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(Reuters)   So do we refer to him as Secretary Mayor Pete, or Mayor Secretary Pete?   (reuters.com) divider line
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2021-01-27 1:13:27 PM  
Just as Senator Harris has changed jobs and is now recognized as Vice President Harris, Pete has changed jobs and is no longer working as a mayor so "Secretary Pete" would be the more appropriate style.
 
2021-01-27 1:26:27 PM  

teto85: Just as Senator Harris has changed jobs and is now recognized as Vice President Harris, Pete has changed jobs and is no longer working as a mayor so "Secretary Pete" would be the more appropriate style.


Secretary Mayo is also acceptable.
 
2021-01-27 1:30:42 PM  
He seems like the kind of guy who would be okay with just being called Pete.
 
2021-01-27 2:42:08 PM  
Shouldn't this have the Re:Pete tag?
 
2021-01-27 3:05:33 PM  
SecMayP !!!
 
2021-01-27 3:32:17 PM  
The Pete.
Since Mr. Pete is taken.
 
2021-01-27 3:38:57 PM  

teto85: Just as Senator Harris has changed jobs and is now recognized as Vice President Harris, Pete has changed jobs and is no longer working as a mayor so "Secretary Pete" would be the more appropriate style.


Sexy Pete
 
2021-01-27 3:39:34 PM  
S.P.B.
 
2021-01-27 3:40:26 PM  
Easy....Secretary Buttogeig....Buttigage....

I give up.

Secretary Pete it is.
 
2021-01-27 3:41:24 PM  
Last week, New York City Council Speaker Corey Johnson wrote Buttigieg asking him to immediately authorize the implementation of New York's congestion pricing plan requiring drivers to pay a surcharge in certain heavily trafficked Manhattan neighborhoods.

Secretary Huckleberry from Indiana gonna get right on that, Core.
 
2021-01-27 3:41:34 PM  
Just Pete, Mayor Secretary just sounds creepy
 
2021-01-27 3:41:41 PM  
Secremayory
 
2021-01-27 3:42:01 PM  

Flincher: teto85: Just as Senator Harris has changed jobs and is now recognized as Vice President Harris, Pete has changed jobs and is no longer working as a mayor so "Secretary Pete" would be the more appropriate style.

Sexy Pete


In the spirit of compromise and moving forward as a nation, I second this motion.
 
2021-01-27 3:43:12 PM  
Mayo Pete for life!
 
2021-01-27 3:43:18 PM  
Listen very carefully to Sec. Buttigieg.

 
2021-01-27 3:43:55 PM  
Call him Secretary Klobuchar's biatch.
 
2021-01-27 3:45:37 PM  
Secretigieg.
 
2021-01-27 3:46:13 PM  
He seems pretty down to earth--I think he would prefer just Pete.
 
2021-01-27 3:46:22 PM  
Dat butt.

Dat is all.
 
2021-01-27 3:46:49 PM  
I say we call him The Right Honourable Bootyjudge.

/ it's important to include the extra u when pronouncing it.
 
2021-01-27 3:47:58 PM  
A smart thing to do now, Pete, would be to roll out a REAL infrastructure month and farking pile in on improvements to our transportationways while traffic, riders and flights are at lows and the FARKING INCONVENIENCE of it all will be at a minimum.  Then, when things come back up, BANG.  FOR THE BUCKS.

Of course, I'm not an expert, Harvard and Oxford educated, a combat veteran, gay, or even attached to the Biden administration, so take my opinions for what they're worth.
 
2021-01-27 3:48:18 PM  

abb3w: Shouldn't this have the Re:Pete tag?


Go thy way and pun no more.
 
2021-01-27 3:48:40 PM  
Seeing as how Mayor is his new first name....
 
2021-01-27 3:49:35 PM  

greensunshine: Call him Secretary Klobuchar's biatch.


I guess you didn't watch the debates. She wanted to farking jump over the lectern and stab him with a salad fork. He definitely got the last word in on her.
 
2021-01-27 3:50:49 PM  

Subtonic: greensunshine: Call him Secretary Klobuchar's biatch.

I guess you didn't watch the debates. She wanted to farking jump over the lectern and stab him with a salad fork. He definitely got the last word in on her.


Her preferred  weapon is a stapler.
 
2021-01-27 3:52:12 PM  
I call him Daddy, so I have my own challenges here.
 
2021-01-27 3:53:10 PM  

Subtonic: greensunshine: Call him Secretary Klobuchar's biatch.

I guess you didn't watch the debates. She wanted to farking jump over the lectern and stab him with a salad fork. He definitely got the last word in on her.


This is why I don't get invited to fancy dinner parties. I'd probably use the wrong fork to stab someone and end up looking ignorant.
 
2021-01-27 3:53:29 PM  

thehobbes: Subtonic: greensunshine: Call him Secretary Klobuchar's biatch.

I guess you didn't watch the debates. She wanted to farking jump over the lectern and stab him with a salad fork. He definitely got the last word in on her.

Her preferred  weapon is a stapler.


She already had the fork ready after straightening her hair.
 
2021-01-27 3:53:48 PM  

Subtonic: greensunshine: Call him Secretary Klobuchar's biatch.

