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(Click Orlando)   Typical Florida Man beats up parked vehicles with baseball bat. Superior Florida Man beats up parked Sheriff's vehicles with bat. Champion Florida Man beats up parked vehicles with bat at Sheriff's District 4 HQ lot under surveillance   (clickorlando.com) divider line
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1357 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Jan 2021 at 9:27 PM (10 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-01-27 2:26:13 PM  
This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps.
 
2021-01-27 9:32:25 PM  
Project Mayhem just kept getting bigger.
 
2021-01-27 9:45:10 PM  
I was leaving a softball game once years ago and there was an old Sony Trinitron tube TV in a trash pile near the parking lot. For fun, I decided to take a full speed swing at the screen with my $250 aluminum TPS softball bat. I instantly learned that high-quality TV screens are made of vibranium glass, because I did almost no damage while shattering my hands instead and ruining my bat. Think of the worst cold-day stinger you've ever had x a million.
 
2021-01-27 9:50:31 PM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: I was leaving a softball game once years ago and there was an old Sony Trinitron tube TV in a trash pile near the parking lot. For fun, I decided to take a full speed swing at the screen with my $250 aluminum TPS softball bat. I instantly learned that high-quality TV screens are made of vibranium glass, because I did almost no damage while shattering my hands instead and ruining my bat. Think of the worst cold-day stinger you've ever had x a million.


My teeth hurt just reading that.
 
2021-01-27 9:53:26 PM  
FTFT:

a visitor to our headquarters used a baseball bat on several Sheriff's Office vehicles

.
One man's visitor is another man's insurrectionist.
 
2021-01-27 9:55:29 PM  
SUV lives matter
 
2021-01-27 9:58:00 PM  
I laughed.

+1 subby.
 
2021-01-27 10:06:35 PM  
We can tell he's NEVER been outta Mamma's Basement before..................too many sugary coated snakes & Mountain Dew!

Hangin 10+ BOYZ!!!!!
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2021-01-27 10:19:08 PM  
F*ck cops and their cars.
 
2021-01-27 10:20:51 PM  
"Okay. So, ten out of ten for style, but minus several million for good thinking, huh?"
 
2021-01-27 10:24:50 PM  
Guess he couldn't find any parking meters.
 
2021-01-27 10:28:15 PM  

Badafuco: F*ck cops and their cars.


Are you under the impression that some random individual cop gives a shiat if he's assigned a different car because his old one has been trashed by some pudgy gamer?

If anything, he's probably happy about it.
 
2021-01-27 10:35:53 PM  
Officer tackles man swinging bat at police station
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2021-01-27 11:28:10 PM  

Badafuco: F*ck cops and their cars.


Show me on the doll where the evil cop touched you.
 
2021-01-27 11:50:26 PM  
Man arrested wearing same outfit as in surveillance video, deputies say


Life is rough for the poor.
 
2021-01-28 12:36:33 AM  

Badafuco: F*ck cops and their cars.


How's the food in the Volusia County Lockup these days?
 
2021-01-28 1:03:33 AM  

kdawg7736: [YouTube video: Officer tackles man swinging bat at police station]


That cop played football, that was near perfect form.
 
2021-01-28 2:27:39 AM  
Fark handle?
oblig.
 
2021-01-28 3:42:25 AM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: I was leaving a softball game once years ago and there was an old Sony Trinitron tube TV in a trash pile near the parking lot. For fun, I decided to take a full speed swing at the screen with my $250 aluminum TPS softball bat. I instantly learned that high-quality TV screens are made of vibranium glass, because I did almost no damage while shattering my hands instead and ruining my bat. Think of the worst cold-day stinger you've ever had x a million.


I had one of those. Most awesome TV ever.
I was drunk off my butt. And having a heated argument with my significant other of the time.
Long story.
Anyway. I grabbed a metal folding chair and hit the TV. Only thing that happened was a slight color change of the trim around the screen. From being pushed in. Screen it self nothing. Kept that TV for years.
But. Damn that TV was as heavy as a dead woman.
 
2021-01-28 3:44:16 AM  

kdawg7736: [YouTube video: Officer tackles man swinging bat at police station]


😂 what kind of weak crap is that.
 
2021-01-28 8:45:45 AM  
That would not be my choice of footwear when swinging a bat at glass.
 
2021-01-28 9:34:44 AM  

waxbeans: The Pope of Manwich Village: I was leaving a softball game once years ago and there was an old Sony Trinitron tube TV in a trash pile near the parking lot. For fun, I decided to take a full speed swing at the screen with my $250 aluminum TPS softball bat. I instantly learned that high-quality TV screens are made of vibranium glass, because I did almost no damage while shattering my hands instead and ruining my bat. Think of the worst cold-day stinger you've ever had x a million.

I had one of those. Most awesome TV ever.
I was drunk off my butt. And having a heated argument with my significant other of the time.
Long story.
Anyway. I grabbed a metal folding chair and hit the TV. Only thing that happened was a slight color change of the trim around the screen. From being pushed in. Screen it self nothing. Kept that TV for years.
But. Damn that TV was as heavy as a dead woman.


Heck yes they were, even the computer monitors weren't light, 22" widescreen weighed 89 freaking pounds.
 
2021-01-28 2:23:31 PM  

robodog: kdawg7736: [YouTube video: Officer tackles man swinging bat at police station]

That cop played football, that was near perfect form.


I like to imagine the BOOM! from P.O.D.'s Boom when the cop hits him.
 
2021-01-29 12:24:38 AM  

robodog: That cop played football, that was near perfect form.


The guy swinging the bat clearly didn't play baseball.
 
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