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(NYPost)   Before doing an interview on live TV, make sure you put away the dildo sitting on the shelf in the background. Or don't and end up the top story in a slow news cycle (NSFW)   (nypost.com) divider line
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2021-01-27 12:01:13 PM  
Or, you make sure its perfectly framed and in plain view of your webcam before the interview starts.

But I'm sure you're right, subby. This was entirely accidental and boy do I bet she feels embarrassed now.
 
2021-01-27 12:11:46 PM  
A good dildo should be inside you, not sitting on a shelf.
 
2021-01-27 12:16:45 PM  
More like BWC amirite
 
2021-01-27 12:18:26 PM  

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BBC?   Book Bracing Cock?
 
2021-01-27 12:19:16 PM  
Anything is a dildo if you are brave enough
 
2021-01-27 12:20:20 PM  
THINK HAPPY THINGS is next to the spray paint can.
 
2021-01-27 12:22:10 PM  
BWC-on- BBC action.
 
2021-01-27 12:22:57 PM  
Why do dildos have balls?
 
2021-01-27 12:22:58 PM  
I bet her books smell musty.
 
2021-01-27 12:22:59 PM  
Good for the NY Post. This is the sort of meaningless fluff and gossip that I hope they will stick with.
 
2021-01-27 12:23:03 PM  
Can't tell from the picture, but the story makes me wonder what kind of books she has on that shelf.
 
2021-01-27 12:23:18 PM  
Looks like she was showing it off.
 
2021-01-27 12:23:42 PM  

dothemath: Why do dildos have balls?


You should Google that and let us know what you find, and how it affects your targeted ads.
 
2021-01-27 12:25:07 PM  
This thread is... welll...
it'b be redundant wouldn't it...

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2021-01-27 12:25:42 PM  

dothemath: Why do dildos have balls?


1. Gives you something to grab it with
2. Acts as sort of a bump stop, so you don't lose it inside
3. Because that's what they look like.  That way you get accurate practice so you know what to do with the real thing.
 
2021-01-27 12:26:05 PM  

40 degree day: dothemath: Why do dildos have balls?

You should Google that and let us know what you find, and how it affects your targeted ads.


I just did and a bunch of pictures of your mom came up.

She's a thirsty little devil.
 
2021-01-27 12:27:12 PM  
Remember, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. Always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.
 
2021-01-27 12:27:37 PM  

MythDragon: Acts as sort of a bump stop, so you don't lose it inside


A sort of "stop cock," if you like.
 
2021-01-27 12:28:09 PM  
I wonder what's up with the ghost and the bloody handprints to the left of the dildo
 
2021-01-27 12:28:11 PM  

Officer Barrelroll: Anything is a dildo if you are brave enough


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2021-01-27 12:28:31 PM  

MythDragon: dothemath: Why do dildos have balls?

1. Gives you something to grab it with
2. Acts as sort of a bump stop, so you don't lose it inside
3. Because that's what they look like.  That way you get accurate practice so you know what to do with the real thing.


Clit stimulation is the correct answer.
 
2021-01-27 12:29:31 PM  
That doesn't look like a BBC to me
 
2021-01-27 12:29:50 PM  
Woman goes viral after appearing on TV with dildo behind her

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2021-01-27 12:30:55 PM  
I say that you should line up about 20 of them on the bookshelf.  And make sure you have all of your DVD pornos displayed, too.
 
2021-01-27 12:31:02 PM  

MythDragon: 2. Acts as sort of a bump stop, so you don't lose it inside


2. Acts as sort of a bump stop, so you don't lose it inside
 
2021-01-27 12:31:09 PM  
NY Post target readership approves:
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2021-01-27 12:31:33 PM  
"Bookshelf Dildo" is my Pussycat Dolls-themed literary blog.
 
2021-01-27 12:32:06 PM  

wet drum sandwich: Can't tell from the picture, but the story makes me wonder what kind of books she has on that shelf.


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2021-01-27 12:32:07 PM  
Gawd, I miss slow news days.
 
2021-01-27 12:32:53 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Or, you make sure its perfectly framed and in plain view of your webcam before the interview starts.


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No one frames their webcam like this. Especially someone that is doing an interview.
 
2021-01-27 12:33:04 PM  
Maybe she is a Bills fan saving it for the next time Brady plays Buffalo.
 
2021-01-27 12:33:32 PM  

Jack Sabbath: Woman goes viral after appearing on TV with dildo behind her

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Probably the best post ever.
 
2021-01-27 12:35:23 PM  
Xi gnu.
 
2021-01-27 12:35:37 PM  
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2021-01-27 12:37:39 PM  
I'm thinking she made a bet with some friends.
 
2021-01-27 12:37:50 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: No one frames their webcam like this. Especially someone that is doing an interview.


My video conferences are framed like that.  The webcam is built into the monitor so I'd have to move the monitor to center it and I pretty much never do since I've got several displays.

/don't have anything incriminating behind me.  Just a door and a piano.
 
2021-01-27 12:39:57 PM  
They are called bibbeledebobs over there, or Eddie Bobs for the people of Brighton.
 
2021-01-27 12:40:33 PM  

MythDragon: That way you get accurate practice so you know what to do with the real thing.


So you practice first with an imaginary dildo?
 
2021-01-27 12:41:56 PM  

snowjack: I wonder what's up with the ghost and the bloody handprints to the left of the dildo


Holy sh*t, I didn't even notice that at first. Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.
 
2021-01-27 12:44:22 PM  
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2021-01-27 12:44:48 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Pocket Ninja: Or, you make sure its perfectly framed and in plain view of your webcam before the interview starts.

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No one frames their webcam like this. Especially someone that is doing an interview.


It would be cool to have the space to worry about framing.  I have a desk and a camera and whatever you see, you see.  Nothing quite like this lady, though.

Would this be considered a dick pic?  Haven't people been fired for that recently?
 
2021-01-27 12:44:55 PM  

Solty Dog: They are called bibbeledebobs over there, or Eddie Bobs for the people of Brighton.


Fanny hammer
 
2021-01-27 12:45:25 PM  
Self love is safe love. She's unlikely to have literally gone viral.
 
2021-01-27 12:45:40 PM  
I don't know. Something smells fishy.
 
2021-01-27 12:46:09 PM  

dothemath: Why do dildos have balls?


It's like a stopper. It keeps you from accidentally losing the whole thing up there. That's my theory at least.
 
2021-01-27 12:47:35 PM  
Why is it on her bookshelf?
 
2021-01-27 12:47:35 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Pocket Ninja: Or, you make sure its perfectly framed and in plain view of your webcam before the interview starts.

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No one frames their webcam like this. Especially someone that is doing an interview.


Umm, what the hell is going on on that door at the left of the frame?
 
2021-01-27 12:47:37 PM  

dothemath: Why do dildos have balls?


Because otherwise you may end up in the ER needing some extraction services.
 
2021-01-27 12:48:25 PM  

Rev. Skarekroe: Why is it on her bookshelf?


It's part of her cliterature collection.
 
2021-01-27 12:51:16 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Pocket Ninja: Or, you make sure its perfectly framed and in plain view of your webcam before the interview starts.

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No one frames their webcam like this. Especially someone that is doing an interview.


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Wait, what with they two bloodstained handprints on the wall next to the bookshelf???
 
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