I guess you didn't watch the debates. She wanted to farking jump over the lectern and stab him with a salad fork. He definitely got the last word in on her.


Seriously - all she did was whine when he wouldn't let her land a punch.  Sounded more jealous than a debate opponent.
 
2021-01-27 3:54:01 PM  
How about Pete the Transporter
 
2021-01-27 3:54:51 PM  
Super Nintendo Pete
 
2021-01-27 3:55:29 PM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: Subtonic: greensunshine: Call him Secretary Klobuchar's biatch.

I guess you didn't watch the debates. She wanted to farking jump over the lectern and stab him with a salad fork. He definitely got the last word in on her.

This is why I don't get invited to fancy dinner parties. I'd probably use the wrong fork to stab someone and end up looking ignorant.


Emily post was a little vague on that etiquette.  I let practicality be my guide.  Going for the eye?  Shrimp fork.
 
2021-01-27 3:55:47 PM  

Doctor Funkenstein: Secretigieg.


Secremariot
 
2021-01-27 3:56:21 PM  
Pete now reaps his reward for colluding and throwing in his support when he was at peak popularity.
 
2021-01-27 3:56:26 PM  

Subtonic: greensunshine: Call him Secretary Klobuchar's biatch.

I guess you didn't watch the debates. She wanted to farking jump over the lectern and stab him with a salad fork. He definitely got the last word in on her.


When she congratulated him on his nomination and praised his "local government experience." That was a Minnesota fark you and made me laugh.
 
2021-01-27 3:56:55 PM  

Diogenes: I call him Daddy, so I have my own challenges here.


Fark isn't... you know what, go ahead.
 
2021-01-27 3:58:30 PM  
Who do you want to piss off more? The mayor or the secretary administrative assistant.

I learned a long time ago to always be polite, respectful and willing to joke with secretaries administrative assistants for they can make your life much easier or wishing you were in hell.
 
2021-01-27 3:59:07 PM  

greensunshine: Subtonic: greensunshine: Call him Secretary Klobuchar's biatch.

I guess you didn't watch the debates. She wanted to farking jump over the lectern and stab him with a salad fork. He definitely got the last word in on her.

When she congratulated him on his nomination and praised his "local government experience." That was a Minnesota fark you and made me laugh.


I was more a fan of the 'shake the money-tree in the wine cave' snark remark. But he did get under her skin as he just grinned.
 
2021-01-27 3:59:13 PM  

GardenWeasel: teto85: Just as Senator Harris has changed jobs and is now recognized as Vice President Harris, Pete has changed jobs and is no longer working as a mayor so "Secretary Pete" would be the more appropriate style.

Secretary Mayo is also acceptable.


They see him transportin
They hatin
 
2021-01-27 4:01:32 PM  

thehobbes: Subtonic: greensunshine: Call him Secretary Klobuchar's biatch.

I guess you didn't watch the debates. She wanted to farking jump over the lectern and stab him with a salad fork. He definitely got the last word in on her.

Her preferred  weapon is a stapler.



We all know it's her aide's salad comb.
 
2021-01-27 4:04:51 PM  

Diogenes: Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: Subtonic: greensunshine: Call him Secretary Klobuchar's biatch.

I guess you didn't watch the debates. She wanted to farking jump over the lectern and stab him with a salad fork. He definitely got the last word in on her.

This is why I don't get invited to fancy dinner parties. I'd probably use the wrong fork to stab someone and end up looking ignorant.

Emily post was a little vague on that etiquette.  I let practicality be my guide.  Going for the eye?  Shrimp fork.


See, I would have farked that up and used a pickle fork. I'm just not cut out for fancier functions.
 
2021-01-27 4:06:52 PM  
He was last a mayor in 2019.  I still do not understand why people choose to still refer to him as one
 
2021-01-27 4:07:07 PM  
Call him "America's Mayor"
 
2021-01-27 4:11:23 PM  

kkinnison: He was last a mayor in 2019.  I still do not understand why people choose to still refer to him as one


Honorific title by highest achieved political rank.

Like how you are Supreme Commander of All Allied Forces, General_BiggusDickus, on World of Tanks.
 
2021-01-27 4:18:58 PM  

kkinnison: He was last a mayor in 2019.  I still do not understand why people choose to still refer to him as one


I've built a bridge. Do they call me 'subtonic the bridge builder'? No!

But you fark one goat...
 
2021-01-27 4:25:05 PM  
And the .pdf of our Chinese vendors is more than 10mb so I can't email it to you. I'll just send you a thumb drive.
 
2021-01-27 4:37:35 PM  
Not that I'm happy he got the job, but...why this one?

Because Kokomo?
 
2021-01-27 4:41:30 PM  
Special agent Pete.
 
2021-01-27 4:45:15 PM  

chknjetski: Seeing as how Mayor is his new first name....


I'm Mr. Mayor. My first name? Mayor. So yes I'm Mayor Mayor. My middle name? Also Mayor. You see my dad was a jokester and thought it would be funny. And now that I'm Mayor, you can address me Mayor Mayor Mayor Mayor.
 
2021-01-27 4:51:08 PM  
"Future President-Elect Mayor Pete"
 
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