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(ABC7 Los Angeles)   Zook dies after getting his second Zot. It's a UC Irvine joke   (abc7.com) divider line
    More: Sad, Orange County, California, coronavirus vaccine, Tim Zook, Orange County Register, President Joe Biden, Santa Ana, California, second dose of Pfizer, UC Irvine Medical Center  
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2021-01-27 12:20:46 PM  
RIP
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2021-01-27 12:28:59 PM  
Zook's family said he had high blood pressure and was slightly overweight, but he was a proponent of the vaccine.


Got to get my lazy ass into shape, this is yet another reason.
 
2021-01-27 12:32:58 PM  
Zounds!
 
2021-01-27 1:56:37 PM  
I guess it's ok if he died laughing.
 
2021-01-27 2:15:47 PM  
I can't wait for anti-vaxxers to use this as "proof" that one bad reaction is worse than half a million deaths.
 
2021-01-27 2:20:58 PM  
Gadzooks!
 
2021-01-27 2:21:43 PM  
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The Usenet Oracle requires an answer to this question!
> How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck
> wood?
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"Oh, hell!  I'll handle *this* one!"  The Oracle spun the terminal
back toward himself, unlocked the ZOT-guard lock, and slid the glass
guard away from the ZOT key.  "Ummmm....could you turn around for a
minute?  ZOTs are too graphic for the uninitiated.  Even *I* get a
little squeamish sometimes..."  The neophyte turned around, and heard
the Oracle slam his finger on a computer key, followed by a loud
ZZZZOTTTTT and the smell of ozone.
"OK, you can turn around now."  The apprentice turned around as the
Oracle was re-securing the ZOT key.  "God, I wish these idiots would
learn.  Burnt supplicant flesh smells *awful*...  Usually, I create
witty, biting, and border-line slanderous replies for WC questions,
but I didn't want to keep you waiting for your first *real* question.
Well, let's try this again."
 
2021-01-27 2:28:08 PM  
So far, I haven't heard  anything that scares me to much. I'm not going to be getting the shot soon anyway. By then they should know more about why he died. I'm willing to get it.
 
2021-01-27 2:29:59 PM  
Does anyone know if the others that have died also had a pretty immediate adverse reaction first?
 
2021-01-27 2:35:03 PM  
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RIP
 
2021-01-27 2:36:22 PM  
Verano parking.  That's the real UCI joke.
 
2021-01-27 2:37:31 PM  
Zed's dead baby
 
2021-01-27 2:45:28 PM  
imagine that a vaccine introduced for population control kills how shocking
 
2021-01-27 2:48:33 PM  

UltimaCS: I can't wait for anti-vaxxers to use this as "proof" that one bad reaction is worse than half a million deaths.


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2021-01-27 2:50:45 PM  
Mark Zookerberg?
 
2021-01-27 2:54:25 PM  

Autoerotic Defenestration: UltimaCS: I can't wait for anti-vaxxers to use this as "proof" that one bad reaction is worse than half a million deaths.

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Cause of death: Side effect.
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2021-01-27 2:55:43 PM  
$10 says it was a heart attack brought on by an immune response. Clogged arteries+*temporary* mild inflammation. Dude prolly would've died the next time he caught a sniffle or pushed too hard on the toilet.
 
2021-01-27 3:01:47 PM  
In 2019, approximately 1800 Americans died of a heart attack each day.

I'm not sure how many of these were sudden-onset, but if we vaccinate all Americans there's going to be some number that suffer a heart attack on the day of the vaccination by sheer random chance.
 
2021-01-27 3:03:06 PM  

UltimaCS: I can't wait for anti-vaxxers to use this as "proof" that one bad reaction is worse than half a million deaths.


I can't wait for the pro-vaxxers to strike this up as a co-morbidity or just plain coincidence.
 
2021-01-27 3:10:52 PM  
Oh for f*ck's sake, STOP PUBLISHING THESE DAMN STORIES UNTIL THE ACTUAL CAUSE OF DEATH HAS BEEN DETERMINED! Because if the cause of death is determined to NOT have been the vaccine the anti-vaxxers will either never hear of it or they will conveniently ignore it and hold this up as another example to try and justify their campaign of ignorance.
 
2021-01-27 3:15:03 PM  
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2021-01-27 3:23:52 PM  
2.5 hours later?  Not a reaction to the shot.
 
2021-01-27 3:24:46 PM  
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2021-01-27 3:25:33 PM  
Number of deaths alleged to be caused by vaccine side effects:  1.

Number of Covid deaths in CA yesterday: 722
 
2021-01-27 3:32:39 PM  
Zook that's a semi common Amish/Mennonite name
 
2021-01-27 3:37:59 PM  
Been awhile, is it still known as Under Construction Indefinitely?
/old UC-I alum
 
2021-01-27 3:44:00 PM  
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2021-01-27 4:18:10 PM  
Zook dies

This is not a repeat from 1863.
 
2021-01-27 4:23:06 PM  

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Why not Zoidberg?

(V) (;,,;) (V)
 
2021-01-27 4:48:06 PM  
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2021-01-27 4:51:47 PM  
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2021-01-27 5:01:17 PM  

Robinfro: $10 says it was a heart attack brought on by an immune response. Clogged arteries+*temporary* mild inflammation. Dude prolly would've died the next time he caught a sniffle or pushed too hard on the toilet.


At the very least... why didn't the first shot kill him, or at least make him very ill, then?

Also... when your family describes you as "slightly overweight", man, I can't help but think 5'5" and 300+ pounds.
 
2021-01-27 5:50:50 PM  
When I saw the headline I thought it was Mark Zuckerberg because I call him The Zook.
Then I realized robots don't need to be vaccinated.
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2021-01-27 7:27:30 PM  
I'm a chubby old codger with a dodgy heart (including a pacemaker). I also have a rare blood disease. I had my first shot two weeks ago. looking forward to my next shot in two weeks.
No symptoms after the injection.

If you become eligible for a shot, take it. The odds are far worse if you don't.
 
2021-01-27 9:01:22 PM  
The Orange County coroner's office said it was investigating the man's death, adding that if there is a correlation to the vaccine it will notify the OC Health Care Agency.

There's definitely a temporal correlation. Which, as farkers will remind you, is different than causation.
 
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