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(Twitter)   Torrey Smith, celebrating just his 32nd birthday, explains why he hung up his cleats   ( divider line
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702 clicks; posted to Sports » on 27 Jan 2021 at 1:35 PM (15 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2021-01-27 9:53:09 AM  
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2021-01-27 1:59:38 PM  
Nothing wrong with spending more time with your family.
2021-01-27 3:09:58 PM  

kdawg7736: Nothing wrong with spending more time with your family.

I read this as "nothing is worth spending time with your family" :'D
2021-01-27 3:10:53 PM  
2021-01-27 3:50:44 PM  

mikaloyd: Who?

A dude who just significantly increased his chances of having a functioning brain in 20 years.
2021-01-27 4:11:28 PM  

mikaloyd: Who?

Won a Superbowl with the Ravens in 2012 and the Eagles in 2017, had 7 TDs his rookie season (to go with 50 catches and 840 yards) - his breakout performance was something like 4 catches for 180 and 3 TDs, 16.1 YPR for the career (better than Jerry Rice's*), set a bunch of school records at Maryland (GO TERPS)...

Not that everyone needs to know every WR2 in the game, but he was a fantasy MONSTER for like 3 years.

// I am obviously biased
* but I'm obviously not saying Smith is Rice-level or better - the number's just for comparison
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