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(NBC New York)   One of the Capitol rioters somehow obtained the phone numbers of Rep. Hakeem Jeffries brother and during the riot sent him texts threatening both his life and his brother if the Rep didn't stop saying Biden won. Just a spontaneous disorganized mob   (nbcnewyork.com) divider line
    More: Strange, Election, United States Senate, Washington, D.C., Vice President of the United States, Joe Biden, Robert Lemke, United States presidential election, 2008, President Donald Trump  
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2021-01-27 3:49:10 PM  
9 votes:
The lefts cancel culture is insideous.
 
2021-01-27 3:55:03 PM  
5 votes:

saturn badger: Diogenes: Lemke claimed in his messages and on social media to be a former law enforcement officer or military veteran, according to the complaint. His Facebook profile and phone records indicated he was a former member of the Alameda County Sheriff's Department, the complaint said. But the department issued a statement on Tuesday denying any connection with Lemke.

Then maybe he was a military veteran.  If he worked on the nuclear wessels, that could be classified.

Nah. The only truly classified military stuff that is highly secret is Operation Petticoat. You never hear about that from them. Never.


That was the show with Gomez Addams commanding a pink submarine, right?
 
2021-01-27 3:50:30 PM  
5 votes:
That's not his phone.  He picked it up in the Capitol building to keep anybody from misusing it.
 
2021-01-27 4:05:14 PM  
4 votes:

saturn badger: Diogenes: Lemke claimed in his messages and on social media to be a former law enforcement officer or military veteran, according to the complaint. His Facebook profile and phone records indicated he was a former member of the Alameda County Sheriff's Department, the complaint said. But the department issued a statement on Tuesday denying any connection with Lemke.

Then maybe he was a military veteran.  If he worked on the nuclear wessels, that could be classified.

Nah. The only truly classified military stuff that is highly secret is Operation Petticoat. You never hear about that from them. Never.


Yup, who knows what those girls were hiding in there:

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2021-01-27 4:04:54 PM  
4 votes:

GoldSpider: Dahnkster: [preview.redd.it image 640x640]

I must have missed when they determined a political motive by the guy who blew himself up in his RV.


Hard to tell he was all over the place.
 
2021-01-27 4:03:17 PM  
4 votes:

recombobulator: That's not his phone.  He picked it up in the Capitol building to keep anybody from misusing it.


That's actually where horned shaman guy got his outfit as well.  He walked in as a total noob naked level 1 shaman and got lucky with a loot crate.
 
2021-01-27 4:01:28 PM  
4 votes:

Tonto's Expanding Headband: In a related topic I received this email today from DHS:

DHS Issues a National Terrorism Advisory System (NTAS) Bulletin
WASHINGTON - The Acting Secretary of Homeland Security has issued a National Terrorism Advisory System (NTAS) Bulletin today after consultation with the intelligence community and law enforcement partners. There is currently a heightened threat environment across the United States that is likely to persist over the coming weeks. DHS does not have any information to indicate a specific, credible plot; however, violent riots have continued in recent days and we remain concerned that individuals frustrated with the exercise of governmental authority and the presidential transition, as well as other perceived grievances and ideological causes fueled by false narratives, could continue to mobilize a broad range of ideologically-motivated actors to incite or commit violence.
You can read the NTAS Bulletin here.


Antifa really needs to be dealt with. Sad.
 
2021-01-27 2:04:52 PM  
4 votes:
Lemke claimed in his messages and on social media to be a former law enforcement officer or military veteran, according to the complaint. His Facebook profile and phone records indicated he was a former member of the Alameda County Sheriff's Department, the complaint said. But the department issued a statement on Tuesday denying any connection with Lemke.

Then maybe he was a military veteran.  If he worked on the nuclear wessels, that could be classified.
 
2021-01-27 3:46:07 PM  
3 votes:
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2021-01-27 4:06:26 PM  
1 vote:

UndeadPoetsSociety: I don't really think you can reasonably call that goat rodeo organized, but definitely it wasn't spontaneous. Premeditation doesn't necessarily imply competent planning, just some demonstrated intent.


Agreed

/but now I want to see an actual goat rodeo!
 
2021-01-27 11:53:42 AM  
1 vote:
False flagg!!!
 
2021-01-27 11:09:43 AM  
1 vote:
"But my freedumb of speach!"
 
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