doses?
 
2021-01-27 8:10:32 PM  

baron von doodle: Atheist Vuvuzela Marching Band: Stuff like this happens and we don't know about it until it's waaaay too late.

Yet people expect us to sit there and hear about all this covid distribution BS that Biden (has to) spend half of each press conference wasting time on where he continually has to defend bogus media reports that ultimately end up bogus or fabricated by right-wing media.

It's like they cut off Biden's hands, assault people with his now cut-off hands and then say "stop hitting yourself."

The way the plutocracy manufactures this pandemic, you'd think the Capitol attack was a quality [test] on DC security thanks to the republican lie machine with the amount of enraging stuff coming out (but we all knew conservatives were capable of this and that's why no one should ever vote GOP).

Kinda like the pallets of US $100s that vanished into Iraq while we were farking around there. The NY Times has a great pay walled article on the subject.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nytim​es.com/2014/10/12/world/investigation-​into-missing-iraqi-cash-ended-in-leban​on-bunker.amp.html

Wikipedia tried:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allega​tions_of_misappropriations_related_to_​the_Iraq_War#:~:text=%2412%20billion%2​0in%20U.S.%20currency,%249%20billion%2​0has%20gone%20missing%22.

Whatever. You can tease the wiki search terms from that. Still, wiki is rather half-assed compared to the linked NYT article.


If they had looked in Wyoming, they would have found it.
 
2021-01-27 8:12:21 PM  

RogueWallEnthusiast: "Millions of Covid vaccines missing under Trump"

If they're just under him get some strong dude to lift his lard out of the way!  WE'VE GOT PEOPLE TO SAVE!


It'd be best just to let those go, remember how much it took to give him a heave ho last time. Plus orange sweat.
 
2021-01-27 8:13:35 PM  
Ta-da!!

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2021-01-27 8:14:14 PM  

MurphyMurphy: I'm more upset about the American lives we're "missing".

Even w Biden in, Trump farked us so bad 600k-750k dead may be inevitable.

To think we used to hold people accountable.....


Don't worry, those days are coming back. Of course, we won't hold the people who gotbus here accountable, but the ones left holding the bag? Prepare for savage levels of "justice."
 
2021-01-27 8:15:18 PM  

Holdtheroll: I was wondering how Israel got so many doses?


IBetThe((()))'sDidThis.jpg.
 
2021-01-27 8:15:33 PM  
Of course they stole it.  Maybe it wasn't Jared himself who snuck a box out to his car... but he's benefitting from the scam no matter how it's being pulled off.
 
2021-01-27 8:16:53 PM  

Medic Zero: Holdtheroll: I was wondering how Israel got so many doses?

IBetThe((()))'sDidThis.jpg.


Oh, and for the meme challenged, that was snark.
 
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